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There is a little girl, small at all, with her mother in the hand, and joyfully declares - suddenly the hunter runs out! He is shooting the rabbit. Pif-paf, oh-oh-oh! " and without transition falls face to face on the asphalt. It just falls and falls. What Happened? what Happened?! Lenochka - from the asphalt, full of dignity voice: the Rabbit is dead!

Nowadays, the more shavers in the bathroom, the fewer men in the house.

It is a shame to confess, but in my youth I made a harsh test to my neighbors, the good was a day-to-day, somewhere around 3 p.m., and therefore caught a minimum of people.
Even earlier at work lessons, our teacher told us that home baths are made of brittle iron, so there is a real danger, sinking a hammer into the bath, to split it apart.
And I needed to remove the bathroom from the apartment for the washing.
I was, of course, not able to pick up this hundred-pound enamelled monster on my own, and there was no one to help me at the time, because I just moved and didn't know the locals yet.
With sin I half-wrapped this bath in the room, turned it down to the bottom, grabbed the protective glasses, took in my hands a healthy column, brought for this purpose from the country, and, swung up, stumbled on that bell.
It is not necessary to say that I am deaf: it seems to me that even the cockroaches in the basement, located four floors below, were deaf from this directed monstrous sound wave.
The bathroom, surprisingly, stood, but my hearing and the psyche of the neighbor living on the floor below - not very. She felt like I had broken down the walls.
In short, it was our worker.

In order not to pay penalties for violations taken by automatic cameras on the road, it is recommended to stick the sticker "Rhotoshor" on the front glass.

The change of names.
Change your surname is easy and simple when you are young and unloaded with property, and you are still studying at the institute. However, a copy of the marriage certificate is enough for the employer, and the diploma is nonsense. But if you are bigger, there is a diverse legacy, pilot rights, certificates of unique specialties are obtained - change your surname quickly. There are documents that just never change! And then, what are the limitations? You can get married four times, and all officially, and then what, a notary in a foolish way? Yes, you go with your name change... There was a friend Makovetska - became Krivoskapko... and her children will now also be Krivoskapki...

to you:

All these of your scratches resemble the infected tram of Ilfpetrov. The grandmother, who started a quarrel in the morning, has long been out, and people quarrel until the evening, although they don't remember how it all started.
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And you are probably one of those who worries the most so that everyone will calm down and therefore cry out loudest of all: “STILL!!!"? Is it not?

I want to work in a cex shop. Only there is a question to all customers: for which x@#m you came here? Sounds quite appropriate.

Yesterday the cat crossed my road from left to right, and then turned to the right to the left.
How many times should you spit through your left shoulder:
xxx: a) three (as usual)
xxx: b) six (3*2)
xxx: c) not one (the runs compensated for each other)?
YYY: Yes, even swallow – she’s closed the tag, that’s all.

My ears started to hurt. Symptoms of otitis. I went to Laura in the hospital.
Go to the office:
I: Good day.
Q: What do you have?
I: The ears started to hurt, the throat was placed.
Q: Is the Iceback Change done?

And to us in Murmansk only Behemoth came, and Kirkorov. Both are awful, but for different reasons.

Reading such quotes, you involuntarily begin to think - this is when the consequences of incest appeared and the mental abilities of individual individuals were affected!
In addition to the first Jews, there were other peoples who were not considered men, but had children from their wives. It was then that the female line of birth became important.
And concerning "there" - you first understand with your sub-language, and then think about high matters.
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Where did these tribes come from, if we take the biblical plot by axiom? There were Adam and Eve. They were driven out of Eden and commanded Eve to give birth in torment. There are no "other tribes" No more people were declared.

At the stop, I saw an advertisement written with the mark: "Korma. It is cheap. Eighty and eighty"
I show a friend, who is enthusiastic: "Nunichos, in our collage you can even buy a piece of the ship!"
They both rattled: first I, when it came to what he was about, and then together, when I explained :]

This is:

Natalia: here is the phrase "decided to correct with their own forces" is scary =)

Wolchitz@: At first, the wire was cleaned, but it was short, little helped.. We decided to solve the problem by blowing the pipe with air from the compressor))) The picture turned out to be awful and scary)))

by Natalia (rofl)

