Wut: - as the owners of the Russian small books say... We have nothing to lose, except our Oks!

The King Victor:
I have a friend with the same name. He was taken drunk to the department. Since he had no documents, he was asked what his name was. He answered so directly.
The King.
He received his nobility's name for two hours on a bakery until his wife brought the documents.

My son thinks that everything that lies low lies for him. And everything that lies high - too for him, you just have to push the taboo.

xxx: Sorry, that’s not about the subject, but I’m tormented by one question about Maidan: where are the standers going to suck and crack?

Yyy: They are apparently moving the camp by the clock shooter :)

Zzz: When will he make a full circle? It is :)

yyy: They raise the bush, and they are washed away from the area with water meters together with the feces.

As soon as the last Harry Potter book came out, I took it to read from a friend... I sit, so I read the moment at the beginning where Malfoy enchanted Harry and wanted to leave him in the train (amateurs will know this scene). Well, I ask the older brother, who has already read the book:
Will he really stay on the train?
What my brother replied:
- Of course all, and the other 500 pages are deeply thoughtful thoughts of the main character about the meaning of being.

Yourok: эх, leha leha you are a great guy!
If you weren’t gay, I’d be in love with you.

A voice from the office kitchen:

The fucking microwave! Even the tea can not warm up normally: bread from a cup, it is cold, and in the middle a piece of boiling water floats.

I work in the hospital. There were two elderly men in the room. For a week, next to the beds, they communicated normally... on the day of discharge they fought because of the order, who the first discharge papers to take... Everything would be nothing, but their surnames - Trojan and Kaspersky...

Once it came out that Facebook doesn’t know where to go, let them buy "home 2" and close it. After all, how many dollars are watching him, while they could lose this time on social networks.

The liqueur of the 90s. The chief engineer of the project and the chief architect of the project are called to the main customer. They are standing at the door and waiting for him to finish the conversation in elevated tones on the phone. On the GZP a classic raspberry jacket and a golden chain. The bandit is shorter. Here he hangs the phone, then looks at them very uncomfortable for a while, then asks:
Who are you?
We are GIP and GAP.
The clowns are out?

Maybe I don’t understand something, but here...
Why are they talking about Ukraine? "The Olympics won, Ukraine lost."
to whom? What about us, ordinary Russians?
Those who have dreams are selling gas. I have something about that. He sells me the same.
I asked my friends – they don’t need Ukraine at all.
Why not talk about Uruguay? Who there, in Uruguay where flew, arrived - let's discuss. That is the same country. And another too. Even the letter too.

No, in fact, of course, I understand - historically, brothers Slavs and so on.
So let’s give those billions to rise here to those who want to move to Russia. Let’s take off again. The Slavic Brothers, though.
Whoever considers Ukraine his homeland and is not going anywhere - respect, I would not leave, probably.
But there is nothing to go into another country.

To the first Ukrainian brother, to whom it will come to mind that the Russians and Ukrainians are one people and we are specifically trying to separate ourselves from each other in order to weaken, and you personally - to put on a dollar crack, there is a great request: GIVE INFO TO OTHER!

Nikolai: Caroche, I will tell you about the device of the giraffes:
There is shit, rust and ointment under the cap.
There are also iron.
Nicholas: And here, when the iron turns in shit and oil, the wire-bound pipe (cardan) turns the wheels)
And that’s how it eats.)
Nikolai: and the gasoline is poured so that the shit floats up and does not prevent the rails from turning
And if the shit is hot, it smells and smells.
Nikolai: that is how the giraffe is arranged)

with Khabr about Finn with the unofficial anthem of the Olympics

sluge >>> If you download or don't give god to torrent you will put pirate. If Ernst and others download and post it to iTunes, they promote the sport.

About about:

Before yesterday in the air "Russia 24" some sofa analyst told that the Russofobes-Fascists came to power in Ukraine, who will ban the Russian language, etc. Such a mess even on local Ukrainian channels, completely controlled by the local tsarists, do not show.

You go to the forum "Freedom", read the publications "Right Sector". All questions about "bread" will be deleted immediately. Most importantly, no media. Total primary sources.

When the military begins to play Russian rock, it immediately turns into Soviet.

I’ve been in a happy marriage for 8 years, and I can say with certainty – the main thing is to talk. very much. About everything. Speak about what is not suitable, what problems, who sees what situation, who is offended, and what solutions can be found.

You are just lucky with your wife. As Tolstoy said, all happy families are similar, but each is unhappy in its own way. For the most part, trying to talk about the problem will lead to some kind of insult, such as not having to teach me, etc.

How to bring to the hysteria of Sisadmin, in 30 seconds (minigaid): Calls the heads of the bush of production today, and declares "Vlad...shoot in our whole department, TVs crossed" (the network is missing) >.<

What a shit:
I am 43. A few days ago I learned that Timutarakan, known to me since childhood, is actually a dark cockroach. I am amazed.

Tmutaraka is one of the oldest cities of the Taman Peninsula, it was located on the territory of the modern town of Taman of the Temryuk district of the Krasnodar Territory.

Are my parents adults, or what? Yesterday showed the show "Let they talk" about L.Uspenskaya (singer). She stood there on her head. Mom calls today that she hasn’t gone to work. I ask what the matter is. It turns out that these two also decided to make a stand. Dad did not get out. My mom did that now with a sick leg. My muscles are so stretched that I can’t sit. I crushed, of course. To what my mom added: I could even spaghetti before.