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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94787
 04.03.2014
We have heard numerous statements by Mr. Lavrov that Russia is ready to strictly defend the rights of its citizens anywhere. Considering such statements, how can we negotiate visa-free regime? Russia has always been very interested in this. But if the resettlement of Russian citizens to other countries represents such a risk, how can we support the idea of a visa-free regime?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94786
 04.03.2014
In other words, the Czech minister noted, it is better not to allow Russian citizens to enter their territory in order to prevent their stay in the country from becoming a reason for Russian invasion.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94785
 04.03.2014
Sometimes mutually exclusive things can be found where they are not.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94784
 04.03.2014
Can you describe it in two words?
I can describe it in two letters.
I understand it =)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94783
 04.03.2014
The bus, the bus. The man speaks on the phone (the interlocutor is not heard):
I’m leaving tomorrow morning. Somewhere for a month.
–...
I am glad that it is warm there. 9 in total.
–...
“No, you don’t understand, for New Urengoy, it’s an awkward weather!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №94782
 04.03.2014
A clear pen:

In the 21st century, it is no longer possible to behave in the style of the 19th century and invade another country under a completely invented pretext.
The words of the U.S. Secretary of State. I wonder, he thought for a moment what he said?
and...
Of course he knows, because they exterminated the Indians in their country until the 21st century, and all that the Americans do in the 21st is the spread and protection of democracy, and here some Russia saves its Russians, generally protected...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94781
 04.03.2014
to this:
today is
You are young, beautiful, educated, successful, wealthy. Passing men accompany
Look at it and act unusual. Marry an old, poor, drunkard.

20 years have passed.
You are not young, not beautiful, not educated, not successful, business broke. Men pass by.
Where are you, the Zack?
__________________
I understand, this is another attempt of the slacker of Jekko?))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94780
 04.03.2014
All people are brothers. They are constantly fighting for their toys.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №94779
 04.03.2014
Khomiaku bought a plastic ball inside which he can walk around the apartment without the risk of being crushed. Looking at how a ball with a hamster is cutting through the apartment inside, I understood the whole secret meaning of the word "scattered".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94778
 04.03.2014
Our president said that the Ukrainian scenario will not pass.
And I totally agree with him. This is not the case when every bastard managed to escape.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94777
 04.03.2014
"The United States may apply unilateral sanctions against Russia".
I agree to ban the delivery of iPhones to Russia.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94776
 04.03.2014
"And don’t forget where your favourite resources lie."

When the servants lie down, they cannot be forgotten.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94775
 04.03.2014
Dear administrators! Do a search to exclude a word from the search, so that you can in the "find" row to enter "China" and all quotes with this word were ignored! So much political rubbish, damn shame!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94774
 04.03.2014
About the film "It’s Hard to Be a God".
Do you know what perfectly characterizes the attitude of Russian directors to the domestic audience, and our cinema in general? A huge standing donkey with a big plan of seconds for 15 in the middle of the film.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94773
 04.03.2014
Ukrainians massively immigrate to Russia, they do it the shortest possible way, through the Polish pass. Orthodoxy was not so.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94772
 04.03.2014
WowVital: Santa Claus is a mathematical model of the origin of gifts under a tree.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94771
 04.03.2014
Yarrl: Today I read in Wikipedia: "The Burning Colosseum is depicted on the Nero program. The reason lies in the tune of the phrase "Neron burning Rome" (Eng. Nero Burning Rome (English) Nero Burning ROM
I am amazed by the names in general English-language... Imagine if we write a defragmentator now and call it “The Asking Peasant Oprichnik” or “Peter the Reformator.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94770
 04.03.2014
News on tut.by : "Atlanta Telecom" increased the limits on unlimited tariffs.
The whole essence of Belarus is one proposal.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94769
 04.03.2014
In the center of Moscow, they violate those who came out to defend the violated Crimeans by Russian troops, who came out to defend the violated Russian-speaking Crimeans, who are violated by the abolition of the law, which was not repealed.

Even in the screenplay of Russian media, this script pulls for an Oscar.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94768
 04.03.2014
I came up with a way to stabilize the ruble and help the Russian economy.
YYY: Let me tell you.
xxx: You need to print a lot of SportsLotto tickets and distribute them to residents of the European Union.
Yyy: What if they don’t take it?
If you don’t take the gas, turn off the gas! :)

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