In Dnipropetrovsk for six hours try to remove the monument to Lenin. There are wounded.

Today I see the news in Kiev:

The cursed Lenin once again reached out and again killed half the population of the European Horde. Russia is to blame.

If there were a monument to Stalin, I would have killed everyone.

The bullshit, the instrument of the proletariat, has not changed. It is quite possible to expect in Moscow to refuse to mount the pavements with tiles and return to asphalting. The asphalt is hard to break into pieces, and the killing power of it is terrible."

Again, our deer is breeding, so wait for reports about the benefits and profitability of asphalt compared to tiles.

Democracy on the ship is called rebellion.

While there is a tireless struggle between the “Nutupi” and the “Watniks”, a simple American man brought Russia up to JVA of gold in the snowdowns (the first gold in history). Love is stronger than politics :)

The neighbors are uncomfortable.
There the family lives, and I seem to coexist with them, I hear every sneezing, coughing and other intimate details. Reality show and audio.
And behind the wall, where my bed is, is the bedroom, a 14-year-old boy. Sometimes I cried and talked on the phone.
I: And behind the wall a teenager during puberty. What shit he’s listening to. very loudly. This is called Russian rap.
Teenager behind the wall: What would you understand!
I’m sorry...
Since then, we’ve been smiling each other every day "could it be quieter?"—because I’m calling Trophy out loud—to stifle family life, and the teenager is rap. Whether I get used to it or I don’t know. We have never seen each other, but we do not like each other. The movie decided to reconsider. has included. The voice of the translator: "The Sixth Sense".
He is a ghost!!! to
I’m burning in hell!! to
(Snowledge of Snow)

Sales women lower the price of all non-sold.

My friend moved into a new apartment in the same new house. The apartment, think, a concrete box - nothing at all. I found through friends a good repairman (in all hands of the master), and he took up the business. Everything from water to tapestry.
When the last day arrived (it was already a stunning, shining apartment), and Uncle Petya (Sasha, Vanya, Dima) already got the fee, and gathered home, my friend asks him: "Do you want... e-e-e... that... to mark the case?" He loudly and, somewhat sadly, breathed, and whispered, "No, sorry, I can't - I have not been drinking for ten years," "What is it?“My friend wondered. He breathed up again and said, “You understand, some time ago we and friends sat down to celebrate the New Year. Long before the beginning. Furthermore, I don't remember much - I only remember that we went for the supplement all the time... And here, we go out for a dose. Something made me look at whether the air was something else, whether the sounds, the devil knows. Looked around. And around the grass grows green, the sun shines, the laurel with the spring... the leaves disappear. And we are standing in thistles... When it was over, we were so crazy that no one has been drinking since then.

We need our hockey players to be shot by Russian biathletes. Like a punishment. Everyone will stay alive.

The ring and stamp in the passport are needed so that in case of separation, we do not stay on the street, but divide the joint property in half. Here, a friend's husband (already a former) drove her out of the apartment bought for the common money. Then they came and put him in a loaf. :)
And don’t joke that a man earns for everything, not everyone does.

To this...
Chok: "Goodly packed in hoffrotar"
It became scary. New foreign words.
Over: "Songs by Sophia Vhofrotaru"
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Drunk today with the men "Vgofrotar"

I press the cat, in an attack of humility, turning to the cat, shout:
Why do I love you so much, my asshole?! to
Because I am not imitating. - My boyfriend gives with applomb, distracting himself for a second from the comp.
You will not argue...)

Imagine, our male biathletes took the gold in the squad!
WOW: You are what? Probably these wrong-handed partisans were fired from the Germans. Do you know who is in second place?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
WOW: Well who?
Yes the Germans!! to

Obama challenged two boxes of beer to the Canadian prime minister. They argued whose hockey teams would win. Canadian national teams, male and female, made Americans in matches. Two boxes from here.
YYY : Oh Not only does America have a $15 trillion public debt, but there are also two beer boxes on top.
Yyy: Obama will have to declare default.

The Western Bicycles. A resident of a German town (20 thousand inhabitants) last year told me in secret - why they cling big. It turns out, the Germans have this type of belief: as soon as the Russians or Poles appear in the city - climb big, do not leave things in the basket and start using unnecessary previously car signaling. Yes, it was a shame to hear this, but the truth is nowhere to go - for the second month of our group's stay there was a TV, a bunch of auto parts and a car from a supermarket. And the Poles often wandered home, having in the trunk four pieces of stock - different firms and calibers. Well, in major cities, the role of such a thief’s scare is performed by Arabs, Turks and, strangely enough, Gypsies :)

16 year old son, looking for a job in advertising, ask for work experience.
- Ownership of office glue at a professional level, knowledge of standard entry codes and good physical health to escape from a grateful audience? and :)

Lav: Fourteen times the customer returns the layout with the indication of defects.
Lav: I quote his comment about the final option: “Do what you want, just get rid of me!”

We go out with a friend on the street (after a week around zero -15), there is a dialogue
The warmest things are made of fur.
I: Well, millions of years of evolution and all that, if artificial things were warmer, nature would have thought about it before.
A synthetic rabbit?

I had one fellow at the institute. An ordinary guy, 19 years old, a future operator, not ugly at all, with a sense of humor, with ambitions. Once he started complaining about my life, the keywords are the same: girls, friends, good, don’t give, alpha. I tried to notice him as tactically as possible, that, say, it would be good to stop the nails to bite, start to wash every day, use a deodorant, brush your teeth more often, revise the closet in part. Arguments to the fact that the manicure is therapeutic and nobody makes it paint, black spots can only be removed from a cosmetologist, and to lubricate your hands with a hand cream is normal, caused hysteria. The final phrase was "And in general, the main thing is that I am kind and caring, the appearance is not important at all".
This is all I need... boys, if you want girls to fall in love with you, then start watching for yourself. In everything, starting with the smell from the mouth and from the ankles and ending with walking and posture.

A good deed is not a pity:
Belarusian chat, discussing news about the limit of 120 euros will not be cancelled.
xxx: Hi people, who knows if there are any stickers that are well visible on the X-rays?
YYY: Why are you?
I went to a friend in another city. I want to send myself a letter, and inside the "postcard" with the inscription, "Customs d@vn0", so that the X-ray scanner is visible. and send it.


Man, tell them to cut off the inscription from the foil. It will be 146%.

From one news site:

The baby’s chair, according to Spanish scientists, is a unique source of probiotics that enhance gut health. In this regard, experts believe that sausages containing extracts from baby stools can become a healthy food and another way to get "beneficial bacteria". It’s up to us to choose: do you eat a sausage containing bacteria from a child’s gut or not?

Do they want to teach us to eat shit?