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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №94367
 23.02.2014
XXX: Then I ask in a different way, can you repair this effort yourself? Or you like Viku from Dan, you need to bring the same only worker (on spare parts).

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94366
 23.02.2014
XXX: What are you doing?
I fight with the cat for the last piece of sausage.
xxx has won?
YYY: No
YYYY: Yes
Tagged: fucking
Yyy: I left with an empty piece of bread =(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94365
 23.02.2014
Dmitry Guberniev
A good man begins after forty. Truth is, it quickly ends.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94364
 23.02.2014
Do they have an economic plan?
There is. "They are the culprits of all, so let them pay and repent"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94363
 23.02.2014
The whole world trembled in anticipation of the miraculous healing of Yulia Tymoshenko.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94362
 23.02.2014
And I was never given a foam or a deodorant at 23), because... because nobody gives me anything at all.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94361
 23.02.2014
Fuck, and the cockroaches are unhappy in military affairs.
The cockroach ran, dropped the capsule and fled. And while you pursue it (a distractive manoeuvre, a whiplash), a smaller, but more numerous infantry lands from the capsule and spreads to capture strategic objects.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94360
 23.02.2014
On the occasion of dating on the street, in transport, in shops, etc., as well as accepting gifts (flowers for example), from childhood we are instructed by the rules:

Do not talk to strangers.
Do not accept anything from strangers, especially with an offer to show something interesting.
Do not go anywhere with strangers.
Especially if you’re a girl (unless it’s HD, of course).

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94359
 23.02.2014
Governors in biathlon:
...and the Chinese athlete here, XUNKHUA...
I will no longer use that name.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94358
 23.02.2014
Victor An: "I ate a dog on a short track".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94357
 23.02.2014
And this pale with a crust will also come for Yushchenko and Yanukovych...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94356
 23.02.2014
XXX: Boy and Ovechkin
XXX Malkin and the Sheep
XXX is fucking! Malkin and Ovechkin.
YYY: The new one. Boy and Sheep :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94355
 23.02.2014
By the way, about the intelligence of machines: we have a robot vacuum cleaner at home. So, the husband at night argued that the vacuum cleaner is constantly guarding him under the door. I said he wanted love and affection, but I forgot about the conversation. The vacuum cleaner left in the room to clean. We go back - this infection pushed the chair, dropped my things from it, chewed my socks and slipped under the bed, where she safely went to sleep. Now talk about unhealthy things.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94354
 23.02.2014
at work today. In the cafe. On the 1st floor entrance with a massive heavy entrance door and closet. We have a chop. There were always shift guards with whom we kept up with time. And then one of them got sick and was replaced by a brutally tall and pumped guy. Further from his words.

has replaced. I stand. I see a guy running, and running past me, he broke up the stairs. As long as I thought, this "Cash" is already flying down with a barbecue and some bags. has been late! And I, preventing the crime, decided to detain him.

Now what this guardian miracle did. While he stopped and wondered what to do, the guy had already climbed the stairs and headed to the door.

The guy’s words.

Ebb on Ebb! Late to work. Admin has already called where you go, you have already 3 orders for delivery of food!!! I run into the kitchen, catching the already cooling balls and documents, and the area of exit from the cafe comes to my back, a frog, 100 cars with coal.

The result.

Accelerating from its 7 km / h, the courier flies into the door on 1 space. Remember the door, right? It is made under the old. Leaving saliva and soap on it, the courier moves to sleeping mode :)

The administrator was punished for this. Because he did not introduce the guard to the collective.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94353
 23.02.2014

I talked to my mom about her birthday and asked for a gift.

I wanted a plan at first. It is very convenient and it is also easy. But then I thought – good tablets are very expensive, and we now have financial problems.
So I told my dad not to give me a tablet, it was very expensive. Better give me an apartment.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №94352
 23.02.2014
Randoman: I sometimes died in a dream, and it was pretty scary and... unpleasant... difficult to describe those feelings. But the dream was more interesting, sadly only remembered the essence. In short, in a dream I was already a field of death, and, I know it strangely, there were people, but they were not people, that is, as if they were already dead, but somehow alive. You can say souls, but they looked like people. No one could talk to anyone. They just stood quietly waiting... waiting for a single computer to be released. And then someone next approached and compiled his "cell". It is like preparing for rebirth. In the cell it was necessary to set up a neural network, the main events something else, short your fate, and who you will be in general (very interesting - the saturation of your life with pleasant events, and unpleasant too, completely depended on your imagination, as if you could even write miracles). But the trick is that the computer is an old one, constantly grumbling and making mistakes that the compilation failed. And then they were offered a choice: try to run the cell or repeat the compilation. But nobody was able to compile without mistakes, and what happened, they started. That’s all I remember...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94351
 23.02.2014
aaa:There is a Samsung vocabulary professional, there is an instruction in English, who can help translate? Around half an hour, the rest will be agreed, you need urgently.

BBB: Post a photo of interested posts.

ccc:Tech translation 1200 rubles / letter in any language center.

ddd: The recording button is red.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94350
 23.02.2014
Here is the address of the person who can solve all your problems: 127.0.0.1.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94349
 23.02.2014
From comments after the biathlon stage:

LR 22 February 2014 at 19:47
Well, the biathletes will shoot the hockeys.)

PKot 22 February 2014 at 19:48
But given the 8 additional bullets will be forced to torture.)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №94348
 23.02.2014
here here :
Strugatsky did not read, I watched the films on them, which were filmed. Lust and boredom. I probably won’t read.
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No, all is right. With this level of logical thinking, it is useless to read them.

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