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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104309
 19.10.2014
You are wrong, it’s all logical... If you just fuck, then you can joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We’ll continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!
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Why treat this virginity? The girl wanted, she lost. The man wanted, he lost. and all. To humiliate someone for having sex is idiotic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104308
 19.10.2014
Admin said he had a bad day.
xxx: And he entertains 3 randomly selected nicks from the online.
xxx: As it turns out, the random number generator has a sense of humor.
At the end of the day, admin made fun of himself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104307
 19.10.2014
XXX: My father came home. The mother meets him at the entrance, there is a question: where he was, with whom he drank and why.
Reply: I am pleased
I met a long-time friend and decided to drink. Just he was drunk and I wasn’t"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104306
 19.10.2014
Ukraine has said that the $30 billion promised by the West in the form of aid is not enough.
With such arrangements, the bourgeoisie will still pay Russia to take away an enthusiastic kingdom-state.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104305
 19.10.2014
With the plane:
Cat for the crawl: will convince any capricious, very gentle and affectionate

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104304
 19.10.2014
I have been trying to add 4 different pieces from the United States to Skype here for several months. I did not understand why they chose me. I asked why, if we knew him, etc. Here it turned out! For the fifth time!
I am like a cottage. I have a black cat on the avatar, and status: even worse I'm black... It's really epic. They’re sorry for me because I’m a Negro!
In Russia, they are violated.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104303
 19.10.2014
EXORciste_jabber: I have a Samsung TV for something knocking in the Yandex o_O
t1gor: looking for reviews in the market

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104302
 19.10.2014
The questioner:

A small man of middle age with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after a minimum repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed plan) in general fully restored.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Now attention, the question is! If a super-puppy-hard door can be opened quietly and without any problems in 3 minutes, WHY do you put them like that? Nevertheless, thieves will not be saved, and the owners can bring trouble. And sometimes - fatal (I am about fire, if anything).
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You won't believe, but any door can be opened in 3-5 minutes, and it's not about the door, but in the qualification of the opening. I assure you, an extra-class specialist in your apartment will not be useful, he does not need it in vain, there are more tempting goals, and from any shantrap and fairly standard metal doors of good quality perfectly protect.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104301
 19.10.2014
Names given to children by parents:
My name is Ivor. by Ivor Alexandrovich. I am curious that the name is ancient Slavic. The most advanced people remember that something similar is happening in the Baltics. Only I know that all this is shit. Ivor is the clay elephant from the Third Heroes, who gave bonuses to the elephant-shooters.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104300
 19.10.2014
I bought a cat riding mouse.
My husband (42 years old) and his son (13 years old) played mouse all night.

The cat watched them from the back of the couch, as if saying "give, continue this show" :)

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104299
 19.10.2014
ddd: For some reason, from the entire course of Georgia’s history, I remembered only the title of the post introduced by David the Builder: mcygnobarthucey-chondydeli :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104298
 19.10.2014
I have a very busy Saturday today.
I was invited to another spa room this morning.
For the third time, I was inherited by the soap from another family member.
My card was blocked, unfortunately, but I don’t have a single card :-)
I still won a sweet prize in an action of unsightly candy, it’s actually :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104297
 19.10.2014
I: Six stitches, please.
Seller 1: Boys, there are only seven left, can you take it?
I : well. Only if we don’t share it, I’ll break the mouth of Shura.
I will drive him out of the house. Without the things.
I : Yes. In short, if that happens, it is all your fault.
Seller 2: Well, if there is a complaint book, there is no problem. Thanks for the purchase, come back :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104296
 19.10.2014
I didn’t even hold up here...
"Classic))) I advise to add purified seeds of chickenpox to the paste, you will not pull off the ears".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104295
 19.10.2014
In every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104294
 19.10.2014
That is, you are damn. I went in search of a recipe for a salad.

Funny is it! Salad from fungus, it is "glass" salad )))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104293
 19.10.2014
Rostelecom has announced a tender for the creation of an analogue of Steam for 14 million. The goal is to create a portal from where you can download the games. I propose to legalize the router, the goal corresponds.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104292
 19.10.2014
In the evening I am in bed with my beloved.
You are my sun, my hair.
It’s not hair, it’s rays.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104291
 19.10.2014
This is:
An announcement: "A man will meet a woman, age - 43 years 5 months 24 days 5 hours, weight - 85 kg, 123 grams, height - 183, 45 cm. I work in the Chamber of Measures and Weights.”
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See also after 45. stumbled...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104290
 19.10.2014
Letter by corporate mail:

Dear colleagues.

Today, for various reasons, 80% of the legal department employees are absent.
Responses to tasks will be provided as far as possible.
The spells “urgently”, “very urgently”, “mega urgently”, “aaaaaa!” today do not work.
Letters with petitions, requests and threats are not considered.

All a good day.

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