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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98908
 06.06.2014
She: so I'm sleeping with the girls today, we have the girl X)
Is he fucking?
She: Well you think about the pleasant side of this event, you can eat what you get, play HBOX and no one will force you to have sex.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98907
 06.06.2014
You were alive yesterday.
I went out to the balcony early in the morning.
Only a sniper’s bullet.
I took you to a distant house.
Dad says you are there.
The angels and the clouds.
All you need for peace,
In your hand is my hand...
Mom, you didn’t let go.
She said, “My son, we are at war.”
The car file shot.
Our wretched country.
He said to her, “Don’t cry, girlfriend.
Everyone in shape will soon be gone.
Hide tanks, machine guns and guns.
And they will see that the children are here...”
Mom, yesterday you were gone.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
Six is probably not enough.
Not to spend a day with you...
You promised we would go.
We go to my family for a holiday in Moscow.
Let’s invite the neighbors.
Mom, where are you? I call you...
Mom, mom... I was crying tonight.
I heard explosions and saw smoke.
I love you, I miss you very much.
Mom, how are they living now?? to
Those in our army,
We were shot, faith in life?? to
Mom, I don’t need to apologize.
Let them get you back soon...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98906
 06.06.2014
aaaa.. pipec me here sms ca came.. "I will send your unwelcome chicken feces. Anonymous".. the rainbow business

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98905
 06.06.2014
This is:

Hut in the mouth just you, because you can’t breathe “fresh” (ah, in a big city the air is fresh! The idiot in the air. So suck and squeeze, and people who smoke, as they smoked, and they will be, and all cheer on the law of shit, because the strictness of the law is compensated by the non-obligation of its implementation. In addition, now the number of smoking children will only grow up, because according to their logic if something is hidden, then it must be obtained.

Judging by your logic, the existence of homosexuals was hidden from you as a child, but you must have learned and become.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98904
 06.06.2014
I go after a long day of work in a taxi. I can hear the Kippels sing. With a pleasant surprise I ask: "Is it you "Aria"playing?"Taxi driver, old man:"No, it’s kind of "rock".

[ + 26 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98903
 06.06.2014
Columbus discovered America.
He was a great sailor!

And I "Finland" discovered -
He ate like a fool.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98902
 06.06.2014
Discuss the question "Can we get a gene from another person?"

XHH: Vertical gene transfer is not suitable?

ууу: "Can I take the gene from another person?"

zzz: yyy, you’ve already picked up genes from dad and mom, you’ll have enough for the rest of your life)

yyy: Yes, I’m interested in the age of a person who wants to get someone else’s gene)))) It’s likely that it’s a schoolboy, of course... but fucking....

xxx: it is likely that the bacterium wrote) Propose her a plasmid pMD2G)))

Wow, but she asks for a gene from a man!

HHH: You see it here. A single-cell does not burn at all in its desire to evolve.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №98901
 06.06.2014
The technical conclusion:
According to the recordings of the video archive, it can be seen that at night the spider splintered the web on camera No. 3 and all the IR lighting is reflected from the web.
You can’t see the web during the day. There is no IC lighting.
We are not going to film the web, it must be done by the customer. the spider is the property of the customer, because it is located and operates in its territory.
A video from the archive where a spider plays a web at night I propose to send to National geographic.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98900
 06.06.2014
xxx: is it true that if you wrap the lighthouse with a blue insulator, the gas will cease to end in it?
YYY: Of course, where do you think Russia has gas reserves? It is our, domestic kulibin wrapped in an isolated pipeline.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98899
 06.06.2014
Belgorod, one of the main streets, parking near the public transport stop. On the back of the glass: "Sold out! by tel. 8 *****" Guy, if you are reading this - draw the tail to the fifth letter, or call a reference))))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98898
 06.06.2014
If you believe the news, a certain chinucha - Oleg Dubov, spoke on the anti-tobacco law: "You can not anger the people without the need."
What is meant by "necessity"?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98897
 06.06.2014
Parking near the work was surrounded by a fence and made paid.
I decided to go to work by bus, because it is unrealistic to put the car outside of this parking lot.

