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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102369
 01.09.2014
You will work faithfully - you will provide the elite with the fruits of their labor.
> You did not establish orders, you did not benefit from them.
Are you from the elite?
Good work benefits everyone. High-quality shoes, roads and movies are better than what’s done on the go. And if you are afraid unintentionally to gold someone wrong - well, fuck live in the woods, cha.
That the order is not perfect is another matter. But only fucking I believe that people who can not even do their work in a human way can change the order for the better. So first Arbitron, then the rest, the palubas ;)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102368
 01.09.2014
The intersect.

DLL is stupid.
So, the knives

From the fortress to the penguins will be pulled and we will learn a lot of new and interesting things from the world of IT.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102367
 01.09.2014
Shine
Darth Vader just passed by.
Darth Maul is.
Chubak
Two Imperial Guards
and two dozen American assailants
in sports
From Kawasaki to Haabusa.
Even the cloned ordinary has a motorcycle :(

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102366
 01.09.2014
In Nikolaevskiy, GAIShniki detained drunk drivers who carried drugs. Total win!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102365
 01.09.2014
of Ukraine. My daughter went to class 11. I issued textbooks. The economy. Year of publication 1976.

It is a lie, and the most wonderful thing about it is that it is a lie from the first to the last word. There was no class 11 in 1976 – neither in Ukraine nor in the rest of the united USSR. And economics was not studied in schools - there was a general education, a single program.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102364
 01.09.2014
This has always been interesting to me. What is the desire of people to bring their circles of communication together? In my opinion, caregivers should be separately, friends - separately, work - separately, relatives - separately. Ideally, everything is separately. For example, I have two close friends. They saw each other three times per hour, no more. Each saw my boyfriend from once to two and a half. My father saw both a girlfriend and a boyfriend about the same frequency. I saw the boys of my friends and other friends of my friends with the same frequency. And it lasts for years. And I intend to continue this. I am not interested in any kind of "relatives and acquaintances" of the rabbit, the rest of the surroundings of people close to me. I only care about them themselves. Why Divorce an Excessive Family?
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It was Santa Barbara.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102363
 01.09.2014
Mihael_Lorens: *double faces palm and then faces about tables* X_X
Minnesota: Mihael_Lorens, sounds like an order at McDonald’s)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102362
 31.08.2014
- You would say more compliments to me - I'll be all silk and honey))
Is it like a lipstick?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102361
 31.08.2014
From the report:
All the streets were hanged with slogans, flags and members of the government.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102360
 31.08.2014
- I play a good old stalker, I drank three bubbles, the screen is constantly swinging. He got up and went and drank three drinks of real water, as the norm seems.
You are Chester!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102359
 31.08.2014
I would like to say to everyone who participates in the election race:
Please make leaflets and advertising brochures from newspaper paper!
Either white and glossy in the bath in the oven burn badly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102358
 31.08.2014
to this

On the fingers.

How do I explain to a 5-year-old child what a library is?

File with.bat extension

DLL is stupid.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102357
 31.08.2014
And something remembered how the senior (14 years) from school returned in poor health (there was a suspicion of pancreatitis), but with a good adolescent appetite. Calls me to work "Mom, what can I eat?". I answer: “Well, you can put the soup in the refrigerator. Do not forget to warm up. Don’t even look at our cage!! (Before finding out the reasons for the well-being decided not to risk with the fried). At the kitten food take for the second (meaning the baby meat pie "Thema" beef)." Nearby is the husband (we work together) and is upset: "I thought! He’ll eat the whole package now!" (I always take the packages right away). Only then realized what those around me thought about us at that moment.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102356
 31.08.2014
Girl, do you believe in God?
In the tower.
Give you health!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102355
 31.08.2014
God, save Krasnoyarsk from federal officials!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102354
 31.08.2014
Local elections in a week.
I sit down and drink cherry tea. And there is noise, gamma - a car with a speaker runs along the avenue: "If you want to live better...". I think, as if I still live nothing and do not listen, but the cat jumped into something and jumped out the window.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102353
 31.08.2014
My husband is an exhibitionist.
“Perfectionist, dear, perfectionist... hey! Where are you? So guys wait! I’m going to tell you all about it now... эххх(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102352
 31.08.2014
zzz: You need to release a Mummy troll with parallel locations from Kant.

Man, it is masterful!

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102351
 31.08.2014
here here :

However, as practice shows, the only way not to suck in the entrances with our mentality is the death penalty.

Rush out, my sweetheart, ro-o-zgi! If an adult fool will know what foolishness and stupidity his, an adult fool, will just be cut out publicly - he will start to watch for himself. No one gets hunted.
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Or maybe still with the construction of normal street toilets to start in step-by-step accessibility, and then everything else. Or are you so impatient?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102350
 31.08.2014
Post in the publication:

I read all kinds of erotic novels. settled a week ago. I go to the subway and close the screen with my hand. All the time the nipples and feathers are wet. I can end up straight in the subway."

The commentary:

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