If you want to calm down - swallow the cat or drink valerian. But never ever! And at the same time!!! to

v12ten: Tarantula life expectancy 20 years... fuck is spiders older than you, fucking schoolchildren (c) Elbro

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"The Russians struggle for a long time, but then they go quickly".
Why are they going so fast, you know? They’re afraid to be late – they’re stuck for a long time!

I have always been impressed by the story of Prometheus. Every day an eagle comes to you, kneeling your liver. Overnight it grows and in the morning everything starts new!
You were not married, bro.

In the dictionary:
But that is complete nonsense!
Cockroaches are not

xxx: In short, I go out of the community, I see, the automotive school flags are distributed. Dialogue is like this.
No thank you. I can drive.
And the tractor?
Man really knows how to get interested! ^ ^ ^

In the bowl:
"pain and management" (more or less)

I go to the post office and it’s a miracle. There is no line! Absolutely! In the Tuesday! at 10:00 am!
I love your email :R

The Underground. Bushha once poured coffee on the desk, at this moment the gentleman entered the office. She told him in a justifiable tone "We had an incest"

To this masterpiece #HIGH:

Writing in the Non-Russian Dictionary. and :)
On the airport I often see a cute ad "I need to get worse." And after all, from the positions "it" is written correctly, you will not stick.

Clean up, dear guests, what God has sent!

But this was my last visit, as the level of specialists fell to a very low level (on the evening of September 2, after the rear glass, in the light of the headlamps, appeared drawn with a dirty finger (the car salon specialist Ford) from the inside, the male genital organ in the whole glass.

xxx: Nigeria teaches democracy
Olga Romanov
Your notions of spheres of influence are rooted in the nineteenth century and do not work in the modern world, the modern world is much more complex.
This was said by a representative of Nigeria to a representative of Russia at a meeting of the UN Security Council tonight.

YYY: Before that, I had tightly eaten the neck of my referent.

If Microsoft had made a stock only for the Chinese "license screw for a dollar as a gift" it would have brought him an extra billion

The case was in the summer on one of the numerous turbines.We went with a friend to fishing, and he had a dirt with a sliding float.Who is not in the theme-sliding float differs from the usual in that the float is attached not to the nipple, but freely slides on the slide, and the depth is displayed by a limiter on the slide.Put a friend a depth of 3-4 meters and awaits when the float will rise.Rise up and a friend as a boat:"STOP!

Katze North: "His hairstyle, usually balancing between the appearance of "the crown nest" and "I was dragged back and forth through a living fence", has reached a new level: "the angry crown on the background of the post-apocalyptic landscape"
I rub something in my voice. My translation, if

Lessons of Russian. It was necessary to make a sentence with a stable combination of words "between Scilla and Haribda". My classmate did it this way: "Between Scilla and Haribda, there were Indian tribes." The teacher did not comment on her.

It's still nonsense) 4 years ago was a funny "story of beating a baby"
The hardware was on the 3rd floor of the building, the floors are designed for 200 kg / m3, we have long spent 600, money for the construction of a new room is not given, something like for such needs is not planned, something else please, it is not. Under the server accountant, even lower lawyers.
How to throw out money when they say – let’s understand, let’s believe – let’s not give?
Give a team to the guys who serve users, not to enter these offices, to be silent as partisans and to help users only remotely, if you need to do something physically with the comp, then take it to the workshop, and very quickly - ran away, pulled away, fled.
Women don’t understand anything – the guys tremble – they’re in any way, they’re with us, we’re with you – you understand, they’re afraid guys, there, above you, 3 times overloading the overloads, if the equipment fails... generally it’ll pass through you, through lawyers and somewhere there, under the foundation, it’ll stop, and our boys don’t need it, young people still, to pull them out of under the foundation. They raised such a noise that the next day a delegation of the top managers came, smartly looked at the cabinets (not going inside) and the money was found sharply.
There are such stories.)

Y: Broke a book from 1971. It is (
X: Nothing, once again in 1971.
y: So I broke the instructions for the time machine (

Russian Su-24 bomber flew next to the US destroyer in the Black Sea 12 times
XXX: Did the box come out?