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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86747
 09.09.2013
Thus, in the elections to the mayor of Moscow with a huge gap wins the candidate Pocher, gaining 67% of the votes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86746
 09.09.2013
Recently I learned that in Italian, nano is gnom. Now I can't normally perceive the word "nanotechnology": so are the bearded dwarfs, who clamp something futuristic with hammer and hammer :R

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86745
 09.09.2013
'' My life is definitely better now. I no longer live in lies. Because people are no longer deceiving me. They don’t cheat because I don’t talk to them anymore. I don’t talk to them anymore because I killed them all. Because Nify was lying to me. and #039; and #039;

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86744
 09.09.2013
Where can I buy a reef shark?
Yyy: Probably the newly born shark, who has no money to put the shark on his feet and give him a good education, or the shark, a drug addict, to exchange for a dose.
You can ask the gloria fish.
WOW: She swam with her father Nemo, she has a lot of connections
She forever forgets everything.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86743
 09.09.2013
There is an opinion that Sberbank OnL@in also works from 8:30 to 19:30, with a lunch break.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86742
 09.09.2013
This is:

Since I was a child, I have been interested in the question: why do the Basics of Life Safety teach the military affairs?

Because it was originally a military affair: boys were taught to walk, and girls were taught to make bandages.
And the Basics of Safety of Life Activity it became called after the USSR collapsed, and Russia type pretended that peace-loving and children are not preparing for war at all from school.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86741
 09.09.2013
<xxx> 433 MHz remote control module (buttons/trigger, two relays)
<yyy> cards, money, two trunk
<yyy> buttons, trigger, two relays
<xxx> and
<xxx> we are making a movie

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86740
 09.09.2013
mmm: From a mathematical point of view, the ideal figure is a ball
Fire is here!
We need to strive
MMM: But this is from the point of view of mathematics, not mathematicians.
MMM: The question is the application. Is this how mathematics uses bodies? He drops them from the height, submerges them in the water, rides on different surfaces...
Mathematics is completely different.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86739
 09.09.2013
The head of the main armored tank management of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation Lieutenant General Alexander Shevchenko, speaking on Saturday, September 7, on the radio station "Echo of Moscow", said that the Ministry considered the game World of Tanks as "one of the stages of preparation of future tankers".

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86738
 09.09.2013
We have a live orchestra playing all kinds of retro on weekends near the house (I clarify: quite retro, not even the 80s), grandmothers and grandparents come from all the surrounding neighborhoods to dance old valses.
We go by with my husband, admire, play something slow, couples dance, grandparents invite grandmothers, active grandmothers invite grandparents, do not shower. Two grandmothers are standing, the other is cloudy:
All my life I have been standing modestly at the wall.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №86737
 08.09.2013
Pavel Vinogradov called from the International Space Station, saying that the storm ships of the empire are moving from the star of death toward Moscow. with an affected region.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86736
 08.09.2013
A comment to a video on YouTube, where with the help of suckers cleanse injections on the car:

There are of course and disadvantages: for example, it is not possible to straighten the wing at the VAZ, because the wing is ripped away together with the suction.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86735
 08.09.2013
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: The anatomical shit in me has awakened and composes an expounding song about hentai with a singing "no, the breasts do not start from the keys";

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86734
 08.09.2013
Hi, who are you going to vote for?
and NDAA. Such an eye-catching.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №86733
 08.09.2013
The case occurred in the summer at the station, the train Ekaterinburg-Anapa. station, people went out to breathe fresh air... a young father with a small unstable son came out. The father can't reassure the son in any way.the police officer goes by and there is the following dialogue between the father and the child:
If you do not listen, the policeman will take you.
The boy didn’t get confused and said to the policeman: “Daddy, take my daddy.”
Not just the wagons.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86732
 08.09.2013
About Sasha Grey.

Gray #
Fuck, tell me people, is she sleeping with such a clever face expression? It’s not the same picture everywhere, Will Smith’s son is resting.

Given that this is a pornography with a long experience and a diverse practice, a clever expression of the face is a consequence of constant control over the disoriented sphincter. So that

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86731
 08.09.2013
I am reading a self-evaluation book.
The author believes that once I read it, I want to become a successful woman.
I am a guy :(

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86730
 08.09.2013
On the forum one tracker discusses the problems of preserving in the new game.

Dmiitry: here was already the advice - to keep the game, you need to run on behalf of the administrator, read more carefully!!! to

Ya: Woe, and so in his name I cast and in his name illuminated, his name with me and on my mouths, in my heart and in my soul. and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86729
 08.09.2013
When I woke up today with a sad red-eyed conjunctivitis, I realized I needed to do something about it. Wash your eyes with tea. I cooked special fresh, poured it into a cup for convenience... I put two tablespoons of sugar, sat down, drank... Only then it came to me that I was doing something wrong.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86728
 08.09.2013
xxx: I live in the shelter, the shelter of the corridor type (1 toilet on the floor representing a number of cabins) I sit in the cabin, suddenly someone enters the neighboring cabin... miraculously abstained from the phrase "Holy Father, I want to confess".

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