The first day. All normal, calmly arrived at the stop, left. I returned quietly on the bus.

The second day. He went to the stop, and the legs on the autopilot led to the parking lot where the car was standing. He felt like an idiot, turned around, left for a stop.

I think you need to be well-adjusted for traveling on the bus.

The third day. Due to production needs, I had to go by car. At the end of the day, I am going home, thoroughly configured on the bus, I go to the stop and leave on the bus. To pay for the ticket, I push my hand into my pocket and... find the keys to the car there...
by Facepalm

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98896
 06.06.2014
I will support:

It depends. The acquaintances live in a townhouse with a closed courtyard, all the children play there on their own, the parents only look out the window and sometimes go out. Just like in the old Soviet times.
The initial claim was that the child could get into a dirty pit. Although generally speaking, this bark does not harm the child in any way (unless the immunity is weakened, but this means that the problem is not in the bark). And cleaners continue to grow allergens.

It was a case 10 years ago. He was in hospital for examination (17 years old, the military commission sent) with his peers. At night in the dining room you will find no one, so they drank tap water, and nothing... only one guy, who grew up on boiled water, after the first glass of a day and a half did not get out of the toilet.
I am for what? Don’t raise the green children!!! to

[ + 37 - ] [24 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98895
 06.06.2014
And he smokes in the transition.
And in the bar is the same, especially when smokers are not 50/50. Whose freedom is more important?


And somebody will want to go into a big restaurant in the sight of everyone.
Do you want to see and feel?
1) Smoking is not a basic need of the body, so no one limits your freedom.
You cannot force smoking on others.
When you smoke in a public place, you impose it.
Or suddenly someone will want to shoot the people, and the police restrict their freedom.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98894
 06.06.2014
Dima_K: The same feeling when on Pushkin’s birthday Yandex writes that 30 years of Tetris, and Google humbly silences with the usual logo...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98893
 06.06.2014
Alex: although I don’t understand if the franchise is there or a branch
Max: Is there really a difference?
Alex: Well, a franchise is just a sale of a name... and a branch is a cut leg, thrown into a foreign land and rooted...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98892
 06.06.2014
With flowers, all men are wrong.
If you don’t make a mistake in choosing a woman, you won’t have to make a mistake in choosing a color.
zzz: if you do not make a mistake with the choice of OS, you will not have to make a mistake with the choice of a woman
vvv: words are not a boy, but nerds

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98891
 06.06.2014
The time is five o’clock in the morning, the shop place in the basement. Behind the shelf is a man with a bunch of tattoos and scars. Go to the cigarettes and the following scene occurs:
Does Kent have a fourth?
– No
Winston is blue?
Also not
What is on sale?
Here the man carefully inspects the room, looks at the monitor, where the image is shown from the camera above the entrance and opening the window with a clever smile in a quiet voice says: Woot, I have a goods, oboe.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98890
 06.06.2014
Chehall
Why is there no sympathy phone?
/Petersburg
Naughty
Chehall
You call there, you tell who has offended you, and they say to you: "Out-the road poor, glamorous, nice, and the rest are all pidaras, pidaras, pidaras!"
/Petersburg
and :)
ChehAll (17:01:13 5/06/2014)
It is not a solution, even if it is an option.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98889
 06.06.2014
Manana: What does he not like? Not educated, but kind and mindful!
Recon105: It is beyond the boundary of good and evil! I, after he plugged into the universal charging connector on the phone, knocked without any tension down my head, I don't want to communicate with him at all! There is power, there is no mind.
Maniana: well you know it as a joke about anal sex - " came in" ))
Recon105: In his case, he’t look for holes in his body at all – he’d fuck it all through!

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