Quote from the law on the "recommendation hour"

In St. Petersburg, it is not allowed to find minors regardless of the time of day in places where the presence of minors is prohibited.

Dmitry Governor:
Congratulations to our biathletes before the first fire. And then to praise them again!! to

My sister didn’t take Nexi in the morning.
Wash the car in the cold before parking.

And what connection? I was washed, the only consequence was that the frozen doors had to be opened in the morning. I went as usual.

The connection is that if the car does not start, the headlights must be wiped out. And here she is clean and Fig knows what to do.

xxx: on this February 23, I substantially simplified my wife's choice of a gift - I fucked the last same socks and the shave foam ended

Commentary on the match Russia Finland on one of the sports forums:

Alexander Ovechkin said after the match:
I have to sit down and understand.
He said the same after Vancouver. I think he puts a little misunderstanding in those words. For example, Sergey Palych Korolev once sat down, and for the rest of his life figured out to whom what he owe, and what to do.

We had three biochemists discussing what blood composition volcanoes should have to be green.

Elementary: instead of hemoglobin, sulfohemoglobin or hemovanadium. The first is found in frogs, the second is found in many marine creatures. There is also hemocyanin, in the scrotum, it is blue blood.

For example, why and how sellers in the store ask for a passport when buying alcohol and cigarettes. Today was my first weekend in a long time. I cleaned up in the morning and then went to the store. In view in the mirror - suits the quarterback, in self-esteem - generally the older sister of the tortoise Tortilla. I stand in front of the box, tortured, choked, on the tape - not what a set of "family woman", but the entire arsenal of the hostess 80 lvl: flour, eggs, milk, yeast, sugar, several types of meat, tons of 2 vegetables, pasta, cereals, yoghurt, red dry self, beer good faithful. And then the cashier comes to the bottles and demands a passport! I don’t even catch up right away, at my twice eighteen! I try to understand to whom her passport was handed over, if I pay not with a card, but in cash.
She said to me, “You are drinking alcohol! Have a passport? - I fall into a precipitation, I find a passport, I begin to think about a miraculous zone in the supermarket, which gives the effect of a sharp and sudden rejuvenation... She sees my deep Soviet year of birth, too... I cannot withstand and with shy hope ask: - and what, I look at 17?
What a cashier, philosophically: - and who is there now will find out... what horses go, and also schoolchildren... and you... pause... small, small, unpainted...
O great and powerful Russian service! No one has violated my self-esteem yet.

I am a metrosexual.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
I now wash my face for the night with a special foam
YYY: You still have to stop crawling and smoking like a steam car.
So while you’re just sexy.
zzz: and more accurately eblan ))))

If you think you’ve been dropped because you’re too smart, then you’re a fool.

Yesterday, my son and I were at the zoo and watched the following picture. A large orangutan sits in the cage and looks up at passing people. By his face, it is immediately clear that he is a "boob-like guy" and simply resembles a younger researcher from the bodong.
So here. Near his cage gathered boys aged 12-14 and curved his wings. Something is shown and said. Just like in a circus, but in a mirror image.
When the boys became bored because the monkey did not react to their snacks, they calmed down a little.
But then the monkey calmly raises his hands and... slowly begins to applaud them. Of course, the reaction of the boys was unambiguous - they quickly retreated, reddened from shame.

How much progress has been made! I downloaded the program "To clean the monitor from dust". Started by. A grey screen appears, with large black letters written: "Take the screen!". There is no exit button, the task manager is not working. You saw my keyboard. In short, I don’t know how to get out...
How did you get out?
- In general, I decided to wipe out the screen and only then noticed the small gray button "Exit"! The perfect program!

Mother :
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There is a children’s house in the yard. From the window you can see the children walking. I used to fear that if I behaved badly, I would go to a children's home for upbringing. Yesterday I came from the first parental gathering (in the first class he is studying), and he is already sitting with a bag of things at the threshold.
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To fear the elderly at home.

A 25-year-old student came to the class somehow very sleepy, straight off. In 20 minutes I got infected with it, yelling, falling asleep - even the lesson cancelled. Coffee was drunk, rejuvenated, rejuvenated.
Then he didn’t appear for a week, I forgot about it.
In the next lesson, neither from this nor from this:

Do you sleep with all the students or only with me?

[17:46:10] Valeryovna:... bla bla... "Alexander, my mother has wide pores since birth. It affects very badly. And masks and folk remedies have been used since the centuries! I am a woman and I know better)"
[17:46:15] Valeryevna: from the aftermath
[17:46:19] Valeryevna: From the end of the world!!!!! to
[17:46:25] Valeryevna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:46:38] Anton: (rofl)
[17:47:10] Valeryevna: folk remedies from the aftermath! ))))
[17:47:13] Valeryevna: the poor of the centuries ))))

XX: my grandmother has rattled here, she has glutes, boys are stirring around the apartment, snakes on the walls. But nothing - they started giving her "fenibut" 6 times a day and she continues to see them, but she's gone.)))

From the Russian matte dictionary:

Fucking it all a horse is an expression of complete despair and the inability to change anything ;)

You are all wicked. To scare a child with a child’s home. Have you just tried to talk? Once walking with the little on the shore passed by the house of the little ones, where the children of his age of 2 years played in the courtyard. I told him there were children who had no parents. What happens is that there is no mom or dad. The child immediately stumbled and asked, “No, no?” "For several years now, he has often embraced me and said how happy he is that he has me. Do not spare this on your children, so that then do not scream that around one wicked.
With those who come upon you our protectors and those who educate protectors and do not strike them.

From Twitter @QwetiNA:

#Twitter divided on those who post #Sochi and those who post #Maidan
No one thinks about cats.

Yes, we all ran in panic to take our 400 hryvnia advance and some some accumulations, another 300 hryvnia. Because we remember how our parents dropped in the 90s with thousands of rubles on book collections. and naked. Better to be shot in the ATM than poverty again.

At 30 years old, they don’t sit on this site.

yyy: lol, yes, people around 30 are one of the main target audiences of this site, along with schoolchildren. And in the comments, even older people can be found if you look. 30 years - is 1983 - 84 years of birth, young people who already know quite well what the Internet is.