In the bowl:
Signature to the photo (the guy is sitting in the train car): "I am in the fruit cart"

xxx: and I want to rent that apartment to friends, even without any contracts, let them live.
YYY: Well, do you remember Vanku with 352?
xxx: yes
Yyy: So he and a girl after the universe a year filmed a single stitched from some familiar acquaintance. And in the second year decided to do a repair, I helped him more. And Vanka he does not know how to do badly, so in the end he fully charged, there from A to I, and linoleum, and wallpapers, ceilings, glass packs, Finnish sanitary, furniture updated, invested money and soul. He invited Hohyain, showed the work, he was delighted. And what do you think?
xxx: what 7
Yyy: They didn't live for two weeks, as the same owner calls and says, say you have two days to go, my buyers will come. I wanted to warm up on Vankin's work, otherwise I't think about selling it.
YYY: And such a woman calmly says to him: I understood everything, in two days we will leave.
XXX: And what?? to
YYY: And calls me and another half of the guys from the group. We get together and in 2 hours all the furniture in the van, the sanitary is twisted, even the toilet! The linoleum is removed, the wallpapers are broken, and where not to break are painted with a marker, the glass packs are also pulled out. Shortly as the owner stated he was waiting for an apartment in its original form, a bunch of shit in the middle of the hallway and a sign "you don't even know my real name." So Annie, be careful without contracts, so that this doesn’t happen :).

Remember the joke with a robot screaming?
Who hasn’t seen him...
The Japanese have built a robot that runs.
The naked?
To run and scream.
Why Why?
Do not ask!! Or they will invent another...

It smelled delicious from the window, and the whole room smelled stupid. In a couple of minutes I can't stand, I climb, shake my head, smell. I can't see the source of the smell, but another head shakes on the side. It turns and smells.
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The mountains, are you?

Harvest_of_Sorrow
Recently I read about cigarettes with biodegradable filters, which incorporate seeds of the plant. Given the amount of mutants that are in tobacco smoke, hell, I do not envy this plant!

I would like to discuss the environmental issue:

1) Biodegradable condoms with gums. Unforgettable feelings and care for the environment!

2) Biodegradable bags / fantics with bamboo seeds. By the way, a two-meter straw of garbage will be a good reminder that it would be time to take everything to the wash.

System Administrator in the Office

Jedi admines are looking for a capable fallovan!
If you are attracted:
Complicated Sysadmin tasks
IQ concentration per square meter
A worthy “white” sp and full soc. package
Large and bright office in the city centre
Cakes and fruits!
If you are:
Submitted with distinction regulation on assembly/disassembly of computer
You know what the IP package looks like.
You love the command line more than the windows
Celebrate the Birthdays of Stallman and Torvalds
You constantly learn and learn new things.
You can solve user problems.
You can come to work without being late.
Dream of working in a professional team.
Not yet an eagle, but no longer a bird.
Leave it all and go to the summary!

My friend just read Dracula.
The dialogue:
HH: But there is one but.
When Dracula was murdered, the woman bitten by him became a human being.
Who Bite Dracula?
Tagged: Batman

D:...the soldiers went, it-bates - where far they went, it-bates - the soldiers went, it-bates soldiers left!
XHH: to tell the original version of the style they refused.

Attack the soldiers!
All the soldiers are bats.
Who dared again.
The heroes, the heroes?! to

[12:47:30] Sew: fu
[12:47:41] Stage: Sam Fu
[12:47:49] Stas: I own the fo!
Sewa: My fu is better than your fu!
[12:48:32] Stas: Let us not measure ourselves with foams

If you count how many times the word “safety” is used in the c# textbook, it becomes clear why Gates is sponsoring the creation of an ultra-clean and ultra-thin condom.
Humor is just a man.

I’ve been dating a girl for 4 years now)))

Xenia : I just post news, current photos, and there are 30% photos with mushrooms, 30% photos from weddings, 30% of thugs and birth of children)))
I don’t fit into any group!!!!! to
Let’s go after the mushrooms!!!! to

A very full waitress (d) speaks to the administrator (p):
D: I wasn’t always that fat. I have practiced horse sports before. Until the hole broke.
P – With horror: Who? The horses?! to

The country, which banned itself from selling alcohol after 23:00, didn't care about all these sanctions
c) KWN

From Picaboo:

Ultraviolet 132
I burn my bathroom with one lighthouse.

FinnHuman
How does it burn?

TkachukIvan
As long as the lighthouse is on, it burns well. Around the mattress, the family gathers, and wash, and if someone gets water on the mattress, they will be removed and sent for a new mattress.

here here :
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LEV: So you answer me, what country is this? I’m thirty and I still don’t understand.
LEV: Imagine a man going into the woods, his mother into the woods, there around hundreds of kilometers only a forest, even if you die - they will not find. The forest is birds, berries, whites, beauty, though paintings write. At the same time, at the same time... in the middle of the path!!! Tell me, what kind of people are they?
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Read Weller, my dear man. Every person subconsciously tries to act in such a way as to influence others.
If a man is worthy of something, he builds a house, he plants a tree, and at least he puts a tree in, after all!
If a person is not even capable of the last - it only remains to crack in the middle of the trail, to climb in front of others on the move, and to rebuild without turns.

Exactly two years ago.

To know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then half a day.

It should not die.
– is
Two times saved.

He is a humanitarian.
This is the worst thing that can happen to a guy.

Saturday in my style: that’s so sad and lonely... 20 different people – let’s go there! The fun! Better to sit at home.
Gromov: They say being a sociopath is fashionable now :D
Rikuda: In recent times in general all human defects in fashion)) you wear glasses for vision - fashionable, you walk with a truss - stylish, schizophrenic - wow, let's fuck))
I rarely fuck :D
Rikuda: You’re not poor enough for that)))
Gromov: to fuck
Gromov: My leg is broken again
Rikuda: As an option) and do not forget the glasses
Gromov :D
Gromov: Although I thought...
Gromov: Maybe I am enough and ugog
Gromov: and there is a 100% chance of sex...
Gromov: but nevertheless I will have to get out of the house
Gromov: It's time to admit that the situation "rings a call, there's an amazing girl, falls to me and we start to fuck from the threshold" pretty little chance of it happen XD
Tagged: man
Rikuda: You’re already an adult, I think it’s time to tell you.
Rikuda: I don’t know how you’re going to live after that, but you stick to it.
Not everything that is shown in porn is true.
Gromov: shit :' (

I love her so much that I am ready to do anything for her... even go to Stas Mikhailov’s concert.
Well what will you say, you are a very courageous man... very...

I told them:
Call me God of Photoshop!
A handsome photographer. They bubbled...