Life is full of cruelty.
You will cry over fate.
The only news -
Parade and Morocco.
The Black, 1908

My 5 kopecks in a joke about bicycles, upbringing and thanks to parents.

Prehistory: were filled, dressed, dressed, with bicycles and many other strings
The story is like this - since the very early childhood, every day I hear a very direct and concrete text from my mother that I am a stupid nonsense shit. It’s just that, it’s shit, nothing worth it and nothing unable to do in life. From birth and throughout life. Except for one thing: if I will listen in everything to a wise mommy with a rich life experience, then she will be able to guide me on the path of the truth.I was not allowed to do anything, criticised every breath in the wrong direction and the unapproved desire from above was ruthlessly crushed, just for the fact that I am shit. It was established a priori, and my self-esteem was stifled in the embryo.

I was lucky, it didn’t break me, I met good friends, wonderful teachers, and a loved one who helped overcome my complexes, returned me confidence in myself, and in the fact that I am a smart, talented, beautiful young girl who can everything she wants.
And now I have grown up, I have become conscious enough of myself, and I no longer allow my mother to ruin my life and play off my complexes.

R. S. All the parental love and misery went to my older brother, and I got only complaints, and now they try to bring all the responsibilities for caring for aging parents on me.

For security reasons in the United States: I advise everyone to come to the suburbs of Detroit. Believe me, our gunners and bandits will appear to you the sweetest people after a couple of hours of evening walk through black areas, where even children walk with guns and guns in their teeth.

I sit at the veterinarian, next to my grandmother with a cat and a man with crows. The grandmother looked at the crows, looked at them and asked: are you having cats or dogs? :D

... so, one boy, a second-grade, gave Ilka his two-wheeled grand, to learn to ride. The grandmother of the boy immediately ordered me to remove your child from our grandmother, for we do not allow strangers to ride on it. I couldn’t stand it and, appealing to the supposed owner, said – Kolya, forgive me, Ilya thought it was your bike, and he was your grandmother...

Kolya, with a mixture of outrage and outrage, turned to his grandmother. Grandma just spoke to me: "Not a mother, but a real creature!" - after which Colya himself told his grandmother that she turned out to be evil, and he didn't know...

You are parasitic!
You wanted to say "surprising". I am such.
and no. You are paranoid. From the word "parasite".

Oh well, they went straight:

Mercantile who:

The Lady:
I live alone with a child for a few years. Everything in the apartment started to break down.
What wording should I use for acquainted men to repair the computer / pin the nail, etc. To be understood correctly? I am afraid they don’t understand me (

Question: " 500 to 1000 rubles. Is it enough?" And it is better to call sanitary technicians / electricians, etc., if the acquaintances should do for free, do they do nothing more? Or then they are friendly to cook a pot of soup and wash the floor?

To help a single woman for you requires motivation of 500-1000 rubles? Are you serious? Just help, just set aside the evening, come and do what happens. I am sure she will be extremely grateful to you and will surely feed you with borsch and chickens. Without any subtitles. Learn to help people, they say, is very useful for karma.
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And even more grateful will be the wife, when her husband allocates a whole evening for another single... and then you say that the nail was stabbed, not the dude inserted...

by
I hear how good, cute and
Understanding and the girl with me
Luckily...
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I thought I was such a loser.
and so on.
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I will tell you a terrible secret, gentlemen. Most girls were brought up in childhood, and girls were brought up slightly differently than boys. They are much more thoroughly taught that offending people is not good and embarrassing, that you need to be caring and compassionate. As a result, rejecting a fan, no matter what he is, rarely anyone will dare to put forward all their reasons for rejection, rather - with a sense of subconscious guilt will try, as possible, to comfort and encourage. To emphasize that the problem is not that a person is something bad there, if it is not for her.
So, forgive me, this is nonsense about "love goats, and good guys are ignored". The widespread stupidity of people who do not want to admit that the fact that the couple failed may not be the fault of anyone. Roughly speaking, a pair of gloves needs a second gloves, not boots, not shoes or socks. It is not a question - a good gloves or bad, expensive or cheap, old or new - because a pair of boots it will not fit anyway.

"Well, there is a diploma on the tower,
There are rights, there is a soldier, there is a house.
There is work, there is a car. remained
The final quest is to find a girl :( "
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No guy, this quest begins a new epic chain of adventures ;)

I wanted to find the teaching staff of TUMGU. Googling is for teachers.
Third reference - Teachers of the TUMGU shot the rivals. I want to shake the hand of a comrade who so called the news of some sports shootings.

Good, smart, and often beautiful girls in number can be found in volunteer groups of all kinds of help.

XH: Well, I need to draw sketches with somebody to fill my hand and develop a eyeliner.
The museum has not yet been decided.
Are you studying art?
HH: Not yet yet.
WOW: Are you going to do something?
HH: I would like to. And you?
I am a programmer)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Drawing a drawing? Why exactly?)
Usually they don’t move :D

Driver of the store:

Did you find a guitar box?
Yes, I found it, it is not there!

NochieL: Any cake is twice as delicious if eaten at four o’clock in the morning, with your hands standing in your pants in front of the open refrigerator.

Why did you come to work so early?
He fell from the bed. and ;-)

I assumed that we would try to ruin the Olympics, but in such a way as Ukraine...

Take up arms.
My child is 7 years old, 1 class. Early year expectation.
at a certain time, on the phone of the child, whispering, a contact is made with the name "Father Christmas". (The phone number of your friend) The text is discussed in advance. And now comes the moment of the "unexpected" call...
First, the child sticks into the phone and tries to understand who is calling, then he will respond and understand that his eyes and knowledge of letters have not failed him. A short greeting, wishes and so on. The Santa says that he has already come to him, but he did not find and therefore left the gift in a certain place, where the child, of course, finds it. while the child is doing the gift - we wipe the call and contact from the phone.
Do not forget to bring a camera or camera. The head is guaranteed.

Friends were talking:

X: Would you kill and rape? Are you sure what is in order?
Y : Of course! I am not a shit rapist. I am a noble necrophile.

D: Well I’ll go to the audience.
I: With God
D: On the physics ah x))))
I:Tada with Newton

and demanding:

In modern interpretations of classics, I am most stressed by two things. When Carmen is played by a 16-year-old girl and when Conchita is played by a 40-year-old grandmother.

To remind yourself that all theatrical art is on condition, go to the Japanese Kabuki Theatre. After him, Carmen C. Conchita will appear to be relatives.