You read Yuhanna Borge, Little Lord.

I have a strong temptation to pretend that the connection has been broken, to bow down, and tomorrow is this: of course, read, for whom you take me! It is :)

English language online game:

Where do you get the gold boxes from?
[Okyenen]:Narod a otkyda Golden chest brat'?
Take that spike English.

I was so cowardly in my youth. I was afraid.
Nina – I too! Even with strangers I was afraid to talk – my knees trembled! How did you fight with fear?
I just jumped and jumped with a parachute!!! What about you? )
Gop stop Oleg. Where have you been before with your parachute? and (

Our corridor is a good place!
I am 0_0
Daughter: Well, it’s wide, I’m comfortable when I run.

And here comes a new application, and our team commander doubts. He says, well I can’t take into the team of a man with nick "Pizdjuk Sherstyna"!! to

Cat Bayon, what is it?

]]]: I thought it all when "The Citation Book of Runet" was re-qualified to "The Journal of Contact Publications";
And this is it! The future has arrived!

This is not all:

Market of countries:
I have 20 billion euros, what can you offer?
You are lucky! Today you can take Ukraine for that amount! With all politicians and Mayans, as well as a bonus – Yulia Tymoshenko!

And the discernible whisper from the back of the carefully looking at the lord in the uchanka:"I’t advise".

Kim
Why has there not been a monument to the Isolent anywhere in the world so far?

100 grams on Instagram. I was terrified - immediately on Twitter.

This is:
to this:
I loose 803g, take food and leave. The seller picks up the jaw, the line shakes with laughter."

Tell me, please, ALL Ukrainians say "put" instead of "put"?
Is this a new fashion, illiteracy, or is it really the rule of the Ukrainian language?! to
I want to find out...

In fact, the quote is about Kazakhstan, where did you see Ukraine there?

[14:55:10] Xenia: What size do you think your ass should be
[14:55:21] Sergei: Absolutely a puppy
Sergey: To be beautiful to the eyes and pleasant to touch
[14:57:43] Xenia: This is about the ass you answer immediately

Currently in the court for Bolotny: Material damage 73.000. Biotubes for 28 million. Damage to asphalt.
Moscovites, do you hear what gold are you going for?! to

Title of News:
Do not suck too much: we choose a vacuum cleaner. Part 1: The Classics

Talk to a fellow about teaching:
XXX is shorter
XXX: We remembered his case in a couple.
Xxx: Some guy guessed the crossword
XXX was like this:
XXX: the means of communication of the partisans. Five letters, the third c.
That’s what any normal person would say.
Tagged: ration
XXX: The Bingo
XXX: Somebody else wrote it.
XXX: and the predecessor suggested to guess
xxx: what he wrote
Protect it now.
The one who guesses is the machine.
YYY: But we didn’t have that.
WOW WOW WOW WOW
Tagged: epic
Guess who has the machine.
It is logical that you have it. What word was that?
The word was a man.

to this:
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Now I will solve your problem with your friendzone, and this endless flow will end! Let's go here good guys, I will all set up: 247 261 583
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Are you the mother-in-law of a rebellious female monastery or a soldier?

The E1 Building Forum:
XX: Dear forumans and non-forumans, I propose to compile in this topic interesting and not very stories about how you saved in the process of construction, or design, or operation, well.
YYY: I had a case, I saved, the neighbor brought his armor, went home in the evening, I pulled 8 pieces from him for 11 meters he did not notice anything.
ZZZ: The main thing is that the children do not look like the neighbor, the rest will survive

The Olive. We eat puddles, we talk about fasting soon.
The colleague:
Well, I comfort myself by the fact that strangers can not fast.
Oh well, I can’t stop. But you need to limit yourself and in sexual life.
Another colleague comes in:
I just started my sexual life, and I need to limit myself.
From the kitchen corner:
- Let us consider that we are sex travelers and we do not need to limit ourselves.

Today in the bus, a very colourful grandmother in a carapace hat and with a powerful expression of the face roasted her grandson:
Always bring gloves! I’m not worth it every time I say that.
What the grandson gives (for the entire bus):
Oh yeah of course! You are Freken Bock – it’s all in the courtyard!

By the will of fate I live in Germany and sent once to my wife (who lived in Russia at the time) a package. I put a envelope with a postcard inside. Well, I remembered the Urals and signed on the envelope "Do not open in any case!!!". And inside "oh you are a ugly pig, because it is written no!". And what do you think? A package came to his wife, opened, and there the letter was scattered.

I would give a lot to see the eyes of the customsman at that uncomfortable moment.

1: Imho, it is difficult with one hand to reach the icon of the Windows and to the numbers 1-9. No, not to ride.
You didn’t play in the lineage, baby, you didn’t play.