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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101688
 11.08.2014
Lithuania will hold an emergency meeting on Russian sanctions in November.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101687
 11.08.2014
I don’t understand people who place a cat somewhere before the birth of a child or even throw it away. The type will interfere.
To build them into an elderly home.

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They are loose, even purely from the practical side. An animal in the house with a newborn = vaccination against allergies and support for established immunity.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101686
 11.08.2014
Spam has come: sex drops, it will be yours, just sleep!
The dirty drops that need to be poured?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №101685
 11.08.2014
He told the boss that he had to go to the shelter when needed.
Shit in the comments?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №101684
 11.08.2014
Russia is recognized as the most disadvantaged country in Europe for gay living.So if you don’t like living in Russia... Most likely, you are gay.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101683
 11.08.2014
Girl, what do you have?
Well, I have a hundred-meter roll of polyethylene with puppies.
I take!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101682
 11.08.2014
HH: I moved to a new job. There was always toilet paper in the room. I could not stand it, I went to the entrance.
XHH: Now we have a special box, on the lock, inside the industrial paper roll, huge.
I go to the bathroom and one of my aunts puts a piece of paper on her hand.
I come in the second time, the second time.
When a decent-looking grandmother wrapped a paper on my elbow, I couldn’t stand it.
Why do you all take the paper?
So go to the toilet.
She is hanging here!!! to
We have been here for forty years, we are more accustomed to our own.
HH: What about the outcome? They have their first hand, and now I am putting my hand on, otherwise there is nothing left.
Today a new employee looked at me with big eyes and breathed: Okay, old ladies, but you...

What I fought for.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101681
 11.08.2014
XXX:...More mentally it can be said "the phones with buttons had a soul and individuality"
YYY: and there was no brain.
ZZZ: The brains were in the owner.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101680
 11.08.2014
Judging by the news, while everyone was watching the Ukrainians who changed Civilization to some kind of RTS, few people noticed the plague.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101679
 11.08.2014
xxx: Before you write me something, understand, my system of values has changed. Yesterday at midnight I sat on the floor in the taste of the alphabet. and cried. I read the composition of a cat toilet filler. and loud.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №101678
 11.08.2014
The most angry of all is the one who himself wanted to go, but failed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101677
 11.08.2014
Why did the fool, who had cut and shed acid on Danay, have been given a lifelong psychic at all times, and in the present, all praised, the fools who have adopted the law of morality, have given a prize for their so low-payment?? to
by Hawchick

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101676
 11.08.2014
I don’t want a third world war, I want a third half-life, but unfortunately a third world war is more likely.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101675
 11.08.2014
-<...>Because titles are simpler, they are like the dollar<...>
Falling without artificial support? XD is

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101674
 11.08.2014
What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time?
This is one of the most important things in the world.
It depends on the cat.

My half-year-old Taichun, first in May of this year, when he got out in nature and saw a thick, splinter shovel in the garden, almost knocked his sister off his feet and got into the bed like a meteorite. The lion, right away, washed off, but this body after half an hour wrapped a half-meter hump.
Further, it had to be strictly controlled, because the neighboring chickens and rabbits handled the beast unusual - closed in the house, walked on a guide (trained for a week).

But Kun, three years older than him, when he saw a mouse on the floor, first looked at it.
His eyes were square, full of horror, and he refused to get out of the closet. I had to put the pillow on the closet, and walked only on the pen. 10 kg in cattle, however.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101673
 11.08.2014
That’s what I like about women’s underwear – that’s what’s under it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №101672
 11.08.2014
“The domestic producers.” It is usual for us to mix with them a very large proportion of packers, who have a domestic in the product only a label, and not always. It usually happens in this way: in Turkey, Poland, India or elsewhere where green peanuts, cucumbers, tomatoes and similar snails are purchased. Further, on Chinese equipment in the Moscow suburb, gastarbayters from Uzbekistan and Tajikistan pack the goods in packaging imported from Germany or the Netherlands, paste the label printed in Finland, and send the goods to the “Cross” or “Dixie”. On the packaging proudly means: the manufacturer - LLC "Golden Niva", the village of Razdolny, Stavropol region, the Russian Federation. "Native manufacturer" under this case is beating out benefits and subsidies to support the rising Russian business. The beauty.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101671
 11.08.2014
of Moscow. The food store.
Are there media?
There is.
God, but they are nowhere.
The Belarusians.
In Belarus...
The Belarusians.
15 Belarusian media.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101670
 11.08.2014
Comments on the web comic "Elf in Ced":

Does she no longer cover her ears?

Yyy: > she no longer covers her ears?
Why Why? Everyone does not care. They are only visible to Max and Kira for some reason.

Zzz: Okay, this is what you will do if you see a grandmother with elephant ears in the city?
Think of the "dirty rollers" and pass by!

Vvv: No, I will think "O! The Roller! I’m not drinking alone!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101669
 11.08.2014
At some point you just realize that you have already lived enough compared to the children who have a whole life ahead.

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This is shit dog. That’s why I see healthy, energetic people who at 60 decided that enough, live, let the children live. These people are the foundation of civilization. They have the experience, the mind and the strength enough to apply it all. But no, fucking, children – and people are buried alive.
I allow you to kill yourself when you decide that you have lived enough, and I will live a full life and work until my natural death.

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