What can I give you on March 8th?
and Crimea.

Ukraine has appealed to Turkey with the demand not to pass the rebel frigate. The ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Hetman Sagidachny" performed tasks off the shores of Somalia in the framework of NATO's operation to counter piracy "Ocean Shield". After the resignation of the Chief of the General Staff of Ukraine Admiral Yuri Ilhin, the ship under the command of counter-Admiral Andrey Tarasov refused to obey the orders of Kiev, raised the Andrei flag and returned to the Black Sea under it.

Where is the Ukrainian flag on the Ukrainian ship?

XX: And I’ll tell you how to break a girl’s pattern.
YYY: It is curious...
XXX: Belka and I somehow gathered for a visit, she, as always, picked up perfumes for two hours in the room and made a haircut, I had to wait in the hallway, well, in general, everything as always.
X: I decided to take revenge. We worked with her then, remember? Well, I agreed with the boss on my free day to let her come later. A normal guy, I agreed.
In the evening, I stole her phone and quietly switched the alarm at 10:30.
XXXX: The morning: "I was sleeping! Pipe!" and a bunch of matts.
XX: And I always took her to work. She came quickly and I rushed.
XX: And I shut myself in the room and shouted to her from there: “I’m cleaning my shoes! "I’m picking up a suit! " "Oh, and you won’t see which suit is better, this one or this one? " and so on. and etc.
XX: In short, I lost sex for a week. Since then, she has been visiting very quickly.

The holiday in Europe is cancelled for many.

YYY: Something about something? Wear your boots, jump on your armor and ride to Europe

to this:

Harsh Brazilians punished a young criminal caught trying to rob a house...After the robber was reliably tied to his arms and legs, an angry crowd struck him on a antshop. Unhappy with the invasion of their home insects immediately started to bite an uninvited guest.

Comment: When I was a child, I persuaded a boy to sit on a antshop, saying that it was cool and all that. He sat on it for quite a long time – completely voluntarily, unconnected – they bit him, crawled on him. Then he asked, why am I not sitting? I said, I’m a fool, am I sitting on a antscreen? He followed me half a day later with the oak and snatched the ants from himself.

Please don’t compare the cute ants of Russia from the moderate strip and that hell from Brazil in the tropics.

What if you meet someone who will be almost perfect and ready to satisfy all your caprices?
Then I notice that the robotics has taken a great step forward!

Waro: Selling an apartment in Kiev, not expensive
AviKon: I can exchange for a garage rack in Moscow

Comment from the news site:
The West demands from Russia to explain, and on what basis the Russian flag in Ukraine, we answer: first, it is beautiful, then, 2014 is the year of the Russian flag in Ukraine, and third, you will ask a lot of questions and you will be hanged.

We are real only when we love.

If anyone remembers, then in the "aeroflot" in the 80s, such a concept as "landing" was practiced, you have a ticket, but for a month's flight in two or three, because there are no tickets in the near future at all, especially in the season.
And here, when the main registration for the flight has already been completed, the cappuccino-deputate armor is removed, and the registration stand had to work elbows to register for the nearest flight. 5-7, sometimes more, piples on board still entered. One little thing, in the luggage nothing to hand over, and all the pieces had to carry with you to the salon.
Of course, it wasn’t always possible to get on the nearest flight.
Here we, once stuck in Ulan Ude, and for three days without breath, like at work, wheeled twice a day to the airport (two flights) for the "landing"...
In the rest of the time, we wandered around the city and surroundings. And nothing to do went to the Ulan-Udinsk, where my friend looked at the sailing, and he already had a small yacht, a landing parachute, and bought it.
And here is Urianna!! and good luck!! We ‘passed’ on board the plane.
Yes, another thing, the cappuccino-deputate armor meant the then business class with the corresponding neighbors, and in the 154th, these were seats at the table right behind the cockpit.
And here we, such all the insinuated spit on these "deputate" places and try to dissolve our pieces on all available holes, and everything is already occupied, we are the last on board. And it would be nothing, but the backpack with a parachute, well, did not wet anywhere. And the seats are "deputate", and in front of the table sits some, well, a very important local chinush with a serious look.
The plane is going to take off, and we are all messing up, splashing up...
But the backpack with the parachute had to be left on the knees, just no place to move.
And then this "important deer" (do not offend deer farmers) suddenly came down to us, and asked, say, what is there with us, cardinal, that we do not let it out of our hands?
On what Borka, my friend, took and licked, parachuted, and immediately with a serious look, but in a joke asked: - and you what, did not give?!!! to
Further, the picture with oil, the plane takes off, and the conditions in Ulan-Uda are such that they take off there steeply, with a large corner of tangage (soops around). Everyone is stuck, even the flies in the room. My boyfriend and I are sitting unrestful such, we have not yet entered that the comedy begins. And in the "important elephant" begins hysteria, turning into panic - knocking on the button of the boardman's call.
And the conductor does not fit, the plane is taking off tightly.
And the temperature of panic hysteria is rising rapidly.
And to our questions, what happened to him, he does not answer in an important way.
Five minutes later, the most beautiful stewardess, who approached our table, first fell into a complete stupor, from the commanding requirement of the "important deermaker" to immediately also give him a parachute. Pressed by the rust, it was difficult to explain what was happening. Then the entire crew crashed. Then the entire plane crashed.

Graduated Medical Institute:
1st I always have my hands.
2nd I know I’m going to die and I know I can’t change that.
Three I know where the kids actually come from.
4 is There is hardly anything that can make me lose my appetite.
5 is I am very afraid of doctors, especially classmates.

What is your finger size? Here is a gift for you.
The Gift. I would say the ring. As if there could be a different kind of gift on the finger, other than a ring.

Admin and a friend went to the metro at the peak hour.
Thus came the term "coated pair".

Comment on the video on YouTube "Smart advice from a veteran of the special forces of the GRU and the FSB" (Badjuk):
Self-defense without weapons - short and long distances.
And I think he is absolutely right, given the realities of today.

Where will you put your winnings, lucky man?
I will buy gold
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O
To spend where you have not decided yet, and to store in gold reliably, it is not paper. The Metal!
You know that the prices are fluctuating.
WOW: Oh, and the weight of gold from market prices does not fluctuate, and the mass is also like a constant.
UUU: and so far no one has learned to print gold in billions of tons

xxx: here I thought that the word "drone" can be called single guys

On the topic of "good and unheard")

I have one acquaintance. Zadrotsky appearance, acne, scary and badly smelled drizzle. Everyone complains that no one needs him because of his appearance, that everyone rejects him, and he is so wonderful. Attempts to hint that it would be good to work on yourself, go to the gym, etc. - answers that laziness is not going at all - "Let them love me as I am"
By the way, positioning himself as such a good and remarkable, is actually an infantile egoist: he does not think of anyone but his loved one.
What is most funny - he himself pays attention to cute and cared for girls and reacted recklessly about the scary little ones. Where is the logic?
Apparently, such infantile youths really need a mommy who will wash them, dress them and drive them by the pen.)

XXX: You blink in my eyes?
YYY: What else do I have to blink at you?

Who Blin > with 1st day of spring! )
XenonCorp > yes, the cats told me

The best gift is a gift made by your slaves.

KJLAG