I don’t understand who needs these modern technologies, if they still can’t come up with a USB port in which the flash drive can be plugged on any side.

On one sports site once was a post "Kerzhakov Rating" about the attackers with the lowest percentage of execution.
Top comment: Cherokee did not get here.

What will be eaten, for example, in Kaliningrad, in principle is unclear.

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Exactly the same as before the sanctions: local milk, farm meat, poultry from the Baltic farm and so on.

And we also have smoked wheat: fat, gentle, melting itself in the mouth. So, you can start to be jealous. Because there is no such hole anywhere else.

Listen, do you really eat all of the hamon and brio, all right down?

From JJ, stone in the fast "You must not eat pork.":

Someone so admired the world around him and worshipped all its manifestations that he simply did not eat anything at all; he knew firmly that he had no right to do so. lived not long.
The worms, who are alien to any philosophy, then pleaded, “One bone!” Well, what a man was greedy, he left us nothing."

The KGB Dropper:

About crosswords, Theodosius and the editor-in-chief.
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No, now I know exactly who wrote millions of posts in the 37th century...
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Everyone is crushing in order not to let the West rule with us, and the editor does not care who owns the Crimea.
Now I understand that in the 37th the guys were not so innocent.
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That was one of my grandfathers, when among the same simple workers dared to ask at lunch the question in the hall: "What kind of food do we feed Spanish children when theirs are hungry?" he did not return from lunch to the workshop. And did not return at all. He probably felt very guilty.

This is what we are talking about, and you with your screams I will take away from myself - I will give the child, only corrupt your children, growing out of them selfish and egocentric.

I confirm it with my personal example. My parents used me and I grew up to be selfish. This greatly prevents being a good person and establishing relationships. Because even if the brain knows how to do the right thing, the nature inside presses you to do differently, and you often realize that you have behaved like a selfish fool after the act.

I love my parents very much – they are good people and wanted the best. But guys, please – don’t have the "all the best for children"... by suppressing my selfishness I don’t become happier. I want to be better than I am inside, but it is almost impossible to re-educate.

What about the mania of greatness?
Headlines of news:

TV Center: On Sunday, Earth's people will see a supermoon

In Moscow is expected a supermoon

-The cheapest apartments, when the house is still in the stage of cotton or flooded 1-2 floors. The risk, you know.
I talked to various builders when I bought the apartment. The cheapest is when the house is on stage "Mommy I swear, on Monday we start"

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I ordered a pizza on the website.
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Only I have words such as "pizza" or "morocco" causing a persistent vomiting reflex?

XXX is
So here
Thank you, Mother Nature, that at least sometimes I shine of happiness.
03:03:08

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The Chernobyl accident in 1986.

The Film's Beginning

Assa 3 fell asleep on this movie, no longer watched boring - Gogi #

The question is, how many times have you woke up? — Ranger5789#

Maelinhon: Today I overwhelmed the system.
I bought a phone with two cards. But I have both micro cards, and in the phone - mini (oh these formats!). Going to the store, I ask the seller - Do you have switches from small cards to large ones?
Yes, he says, there are 70 hryvnia is worth (!!!!) This is the price of a kilogram of good meat cut, for 1 square. One centimeter of plastic.
He smiles, says, bear bear, there is no choice.
How much does the initial package cost?
– 10 grams
Let it go.
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I take, let me.

I take the starter, take out the simka from there, press it out of the frame, throw the bag and the simka into the trash. I put my SIM in the frame, and all this in the phone.
It works.
I place 10 hryvnia, I go under the eyes of the seller.

Using the opportunity, I want to pass on all those fools who are running a Chinese illusion like a ball of paper on a candle, yes, it can be beautiful and romantic, but how hard it was to extinguish a wooden sage, do not do so more, please, I very much ask you. In the woods a couple of times met these wire frames with burned paper faceoff.gif

Thanks for understanding

to that))

A colleague took a Korean to the dacha. and pers. In the winter, the house was loved by mice. With the mice decided to fight in the most humane way - to smash the special glue of the cardboard, the mice for the night will stick, in the morning the mice to take off and release. Overall, the plan succeeded. At night, the mice clinged and began to feed and shrink. The cat went to see. What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time? is correct. Surprised, he sat his ass on the cardboard. He was able to cut off the legs from the cardboard, but here is everything else... In an hour of catching the mad animal, all the inhabitants of the house were caught in glue. The cat was returned to the city with exhausted baldness in the most spicy places.

This is the case when mistakes or, rather, car replacement only decorate the story. Korean and beaten baldness is just a masterpiece!

Advertising in SMS messages is absurd.
"You are credited 112 rubles. For your eyes!"
Immediately dependent, it turned out a song on the hook is offered.

A colleague took a Korean to the dacha. and pers. In the winter, the house was loved by mice. With the mice decided to fight in the most humane way - to smash the special glue of the cardboard, the mice for the night will stick, in the morning the mice to take off and release. Overall, the plan succeeded. At night, the mice clinged and began to feed and shrink. The cat went to see. What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time? is correct. Surprised, he sat his ass on the cardboard. He was able to cut off the legs from the cardboard, but here is everything else... In an hour of catching the mad animal, all the inhabitants of the house were caught in glue. The cat was returned to the city with exhausted baldness in the most spicy places.

A bad question, but still.
How do larvae of dead flies get into a closed grave?

The first powder in history. All rules are observed: 9-8-9-2, the first and third rows do not rhyme, unexpected ending.

The day you dreamed.
I invented everything myself.
Quietly descended to the ground.
The Winter

I'm telling the girls: "My dad and I have 19 years of marriage this year, crypton wedding."
Arina: “Cryptonite is the only thing that can kill Superman.”
Alice: “19 years of marriage is the only thing that can kill Superman?”

I have more cat than humour here. The cat is not big.