Wolfitz@: From the pipe with a frightening whirlwind crashed onto the surface black jizz with some scissors.. poured the whole bathroom and walls to a bunch)) To the ceiling did not get))) On this our hop brigade did not calm)) I note that everything was happening under the sensitive guidance of the chief accountant))) Further, the process continued under the wild whirlwind... type what it would be))) That it was as to say for sure... The hole in the pipe was sealed with a clot, so that the air only went inside) But the clot was knocked out with pressure. And then... a bubble crack!!! to
Irina called to keep her personally))) Kaaak it fucked!!! Spray in all directions))) Capec!!))) Men in the crumbling, Irka oret, I was almost half rolled! I tell her: I won't go home with you))) She's all in this ugliness))) Well not all... But the trousers are gone))) Shas must pull some thermonuclear powder from the mill) Let's continue the experiments))) If we don't take off I'll write you)))
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Write now, we are worried.

I will answer:
Is there a sanitary?
Why the "blue" crane flows hot, and
from "red" cold
Because the submissions from the bottom to the mixer are confused in places, or you have a Chinese cheap mixer that has a cross-water supply system inside. My advice to you, pull the blue and red buttons with a scarf, change their places and you will be happy.
Anna, 27 years old, an accountant.

A fake iPhone is easily distinguished from a real one. Fake iPhones are not fake.

AmberSP: Well, I was going to kill someone with a tail — bought a printer for a few thousand backs, a SAP system, made a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill.

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“Your honor, do you think that if I were going to kill someone with a tail, I would buy a printer for a few thousand dollars, a SAP system, a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill?
The accusation version is completely unlikely. are justified.
Just as planned, muahahaha!

The incident of the day... I went home with a friend in the evening and got three copters, the dialogue that happened later cut me and the copters into a stupor for a long time))
Do you give me two rubles?
We do not have
I didn’t ask you to eat or not.
We have nothing to give you, you have to look for it.
You are small houses!? to
You want my problems! Well, let’s say that you are now killing us, taking away mobile phones, three hundred rubles of money, tomorrow we will be given a hospital fee for a month, they will be given a hospital fee, in court with each of you we will cut off thirty-five-five, well, and you fools for group hooliganism will be closed to the zone from three to five, and you as an organizer and all eight! And in the area you will be tortured and mocked if you do not pass the check, which I doubt very much... So go to sleep until you have found problems.
And with these words, in complete silence we moved on.)

In German, cat is Katze and cat is Kater. Usually in the conversation, as I noticed, everyone uses Katze, with anything about cats of both sexes. But when I talk to the Germans, of course, I did not want to call our begemot some kind of catcher there. That’s why I always spoke of Kater, thus indicating his courage and solidity. And almost never the interlocutors understood me from the first time. They showered a little, questioned and then began to smile and discuss their own animals. I wrote everything down to the rarity of using this word. Until recently you can say accidentally did not find the second meaning of the word "Kater" in the dictionary. Especially the Mushroom. And the stable phrase "Ich habe einen Kater", which means not at all "I have a cat", as I always thought, and not at all the refined "I’m from the beard"... And after all, no dog has said! :D

Article on GSM modem commands (instead of x specific numbers):

> For sending SMS the AT+CMGS command, for example AT+CMGS=+79XXXXXXXXX
...
> For a regular call, the ATD command, for example, ATD+79XXXXXXXXX

and etc.

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It was not about a bad attitude toward children in principle, but about the reluctance to support those who do not have other merits than mass childbirth, and want benefits for this.
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I agree with 146%. A colleague gave birth to a third child (for her husband this is already the fourth, by the way). Not the oligarchs. They live in the one-room apartment of his mother all four. No one asks for anything, even her parents did not go, did not demand the exchange of the parent's three-bedroom, although there is a quarter of her share. They just got a plot in a suburban village, like a large family, drawing up documents and going to build a house. With maternity capital and their own pennies. At the same time, all children are clean, full, sufficiently developed for their years. Thank God you are healthy. Yes, the mother in the decree has to work remotely while the baby is sleeping. She treats this calmly, because she knew what she was going to when she wanted a boy.))) It is one child you can have unconsciously and then grasp difficulties. If you follow the same setup...

Mom and I:
It is time to teach your daughter to cook. At least something elementary.
I know basic, I know basic. Soup to cook, snack, chicken, cereals - at least somehow I can.
- It's not all so simple, you're so used to cooking soup, and suddenly your husband used to eating like my mom is cooking, with a burn of something.
Pfff, his mother is also a cook. So I do not think that this will cause problems.
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I don’t know, but who is my husband? OOO

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