That’s why they are lazy. Do not turn them! This is a dumb farce with rubbed cabbage.

Kitchen, 4 sections

I am not greedy.
Sometimes you just stand at a corporate table and see the last butter in your plate.
Next Next post: The Last Candy
XXX: All of these guys.
XXX: And here I come in!
xxx: When I take it, I feel like the hero who saved them all from that uncomfortable feeling!
YYY: The Serpent...

For a woman to get a hospital, it is enough to come to the doctor unpainted.

D: You don’t appreciate me! People like me are not on the road.
M: Yeah...Those like you are standing by her.

When we were young, my mom and brother woke us up early before school and we watched ninja turtles for a long time in the morning, and then suddenly stopped showing them.
Then my mother explained why. In Germany in the 98th Chancellor was elected Gerhard Schröder, and we politically correctly forgot about turtles for almost 10 years

To this: No, but what would you react if you woke up at two o'clock at night from the fact that a naked man lies in your bed and says "Silence, so it should be?"! to

I wake up at home sometimes.

The morning. The third floor. I sleep. knock at the window. There is a stranger on the balcony. To my deformed appearance: "Do you have seams not flowing during the rain after placing the seal?"

3 hours of night. I have a rooster on the balcony. I use it. It turns out, not at me, but on the floor below, at the neighbor. Voice: "This is the third floor?" Neighbor: "What are you climbing here?!"Voice: "I go to the girl I love!" Neighbor: "I’ve gone out of here, Romeo unworked!" Someone clothes in ropes and then flies down.

The morning. A bell at the door. I open at midnight. On the threshold a strange woman: “I didn’t lose my pants from you?” Woman, confused: "Child jeans to you on the balcony did not fly?"

xxx: survived
XXX: I sit down on a paper
Did you have fun with the calculator?

After our first time, our beloved publishes: "I see a completely naked man for the second time!"
The first time when?? to
"A first time at the opening"

Doctors, such doctors

By chance I heard from a marketer, an apparently typical TP, such a monologue:
“No, when the zombie apocalypse begins, I obviously won’t survive. I won’t be saved by a pair of guns. Oh, but if I had a Daedric sword, Yol-tu-Shul da Tenegriv under my ass, I would have arranged them!
It turned out a marketer - a rooted Ancient Sweaters, since the times of Morrowind... decided to play Left 4 Dead and was very upset.

The parents of the student who shot people did not appear at the trial. your mother. This is their minor child, raised by them, shooting from the Father's weapon. A true father would be responsible for everything his son did, a real mother would protect her child to the last. So don’t say they’re not pirates.

Samuel Ghandi was elected mayor of Shiraz seven times in a row for seven years each.
= is
This is a dictatorship in essence (- _- ) we also have 2 hobbies all 'elected' yes 'elected'

In the mailbox, a promotional cartoon of some kind of remedy for diarrhea: a guy, sitting at the table, eats a healthy living first, blinking with his eyes (!) Eight-legged with a plate, then sends a huge bottle of champagne (whole, without opening), and then, grabbing the swollen stomach, is carried in a variety from all the legs. Then the banner playfully asks me: "Guess what he got poisoned with?"
So that’s what brain marketing is.

Age is when, when you see a girl on the winter street in the shoes, you first think “Dumb, you’ll freeze it all!” and then “Wow, what feet!”

Man missing in N-sk was found dead
The missing woman in N-sk was found drunk
Missing on January 29 in New Urengoy, an 11-year-old boy was found by a long-distance driver
The question. How did an 11-year-old boy become a long-haul driver?

Ded: and it seems to me that the Maidan is the result of the conspiracy of the Kiev tires, which were foolishly broken to take the mountains of old rubber to the landfill

From Habr:
XX: The image to attract attention is remarkable.
Yy: And who is it?
Alexandra Serova (pedagogue, writer, actress)
Yy: Well, if it’s so famous, it’s clear. I just didn’t understand the comment – a face like a face where there is a glamour...
zz: The holy man.

And they lived long and happy.
They died in one day.
But in different years

by Poppy:

Mystery from the children's magazine "Tramway" of the year 91.
What is a Dangerous Dictionary?
It contains the word “dynamite”.
I don’t understand: the prophets worked there?

Children without a sense of humor become adults.

The ProZotv:
And when my dog curled, I constantly driven her out of the room. So he got to automation, if he cries loudly, he goes away. I then grabbed, the pearl itself, and the dog thinks it’s her, and with a shy look goes to the place)) 
by o7herone:
This is the perfect crime

From the topic of betrayal

xxx: Read here a friend on the phone trepidated with his ex-girlfriend. We agreed on Friday. I only saw his wife an hour earlier.

Is he naked?