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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103309
 26.09.2014
I look for a job, I look for a website with ads. I see you need some "clining lady". Then it came to me that it was a cleaner. They will invent...
I see this conversation:
Who are you working for?
The Cleaning Lady.
It sounds cool.
And in fact! I am mainly engaged in the reactivation of the physical profile of the company and the cleaning of the source data of the company building. Sometimes I get rid of employees’ miscalculations.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103308
 26.09.2014
I called my uncle yesterday to ask how things...dialogue:

I am. How about yourself on vacation?
D is Goodbye, you are at work.
I am. My mother told me that my grandmother had pneumonia.
D is - ah..I had her already, it relieved her, the dropper was removed, the burn began to treat
I am. What kind of burn?
My grandmother decided to make mushrooms.
I am. - and what - mustard mushrooms burned? they are thermonuclear?))
D is At this time, a neighbor came in and said that for faithfulness, when he is sick, he puts an oak on top, so that he can be sure to warm up!
I am. Fuck to fuck! O_O...
D: Well, I said the same...
I am. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
D, and don’t say it! 😉

p.s baby 80 years, the war survived, the hunger...and you say - the finger injected, burned on the sooth....the grandmother treats the inflammation of the lungs with sooth...instead of garlic)))

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103307
 26.09.2014
Do not burn. In Soviet times, the tax on childlessness was better now, on the contrary, to encourage children’s rubles (not those 150 rubles a month that are now paid, but real benefits. That a mother of two or three children receives a salary comparable to their salary.
— — —
Dear man, but I do not agree with my taxes to pay for the lives of those who know how to fuck and who do not want to work. And according to your scheme, it turns out that this is exactly what I am going to do, trying to grow up and help my single child learn normally.
Moreover, I think that many imbeciles now have too much on social. Because I know exactly how much they have.
No, not those people who work on two jobs with three children, but those who instead run and collect the bonuses laid down by law.
Those who raise two or more children are honored and praised. But just before they start to climb into my pocket. I do free teaching because I can give something to those who really need it. So, having observations of people, I can say: they climb into someone else’s pocket and shout “we don’t know how to use condoms, so we all owe it!” – not those who are difficult in life, but those who don’t want to study or work.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103306
 26.09.2014
Conversation at the Planner:

Grammar and spelling should be governed by the game designer.
- You know, we game designer writes "warriors" with J.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103305
 26.09.2014
There were a few quotes about the rabbits. I add.
We came with the company to the country, so to say, to close the shale season. Only here is the misfortune, the basement is poured and the water needs to be exhausted, although not large, but it will soon be needed. I decided to do it immediately. After shakes and alcohol, obviously no one will do this. In general... Take the cage in the hands of the cage and dance dancing dancing. Nothing to do, a strong part of the cages armed forward, and sooner, to get to the dark. My boyfriend is strong, holds; the boyfriend of the girlfriend (culture worker, stripper, health worker) is already beginning to openly stumble: but the third (directly from the board drained the water from the sitting position and served the rest) small with a belly, as in nothing before continued and continued like a machine. Two are no longer, and he went to cut wood on coal, and he says, it's still that... even two hundred doors were not and the lungs. As it turned out, he has 100-200 shots for training from 20 kg of onions.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103304
 26.09.2014
>> Jehovah’s Witnesses came and said that God was knocking on our house. He said he should have spare keys. And if they are not, then he can order them at the intersection of the streets of Dostoevsky and Zoya Kozmodemyanskaya, house 6, first floor, entrance from the courtyard.

"Doctor of the House"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №103303
 26.09.2014
About the education. We eat breakfast and share memories.
I: I remember when I was 5 years old, my neighbor boy and I were playing cards. I had a large map of the USSR, we placed it on the floor and played the journey on the train: I called him the end and starting point, and he found all the cities and villages on the way.
When I was a child, a friend smiled into a glass and broke it against a wall.
The Curtain

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103302
 26.09.2014
XXX: Fall, fall, fall, fall the hoampas!
YYY: Well, but there is no escape!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №103301
 26.09.2014
And I’m sorry Lin, she’s still painting a comic like you.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №103300
 26.09.2014
Article on the hub: "Visual window configurator written in one hour"
upd1: Added screenshots
upd2: Launched the demo version
upd3: We are talking about windows off-line, glazed, wooden or plastic - through which the street from the house is viewed

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103299
 26.09.2014
xxx: I, by the way, while I am sick, I wear a mask :D Priests in the universe think that I care about others, I try not to infect anyone... but in fact the mask gives +5 to complaint :3

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №103298
 26.09.2014
by Joplin:
I am angry with people with receipts paying on the mail for the Internet. Blowing up, do they need a fool?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103297
 26.09.2014
A few days ago, I bought myself a iotaphonam to replace an old nail. I come to work and boast about the acquisition... and here a woman named Nastya gets her apple phone and begins to squeeze my master Yotu!
I tell her that the iotaphone is cooler than your apple and it doesn’t break at all! Taking the box from the phone, I throw it in the wall. I approach the box, unnoticedly putting the phone there. I approached Aidan and showed me a full phone. This charm unable to argue throws its fifth Ess into the wall with such force that the screen died immediately.
It was the first time I liked women’s crying.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103296
 26.09.2014
Wuiss the Keeper:
What a doctor you are! Did you swear the oath of Hippocrates?
Yes, but at the same time I kept the figure in my pocket.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103295
 26.09.2014
I remember from an early art school one somewhat crazy girl who ate guash with her brushes. Just like that, it cracks, and so on.
Then she disappeared somewhere. Probably had eaten.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103294
 26.09.2014
and on the fan of gay:

" Fifty and six of the flies.
Can I condemn a flies for doing it? When in my head, I am angry. As well as the pirates. When in silent solitude they do what their souls are to do, who will object? But they organize façade rallies and tie themselves to the lanterns on the shore, dude in dudes, beat in drums and scream so that everyone knows about their temper – somewhat scratching in the point and scratching in the ass. Indeed, they are worse than flies, for flies only occasionally sin on my head, but pidaras try from day to day to gather in the very center of it. The flies are misunderstood, but the pirates are cold-blooded and conscious.
And by that I realize that they do not want to watch each other, but all, and forcibly, and mutual sodomus for them is only an excuse and a cause.

and Pelevin. Snuff

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103293
 26.09.2014
Go ahead and get to the rotors!
When we look at the knowledge, we feel the knowledge.by :

The teacher deeply cares about such degrees and their feelings.

Example of:
We had one bull on the stream, dumb and dumb, paying for everything all the time. A young teacher of mat. The analysis was not done at all. He offered money and threatened, even came with a pencil for the exam. Until now, this bidlan has not fully learned at least 3 with a minus.

If you do not need knowledge immediately go to the construction, to the security, to the market... do not waste time and money.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103292
 26.09.2014
I have the opinion that men don’t like gay men because they’re scared to imagine that someone can treat them the way they treat women.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103291
 26.09.2014
From the hubr, a comment to the article about the curved iPhones:

Well well?
iPhones are fucking!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103290
 26.09.2014
...There must be some thermonuclear powder pulled from the mud plant) Let's continue the experiments))) If we do not take off I will write you)))

You are... Write, we are worried!

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