Today, Mr. Pope has Dr.
He lives 2.5 km from my job on a straight line, but I will go to him by subway through Pushkinskaya, through the Rebellion...
There is a small Nevada between us.
zzz: 2.5 km is 25 minutes walk. Go on foot, the weather is good.
XXX: Going on the water at Boutusov
Zzzz: when you get bored, go home.

<rvncerr> If I close the door to the neighbors by welding it will not be much cheaper?
<LuTeR> No, normal situation

The Latvian Army:
The first time I was interrogated by the Security Police was in 2004, when I wrote in the local newspaper “Vesti Danas” that with the entry into NATO the Latvian army (i.e. the Latvian Army) was in combat readiness. The time it is ready to confront the enemy has increased from 4 to 9 minutes - just enough to run to the nearest pit and pour the leaves.
Then a local FBI analogues tried to find out my sources of information. I sent them with a light heart... to the NATO website. They calmed and calmed...

Dear Drivers!
Those who believe that yellow is already possible.
And those who think that yellow is still possible.
You will definitely meet! It is destiny!

XXX: Imagine a trampoline from which a tractor was made.
xxx: here is the documentation for the pollovnik, yes

xxx: I thought here that pastharianism appeared as a pillar over religion.

xxx: And suddenly in its time Christianity (or any other religion, or even all the present religions in general) also appeared as a pillar over something else?

And in the future, fucking understand how long all religions will be forgotten except for Pastepharianism and people will absolutely seriously walk with puzzles on their heads and believe in a flying pasta monster.

Americans are preparing a war in Ukraine using genetically modified soldiers (heard by a journalist from a barber in the salon).

______
This is her trailer "Captain America" for the release of the news accepted.

Q: Have you done a load test of your websites?
M: I bring them every morning with the sign of the cross
W is O)
M: DOO
M: and put on them the symbol of fertility.

xxx: And if you remember that this is still one person, then the story comes out of the life of flat worms.
xxx: Do you know the peculiarities of their reproduction from the school program?
YYY :D
You need a lump, right?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am about flat. Their body consists of such mini-parts, each of which can fertilize the neighbor, if necessary. That is, if no one else is nearby, then the flat worm rubs itself. Mmm, sorry, he meets himself

YYY: You don’t have a girlfriend?
Are you going to logic courses?
YYY: Let’s sleep then
xxx to go. When is?
YYY: in the weekend
You will find an apartment
YYY: Do you not want?
XXX to you? I want of course. Only with the apartment. Maybe just meet?
yyy: no, I want a bath, candles, black makeup, I have a whisker
YYY: Remember as before
xxx: and so
YYY: Well what?
Sorry, bath, candles, makeup is of course in your performance fucking sexy, but above your head you will not jump, I have 4 people at home, and other apartments I have not yet.
You can rent an apartment for 24 hours.
XXX: I am looking for you.
YYY: I will find it myself, just say no
XXX: Yes of course
yyy: it is good))
From April 1st, you guys!

I love you... Did you throw my candy in my pocket?
and yes. Next time it could be drugs.

to this:

I’m from Crimea and I don’t want your Russian Post.
Question: What should I do?

and nothing. It will be lost on its way :)

The Virtual:
Why are the glasses in the OT (buses, trolleybuses...) near the doors? They can be destroyed, destroyed, and so on. and etc.

by ZingeR:
to make it difficult for the wicked grandmother, to whom you gave up the place, and she still buzzes, to spit on your back when you go out. Everything is done :znaika:

The sinusoid current on the direct wires goes backward-step :-P

Hello to you, Serena! Today you approach him shorter from behind, you catch, I hit the stomach, you pursue.
Oh, you’re wrong with the chat.
WOW: O_O

I sit at work. My wife took pictures of her in her underwear. The conversation flows smoothly to the privacy settings of the album – such as "and if someone else will see her photos".
I write in response: "I removed the link to the boss. It is opened"
) ) )
A great April joke. Then, however, he reassured, telling that the chromium "in incognito" mode is not displayed.

And the fact that the methods change every year does not mean that the parents are idiots and fear in vain, but that all these methods, no hell, there would be at least one decent, it would have stopped.

As a teacher I can say that the methods change every year because of the requirement of the ministry to have methods not older than one year.

As I walked into the store, I heard this phrase:
Sanya, you are a fat pit!
Is it fat right away?

I work as a sales consultant in a digital supermarket.
And here, on the next routine day comes the family: daddy, mommy and three-year-old, a 5-year-old educator.
Actually, while Momco, choosing a navigator, Papco takes desperate attempts to track his passes...
Next situation: One of these children, running to the notes with the mouth open...
No No No No No No No No No No No No No Stand up! Go to the discs, bite them!
I: I don’t think it’s a good idea...
On what mapco, with an unwavering look, declares: Believe me, it’s very good... disks are cheaper...
The curtain.

And where? What is your favorite joke on April 1? It was a surprise... (