Golikov A:
There is also for this case my story from the section of the Hussar ballads. At the firm, the programmer loved to make code and did not exhaust himself with protections. If it didn’t run on the object, it was always ready for updates and didn’t see why those on the object were so upset.

As a result, the people at the facility were tired and called him to renew for a business trip. He came with a laptop, a programmer, and said, well, where is the device, we'll fix it. He was given a spade, indicated a place and said: the device at a depth of 4 meters of frozen clay under the ground, dig it, get it and renew it, and then connect it there in the hole, as there is all the support and the working hermocapsule.

He resigned...

Sometimes pressing a button is like getting a brick. On the other hand, if everything goes wrong, once a year, the guys can dig up the device, they don’t get rid of it, and if it will be enough to press a button for his resuscitation, and not take it to Moscow - everyone will say a great thank you! On the objects different things happen, took a newbie to the brigade, he did something wrong, poured a fig, the device died...

I need a button, but for the most part.

8 hours without electricity
XXX: Okay and quiet
Writing from the cat?
ZZZ: with candles

I went to Sberbank today. I approach the ATM near which a bank employee rotates.
Employee : Hi!
I (methodically crawling in the bag in search of the card): - Hello!
Q: Do you want a credit card?
I’m in my bag too: No, thank you!
Who needs them at all, I don’t know!! to

It was:
I worked for a long time in a telecommunications company, almost all the time on the phone. At the same time, he gave to the rights and honestly passed honey. The Commission. I still have the final certificate that I am healthy and normal. I knock at W. Poliklinics, I open the door and on the machine: Hello, VolgaTelecom, hello! The print was eventually placed.

This is what! I have a friend who works at UVD, Olya Kazarina (the surname has been changed). I went with her to a pub. Going to the bathroom after a beer. She did all her work. On the washing, the tank presses and pronounces: "The Headquarters of UVD. It’s good! ? ? ? ?

The Smart:

Remember that your grandson, Ribentrop-Molotov, came to us in Israel... Nikonov with his Russian world... began to joke about the fact that there are few Russian schools in Ukraine. Destroyed the propaganda. But we asked him an elementary question about the presence of Ukrainian schools in the Russian Federation... you would see his face... because the comrade used to speaking in front of zombies.
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I probably wanted to send the high guest of these Downs to Yuh, but... the public figure, not the fuck you dog... held back, just silenced.
The Russians in Ukraine are 17.28%, the Ukrainians in Russia are 2.03%, and the main mass of them are lucky gastarbayers who managed to break through citizenship.
You will offer Ukrainian families living in Russia to teach their children in a Ukrainian school in Ukrainian, with a copac and Ukrainian textbooks that everyone laughs at, instead of a Russian school with teaching in Russian and normal foreign languages, I think you will hear a lot of new about yourself.

XXX: How does Skype connect?
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Habr, post about the chamber in a plush bear, comments:
1) The most important thing you didn’t do – you needed to install the second camera of the smartphone in the second eye. Thus, the eyes would be identical, and the view is more, it would be enough to switch between the cameras.
2) Next, buy Oculus Rift and organize the broadcast simultaneously from two cameras, and get the effect of presence! Well, go on, turn your head and let your legs move!
3) Dynamic more to clothes, shoes and motorcycle require.
I need your honey, and I can do without bread.

How will you swallow the guilt?
She: Where...
he: * to shake ))

Evgeny
It's not when you don't read books on psychology, fucking like people are enchanted you start)))

The Roman
I have a low opinion about them, all the norms.

“Block me, block me all,” she whispered. but the consumer surveillance block was hanging lifelessly, swinging from side to side. The watch was desperately red. “I can’t,” he said, “I need cocaine. You are a narcissist. Per you have a block on the naked boys? And what, is there? Surveillance has revived. The blocker threateningly moved and hit up.
She looked at the growing vertical.

xxx: Now is not the 15th century: you can not ride around the world, put your flag and say "we have occupied this territory"

yyy: Exceptions are places with oil.

Zzz: And with the monuments of Lenin.
And you lay the flags "the Lenin gave us", "the Stalin gave us", "the Khrushchev gave us".
Now the 21st century. So can...

Dear friend, let’s give up:
The bus is seen far away.
No - official
by %bl

Swimming in the morning snow
Dear friend, let’s give up:
The bus is seen far away.

Client with the name "Papige". The employee runs around the office and roars. The boss is tired of it, he says -"normal surname, what is funny, calm down already". The answer is "Yes, there are also... better".

In a normal organization, the working day begins noticeably earlier than any of the employees may need. For example, if the store opens at 8 a.m., the staff will arrive at 7:30 a.m. Therefore, delays within 15 minutes have no effect at all. Regular delays are fined so that it does not enter the system, the rest does not care anyone.
In a normal organization there is an excess of personnel, taking into account holidays, holidays and hospitals (an average of 10 weeks out of 52 people are not working, i.e. The staff should be increased by 25%, now we have a department of 4 replacement workers and their chief, so the chief of the department leaves with the subordinate for a month or two a year, the rest of the time someone replaces in the post).
The excess of personnel also determines interchangeability. If someone goes out to eat, smoke or go to the toilet, it does not affect production. But if someone is constantly out - in the collective they will not love him.
Of course there are strange personalities everywhere that don’t work at all. But here they just go to work 30 minutes before the start, so that no one notices an extra time. Send them to the general personally if necessary. And they do not smoke.

Most of the female fate is broken by the underestimation of other women.

Max is a professional shepherd of high-mountain flocks of sheep. It is uncomfortable to say that he is just a dog. He is one of those of whom it is said that there is no village without a righteous man. It is enough to see him in one eye to understand that we are equal, if you yourself are worthy.

But the dog, as you know, is a dog... A heart-hearted special forcesman, himself retired, took the old man to his homeland - in a quiet suburb of Moscow. And he found a job – caring for children. The task is generally the same - let them do whatever they want and wherever they want, only not to get upset and lost. So that nothing evil comes from the outside. One day stuck. Very skilled was handed over to the police.

Every old woman has a disorder. While accompanying this childhood fig in a long journey, Max finally saw the real STADO. Two hundred horns. I looked at the horizon with a far-sighted eye, and saw a fresh grass on its edge. With a terrible laughter, angry attacks quickly built a flock. He pushed him to a bright future. Behind, complaining of the mother, the shepherd long cried.

Bears who meet people believe that people live on trees.

I once in my childhood dreamed of a dream: on a huge table a bunch of candy and I pick up, I think, "Wake up, eat." I wake up, empty hands in the clutches and the first thought: "I had to eat in my sleep" So sad (

What if I have already joined and he hasn’t played yet?
and call! I will come. We break the couch, repair it and break it again! And he...? He will play that way.