Once there was a case, the Post of Russia bought software from us, and they had to rework and send some documents. When we told them that I would send them by the Post of Russia, they said it was not necessary, or they could get lost.
Kippels is now a guy, I don’t want to live in such a world :(
and----
Take your soul? and :)
There is a discussion of a fanfic written clearly by someone young and inexperienced.
Get your teeth in the neck. to enter. The teeth. in the neck. Go to. The teeth. In the neck. What.
Maybe he is a vampire.
WOW: You know, it’s better than... m-m... a single-eyed snake penetrated into a black hole of pleasure.
Put your baking soda in my refrigerator!
xxx :D
We sit on the sea, on the beach run burning natives, pairing shrimp, drum and air rice in one hand. In other words, everything is normal. And this year there was a fashion for temporary tattoos / read - translated images/. And a lady goes on the beach, behind her is a guy with beer and fish. The following screams with an interval of a few seconds.
Temporary Tattoos
The guy focused:
A temporary cold beer.
I wanted to buy.
Maelinhon: Yandex is burning money. The screensaver hangs, new design, new services. On the screensaver, a green garden, a hoodie, a happy grandmother advertising cloudlessly ticks into the tablet. This is how easy and good it was with the new service.
If you look at her, you can see that she’s in a man’s wallet.
XXX: What is written with a pear, you will not cut off with a taper
You will not argue with you.
My older cat, when I was alive, came to me when I ate breakfast and checked what I was eating. And if it was a eyelid (defined by the smell), he spoke such a short and decisive word me, indicating that their Majesty wanted to pull out my plate, and therefore I must leave on it a sufficient amount of yellow (protein I was allowed to eat the fullest). After that, I was obliged to bring the plate under a special inclination to His Majesty's mouth so that he could comfortably pull out the plate without the risk of swallowing his furry collar. The only thing that their Majesty never allowed herself to do was go down to eat at the table. He ate politely sitting in the master's chair - so seeing their majesty entering the kitchen during breakfast, the master had to honor him by rising up and immediately releasing the throne.
If my food did not interest their majesty, he quietly departed from the kitchen, not jumping into the throne freed for him by chance. His departure meant that we were allowed to continue our breakfast. The cat came out of the kitchen majestically, and it seemed to me that he even cried out to us, his faithful servants, with the inexpressible dignity written on his mouth.
Discussion of the video card:
What is a 100k video card? Is it of gold? Can it turn the objects negated with its help into real? You can fuck it out!
YYY: It’s so cool that the GTA niggers are stealing things from your apartment and pushing you crazy.
Skype with my brother:
I: Anka is preparing for school, glad that she has grown up and no longer needs to go to the kindergarten.
B: Fuck, I’d give a lot for going to bed every day after lunch and then getting up – and half a day.
I: Well, and I said "I do not understand why these Turks and all inclusive" are needed.
B: aaah, I understood - the Turkish hotel is all-inclusive - it's a kindergarten for adults! That is the secret!
I: Fuck, but the witch is sure... They will be fed and drunk, you can play all day in the sand of the sea, in the evening entertainment, and no manna meat. Kindergarten for adults, improved version.
B: Well, now I want to go to Turkey for all inclusive :(
The oval has two radius and the circle has one.
A circle also has two rays, because it has a diameter, and the diameter is a radius multiplied by two.
In general, a circle is a particular case of an oval, because an oval with two equal rays is a circle.
Thus, do you mean that the circle is an equal-sided oval?
1: No, "equal-sided" is from the world of the triangle.
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If you talk to a person who is disgusting to you... Imagine that he has a penis in his mouth... and you involuntarily start to smile...
Children are playing under the windows. Playing at a wedding. In fact, the main girl decided that everyone would play at the wedding. The girl is softly speaking fat. He pulls a little boy and says, “You’ll be my fiancé.” The boy in tears. He knows he is a star. I quietly roast. The girl caught me. He takes the boy by his shoulders, turns to himself and says, "Well, you're like Barack Obama?
I think soon parents will tell their children:
When you go to school, wait.
XXX: I have heard the word "procrastination" many times. I wanted to know what it meant, but what was it postponed, I thought, then I will find out. And here I found out...
After watching the film Leprecon, when a person sneezes, I always wish him health.
WOW: What was there?
That if a man sneezes three times and he is not wished for health, he will be taken away by a leprecon!
In the process, he not only took me away, but I still live with him.
Funny that when in porn two-and-one, girls touch each other. And when she-and-two, the men of the type "I don't look at his cock. This guy is no longer here"!
M7L
and xxx:
This news ruins everything.
The head of the Moscow association of realtors Jidaev arrested
WOW :
He broke up through the name.)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, you don’t understand...the Jedi-Reel Association...Control the Force, Gluck!
We discussed the New Year and Soviet New Year toys at work. And suddenly a colleague issued: "And I had a snowflake was REAL... rubber".
Obedience...
This is one of the most important things....
I once called a man, so until he picked up the phone, I listened to a song in which the guy was singing something like “Take My Heart!” Take my soul! 111!" And the voice was really discouraging and complaining))
Kippels is now a guy, I don’t want to live in such a world :(
A man who says he never changes his mind is either a liar or a fool.