George Clooney is engaged to a lawyer. People magazine writes about the actor's engagement with 36-year-old Amal Alamuddin.

flashzoom: I was shocked when I read "with a lawyer". I thought "What is this?and "

Cu6apum: You have to start sleeping now. In the subway I read a vintage book, a paper book. A couple of times I looked in the upper right corner, I couldn't find the clock, I thought: it is necessary to scratch...

When I went to counter-accident driving courses, I watched a lady knocking down all the cones that had to be circumnavigated. Thus e. Driving directly behind her car on the highway was almost pointless. One day after one of the exercises, I watched her behavior on the road. He was aggressively hanging between the cars. Later came to understand why there is such a strange discrepancy, she did not feel the dimensions of the car at all.
Simply the cones (unlike other cars) do not slow down.

What do you know about Fredson? My ex came to me today to borrow money for emergency contraceptives.

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I love to be a designer!
TTT
Has the show happened?
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Asked for values.
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after 3 hours, 8 layouts and all the favorite "and play with the fonts" - the first price is ready
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The price!by 11

The more wounded the lion, the denser the ring of hyens around it.

The astronaut, who went into space for the first time in human history, was unable to return. He freely steamed at the end of a 5-meter rope over the planet, but when it was time to return, it turned out that the scapondr was bloated and did not climb into the gateway.

In order to get there, he had to increase the pressure in the skafandra to 0.27 Earth pressure - this happens somewhere three kilometers above Everest.

It was a miracle, but he did not lose consciousness. But now the second gate did not let him go. It was possible to enter it, only grossly violating the instructions - forward with the head, not the legs. He fell next to his comrade. Hardly rested, the news came - the automatic system of return to Earth broken. Again, for the first time in human history, a ship had to be returned to the planet manually. And then there was a problem: on the new Vostok - 2 ship, the only window of the illuminator looked to the side. Only the stars were visible. You start the engine wrong - instead of going back, you will fly further and stay there forever.

The cosmonauts desperately crawled through the cabin, stared from different angles into the unfortunate illuminator, pretended to remember where the Big Bear was and where the Earth was, and finally launched the engine. It probably sounds funny, but again for the first time in the history of mankind, they occupied their seats with a working rocket engine, the acceleration of which is hard to turn into a leech. It remains a mystery where it will take them.

They hardly remember the descent. Woke up and left. around the belt. It is cold – minus 30. On the ship was a mass of rescue means - fishing hooks, a means to scare off sharks, the only TT pistol, and so on. I did not think of the cold. The cosmonauts removed the scooters, poured out of them five liters of sweat each, opened the fire naked, carefully wrapped up and began to wait, periodically knocking on the morzjanka - SOS. The text did not diversify - but what exactly to write for the entire planet? We are Soviet astronauts, we are in hell know where, we are bad.

This signal was screened by trees. The cosmonauts guessed they were moving on the rocks. Ultimately, SOS was caught in Bonn. The Germans informed the Kremlin. Our people did not believe.

At that time, the only thing the Flight Control Center knew about the missing astronauts was that they landed somewhere in Russia. Hundreds of helicopters were lifted into the air and chested the surroundings. At this time, the telecast that the cosmonauts landed safely and rested in the sanatorium. The pause between this message and the appearance on the screen of the astronauts themselves was clearly delayed. Unable to withstand, Brezhnev called Korolev and asked what to fuck. King's evil answered: "My job is to launch astronauts, yours is to notify. You were in a hurry, not me.”

Finally, one of the helicopters caught fire and two unfortunate astronauts near him. Sitting there was impossible. A group of skiers went on foot to clean up the site with a tail. And from the sky came gifts - warm clothes and box of cognac. The clothes hanged on the trees, the cognac broke. The astronauts stumbled and darkened.

I deliberately put it all in the genre of a vertical adventure novel. To understand the contrast. I just told the documentary recording of Alexey Archivich Leonov. As if in denial of complete nonsense, two stars of the Hero of the Soviet Union burned on his chest. I would give a dozen for more than Brejnev, and for every “first time in human history” in this flight. They are all so Russian.

Grandma mistakenly went to the medical commission in the military department instead of the hospital and left there completely healthy.

In Russia, they want to create their own Internet and call it Cheburashka.
I know why the chubby. He has big ears and can have a lot of loops on him :-)

From Habr:

OhMyNuts
Explain about:
> Meteorite resistant frame
Is that what everyone thought?

imater
In Chelyabinsk did not understand your question.

In the life of an entrepreneur, the ass flies in flocks.

- and you ask her who bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, just wonder what the American textbooks write about it

The books are different. The one she read:
August 8, Russia declares war on Japan, joins Manchuria
August 9, The atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki
Understand as you want.

I guessed what it would cost to buy a rifle.) is :
The license:
5000 training treatment
2 500 seats
400 health certificates
200 photos
Hunting Tickets
100 taxes
300 logistics
Reduced to minimum:
by 15500
The cartridge is 20 rubles.

Minimum of 24,000 rubles.

He is currently working with his colleague to repair his apartment.
Q: for these babies, the toilet can be completely repaired!
I: Well, imagine that bad uncles are knocking at your door. Here they broke. What will you tell them? "Go for a while"?

Ctx2000 (15:28:23 29/04/2014)
SP has fallen.
Vasya_Rosa (15:28:48 29/04/2014)
In a jump?
Ctx2000 (15:28:55 29/04/2014)
It fell on the map.
Vasya_Rosa (15:28:58 29/04/2014)
AAAA

I walk through the street, I see something in the people, I have not noticed such a cluster before. And 5 minutes later I get that it's Sunday today and I don't leave the house on Sunday)))

You: Interesting observation - in the words client-orientedness and human hatred equal to 24 letters. The coincidence?

And in a beer box 24 cans, and in a day 24 hours... but it is better not to take everything so literally.

He divorced three years ago. The child will go to school in the autumn, and now on Skype calls to ride a bicycle. The online store still sends me special offers on diapers to the mail.

I decided to clean the air conditioners. The firms were expensive, called a private person (advertising was on the machine), voiced a price of 3 thousand, agreed. Early call check. He disappeared, did not take the phone, did not come. I found another one on the plane - I will call you back. has disappeared. See the third one. No 2. Psyche, I called the company. "We are not working on holidays". I wake up and I am not at home.
The Conclusion:
No one seems to need money.
The question:
Do you place advertising when you work?
Summary of:
The Russian soul is still a mystery.

Encountered on www spaces for weight loss. The composition indicates only vitamins, nothing to lose weight. However, the instructions for use pleased: drink one tablet 6 times a day at equal intervals. You can not drink less than an hour before meals and not earlier than 3 hours after. They seem to lose weight from not having time to eat ?

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