from VK:

XX: kiss your hand
1) Say your name
2) Name of the guy
Which you like
Write it in 3 groups.
4) Look at your hand

YYY: I have nothing.
YYY: It should be

ZZZ: The Brain

xxx: Still Core i7 is good) In addition to speed there is another nice bonus)
YYY: What, are they not burning?
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If you deal with any hernia meaningfully, then you are a serious person.
Joseph of Egypt

How did I go to see the movie "Save us from the evil"?
Well, this is how - the whole film kept in tension - very interesting... places scary... and tense. In the hands of 2 bottles of water - one opened and the cover somewhere went into the bottle was left quite a little water and at the end of the film when the titles went off I suddenly stood up and poured all the remaining water on my pants.
On the question of a filmmaker at the release of the "good movie" – I just said – "more would..." And lowered my gaze to my pants. The employee whispered... And he said to his friend – "well... And you didn’t say anything terrible".
Ssssssss...

A stranger is sadly condemned:

It’s time to learn Russian. Or I had to crack in the meat store.

I work in a veterinary clinic. I’ve heard all kinds of definitions when they bring a cat and try to replace the word ‘castration’.
But the last case surprised me:
- I need a cat... to deprive... e-e... of parental rights.

We celebrate a year of relationship with a friend. I decided to remember where it all started. I tell her:
Natasha, we’ve been together for a year.
What she answers:
Would you extend?

Listen, if you connect several compops and monitors, can I press Ctrl + C on one, and Ctrl + V on the other?
YYY: Well... How are you connected?
After a short silence: And the fucker knows him.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

<...> there somehow begin to believe in bodies of Russian soldiers
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I will tell you more: not only the soldiers, but also the officer!

"The City of Sins"-2.
Naked women, gangsters and maniacs. Somebody is constantly being killed on the screen.
What are you warning before the movie begins? is correct. Smoking on the screen.

Cats were never fed with whisky, but at some point the crown began to give whisky along with a bag. In the morning a bag, in the evening a bag of whisky. A month later, the crown became thin. and absolutely. Direct marabou ((( stopped giving - after two weeks operated and again became a human)))

My daughter and I came to a friend, she has a cat of the species of Sphinx. The daughter looked at this bald miracle for a long time, and suddenly she whispered: “Mom, who is this?”
I say:"This is a cat" The following question killed me:
- "Why is it so bad?"

Repair of motorcycles:
We take the dough and drag him home to please everyone there. Well, if for some reason your woman doesn’t like silencers, buy her flowers along the way. This will ease the blow.

Stone to the news "A dispute about Kant’s work in the turn for beer ended in a shooting":

XHH: In Irbit, one fellow killed another because of a dispute about what is cooler, poetry or literature.

Come here :

"If you consider that the perfume is made with the addition of human urea for smell resistance, then it is not necessary to imagine it.)"

Ambra (one of the main fixers in perfumery) is extracted from the intestine of the XD cashalot, and the essential oil of jasmine, for example, contains indol, which smells of nothing but debris. And the perfumers grind, but devoutly "taste" the indole notes of spirits, because "nature product" :)).
Everything is conditional.

New school year :)

Maelinhon
I don’t understand why you only have two extremes. Or an unwashed body smelling of dirty cowards and fatty patches, or a virgin who does not know what to anoint and pour on?
It smells of both.
And I find it difficult even to say who is more of a goat - from the unwashed, or from the "overblown". Can we somehow bring the situation to the point that both will be just clean and slightly smell something good?
All are good.

Reading the media sometimes gives the feeling that governments are using them as a chat to communicate with each other.

Be careful...
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Signs of Imminent Schizophrenia
"Avoiding contact in the flesh before isolation (rare cases)"
A really rare case.
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Honestly "contact in the flesh" I’m a little worried. )) First of all, the question is - in whose flesh will be contacted?)))

I went to AliExpress, read descriptions for household appliances. Now I know who writes texts for Klitschko.

xxx: With me in the neurosis clinic a girl was lying, who has had postpartum psychosis for 8 years.
yyy: It seems that her postpartum psychosis has already gone to second class...