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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №93287
 31.01.2014
here here :

News "Swedish Sports Minister Lena Adelson Lileworth has announced that it is boycotting the Olympics in Sochi."

I’t go anywhere from Sweden either.

I would not go to Russia with such a name, too. ;D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93286
 31.01.2014
xxx: We have some botanists on top...they have something on the window that grows, and a very bright light always burns over this "something". They were here at three in the night "Hands up" The chairs were moving, what was falling or somebody))) We were roasting that hemp had ripened (rofl)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93285
 31.01.2014
Warning from the information security service: "If you were sent a link to download the song of Stas Mikhailov, do not open it, there is a link to download the song of Stas Mikhailov!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №93284
 31.01.2014
I like the gnomic diet.
Drink beer and eat meat.
Or orca - drink vodka, eat pimples))


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93283
 31.01.2014
nzeemin: A friend who worked at the time in a small local provider told me.
Nzeemin: The outbreak, comes to place.
Nzeemin: The roof, teenagers smoke optical fiber.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №93282
 31.01.2014
From the world of fashion.
How to make a dress from a tie and two robes?
The coat is too much. Two ropes are enough.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93281
 31.01.2014
The working principle of CD/DVD discs:
XXX is:
But how does he remember that information?
The disk consists of small memory cells.
Or what’s going on on the plate?

YYY :
Yes, almost like a recording.
Only the laser "burns" tracks
When the laser lights on this path.
by reflection he understands the information

XXX is:
How does he survive her?
Is there a fingerprint?
The image is reduced?? to
Or how?

Caroche, the disk is just smart and just remembered it all...
He just has a good memory, and the size of his memory depends on the inscription on it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93280
 31.01.2014
Filed to: "Freezer"

Robert Sander, an ordinary mechanic, lost consciousness on his birthday and woke up in the freezer. The appearing Russian bandits start accusing him of stealing $8 million. In order for Robert to give the money faster, the bandits begin to torture him with cold.

The commentary:

The Russians would not be tortured by the cold. For Russians, the cold is normal.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93279
 31.01.2014
I have become exhausted today. I walked through the street and saw people coming in to meet me close their eyes and turn away, not wanting to look at me. Maybe because of the fact that I was a fool, or maybe because of the fact that the snow was going and a strong blow in my back.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93278
 31.01.2014
Xh: decided to go here to the universe to the first couple
I go to the audience, there is no one.
XHHH: Only the prede in the corner with the book is sitting
thx: "Lectures read"

This is FIGN. In the Military College, lecturers tell themselves about lectures if no one came for a couple. In an empty audience.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93277
 31.01.2014

X: How do we go home?

YY: It’s too early to talk about it.
The sun is still high

xx: the phrase working black sounds pretty convincing))

The main thing is tactical.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №93276
 31.01.2014
Iren: to the subject of Baptism
Iren: When we last saw Sergei Ivanovich, he was very cheerful and cheerful, and everyone boasted that he would go swim at night, and was incredibly and childishly happy because of this event.
The next day he went to the hospital.
Irene: for two weeks

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №93275
 31.01.2014
Miscolin: Cho has the tea there with Pablo again
He called me today.
Mycology: Rust
Argentina: I'm thinking about divorce
Argentina: You know, this debboeb was looking for a job
Argentina: I once again listed him with suitable vacancies
Argentina: Including one of the offices where I work
Argentina: Well, they were wrong there, they wrote, they said, they need a man with flesh knowledge instead of flash
Argentina: Baian Baiansky, Pacha found a job vacancy earlier, decided to go for an interview
Argentina: Fool, you should have suspected something when he gathered there with a clever moustache
Argentina: And I still called there, I say, today my will come to you for an interview
Miscellaneously well
Argentina: What is it? When I was called from there and said, “Mariana, take your maniac out of here,” I wandered.
Argentina: He came there in a meat fork and with a teasco
Argentina: and an hour with a stealthy voice told about the subtleties of the work of a pathologist
Argentina: Knowledge of Flesh, Crazy
Argentina: Pudge of Heroes, Fucks
Argentina: They look at me with such pity now at work
Argentina: They think I’m married to a bulldozer

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93274
 31.01.2014
Nedotyopa: Whatever you say, the spirit is primary over matter.
Old Fellowship: Give it a point.
The definition of what is "spirit". I have seen 2 personally.
The subject of this word: one young man,
Always hungry and dreaming of Dembel.
stinking, bearded, armed and dreaming of you
to cut. Both are very material.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93273
 31.01.2014
The worst guarantee is given by the guarantors of the Constitution.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №93272
 31.01.2014
The eight-year-old son of my friends plays Go. If you don’t know, this is an ancient Chinese game. On it, as in chess, regularly organized tournaments with all attributes: places, grades, etc. Children are often rewarded, and they have been rewarded. Diploma for 2 places in the children's city competitions in Go.

And also the son of my acquaintances is studying in a good high school on Vasilyevsky Island. In this gymnasium there is a tradition - at the end of the academic year on the final line children are awarded for different merits with diplomas from the school. For this purpose, parents are asked to bring all their diplomas received outside of the school. in circles, sections, etc. Everyone is rewarded for the same from school. My friends also took my son’s diploma to school.

Then came the final call and the final ambulance. The father of the family comes home after work, and the son welcomes him with joyful cries: "Daddy, Daddy! I took second place in the city's civil defense competition! Please tell me what it is!”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №93271
 31.01.2014
Fund of material support for officials who failed to participate in corruption in preparation for the 2014 Olympics.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93270
 31.01.2014
Once I went with my wife, I tell her about the work, how to carry out the plans, what we will live for, if I am overwhelmed, she sneezes like this, pretends to have thought about it and after a minute break asks the question:
Have you ever been electric?
Fuck...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93269
 31.01.2014
From the correspondence in "Aske":
xxx:...I conduct 2 journals recording journals, in which 235 journals are registered under 938 inventory numbers.

And you are "a bag with bags, a bag with bags"...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №93268
 31.01.2014
Quote: "Tanya: Sitting in the car. The child asks, “Why don’t we go?” I say it’s cold outdoors, we’re heating the car. And then the child says: What is the ass?and "

I should have gotten a car!

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