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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №95747
 24.03.2014
Tymoshenko: "First we will return Crimea"
>>> She wants to give Russia something else besides Crimea?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95746
 24.03.2014
The colleague:
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... and the multimeter with accuracy to hundreds died when measuring... (well confused the holes of current and voltage, for what to burn it immediately, in general, in every electrical device should be protection from me by GOSTU)!
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So after all, heroic thin electronics will always close the floating protector and burn the first, protecting it from overburning.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95745
 24.03.2014
With a wiki about skyrim, a discussion of a guide with an unpredictable effect.
XX: No one knows if it can be used on a dragon, for example, to turn into a sweet roulette?
I guess someone stole a sweet roulette from you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95744
 24.03.2014
Here is :
here here :

I live in a city with less than 100,000 inhabitants. Here the roads are licked, as mushrooms grow houses and shopping centers, schools and kindergartens. Pensions and salaries are decent, both for teachers and doctors.

The man! where? Call the city, I will come to you on PMJ with my family!

There is a part of truth in these words. The salaries of teachers and doctors in small towns are considered decent. Just all the others work for 10-15 thousand, and teachers and doctors get more than 20. The pension of 10 thousand on this background is not so bad. And as for the prices in growing like mushrooms shopping centers, they are not lower than in Moscow. The prices of housing are of course lower, but what does it matter how much a apartment costs 1.5 million or 5 million or 15, when your salary is 12 thousand?)) A damn never buy it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95743
 24.03.2014
And the falling server - it was like the DNS and turned into a porn warehouse? and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95742
 24.03.2014
The command ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Slavutich" in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag, reports on Sunday the agency "Kryminform".

The cleverest Cat Behemot: and the destroyer of the Americans went far? Could we still be able to raise the Russian tricolor?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95741
 24.03.2014
Think of books. Finding a company to walk with a single girl is a real feat. Google is really useless.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95740
 24.03.2014
This is:

here here :
and...
Nikito (12:02) if in utorrent you open the window "about the program" and then press T then the tetris will start

MOEF (12:04) can not be

MOEF (14:09) FUCK! Why? Why did you say this?! to
and...

How to turn the figure?! to
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The shooter up. A good game)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95739
 24.03.2014
<saygon> [PEER]Dyxa: 8 cats on one, overcrowding, and she still slides

<[PEER]Dyxa> saygon: The cat is probably called Sasha and is grey!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95738
 24.03.2014
(Female): No most sophisticated and colorful compliment from a man will ever compare to the simple request of the cashier to show a passport when buying alcohol.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №95737
 23.03.2014
Read the story of a daughter asking her mother if she was crying when Lenin died.
I remembered how one of my friends, also at the age of about 12, was seriously interested in parents whether they were singing in school "God keeps the King." This is really "so no one missed the age")

When I was six years old, I asked my dad if he was still a little boy when I was WOW.
Father (60 years of birth) answered this with a very serious look, saying, yes, daughter, my childhood fell on the Great Patriotic War. Your mother’s childhood was civil.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №95736
 23.03.2014
List of mentioned books, look for more :)
# Books

Strugacki “The Predatory Things of the Century”
Andrei Zhvalevsky “Here you will not be hurt”
Robert Heinlein, “A Stranger in a Strange Country”
Glenn Cook, Chronicles of the Black Squad
Robert Silverberg, The Chronicles of Maghipur
Larry Niven, “The World Ring”
Arthur Clarke, The Odyssey (both)
Robert Heinlein, “Star Infantry”
Robert Heinlein, “The Door to Summer”
Henry “The Noble Trickman”
J. Williams, “Heroes from Nowhere”
Robert Asprin, The MIF Corporation
Strugacki “City Destined”
Isaac Asimov, “Pasteet from the Goat’s Cake”
Nikolai Basov “Lotar Yellowheaded”
Frank Russell, The Nearest Relatives
Mikhail Weller, The Adventures of Major Zvyagin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95735
 23.03.2014
The boss was looking for you.
WOW: That he wanted?
Noah... I don’t know.
WOW: Did he say anything at all?
He noticed a striking resemblance between you and the male genitals, on which ears grow in a striking way. Before that, he asked where you were.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95734
 23.03.2014
Toilet paper is professional, for whom?
Patients of the intestinal infections department.

[ + 16 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95733
 23.03.2014
The idiotic expression "little" in relation to the child had to be heard.
As for an adult???? to
The man of the half-page, #13829/ describes the patients of the wife-therapist, calling her at the same time *small*... is it now fashion?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95732
 23.03.2014
XXX: How do you feel about the table role-playing games?
YYY: Right on the table? MM is not bad :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95731
 23.03.2014
In an interview shown by the Ukrainian TV channel "Inter", Vitaly Klitschko spoke a phrase that is now actively discussed by bloggers. Probably, the former boxer and the current politician just rejected, but many consider this to be a true sign of the difficult opposition personality.

At the question of the host about what can now relieve tension in Ukrainian society, Vitaly Klitschko began the answer with the phrase: “I want to pay attention to the fact that I met with many police officers who died, with people and demonstrators who died, and everyone asks the question...”.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95730
 23.03.2014
The story of a guy who was embarrassed, walking with a girl in the park, and the second, who suggested him how to behave.I am just sure that the second is the son of the first, who came from you know where. He tried to secure his birth.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95729
 23.03.2014
Fans of jokes about the Russian mail, like the Russian mail - they will not get to them, that it is not funny.
Suzorik

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №95728
 23.03.2014
xxx: my husband stunned me with stories about how in his childhood his mother cooked manna meat with sausage... that is, the sausage is cooked, the sausage is roasted on top and chewed.
And here we finally reached the point where I agreed to such a perversion and prepared this for him for breakfast.
While he was eating, I was going and asked him to put me cakes with him in a container.
XXX: and he tossed her with a sausage...
D is pleasant.
X: So I actually do what, Julia, it’s really delicious!

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3 months going to try this miracle, finally decided, I eat, really delicious, give more recipes)))

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