[16:40:31] Inna: Statistics: Men have sex 1.5 times more often than women.
The question is with whom? 😉
[16:43:53] Anastasia : statistics: men are 1.5 times more ingenious than women

I never understood the lighthouse from the hidden number.
ууу: This is actually an invitation to "The Battle of Ecstasy"

XXX is fucking! The Nokia 3310. Nothing better was invented.
YYY: How is it?
Is it Google Nexus?
xxx: can they crack nuts, hit nails, beat knives, shoot down planes and destroy enemy tanks?
YYYY: Yes
This is Google Nexus.
YYY: there is a combat laser
yyy: which satellites in years
yyy: intercepts the control of combat drones and prevents them from cracking nuts
XXX is fucking
XXX: Give me two
XXX: and 3310 on delivery

How I want to come back,
Oh how I want to break into...the office!
There are three cabinets in this room.
A lot of work and lunch. and ;)

In the hotel there is even a tooth set and a brush. And shoes, white and a shirt that they can buy for 3800 if you like
YYY: and if you like it very much, then drop it.

I had to witness an accident somehow: in front of our eyes a new Avensis flew into the square. They ran to the car, there are no drivers, the frontal whole, the passenger with a broken body sits attached, well, clearly drunk. I ask where is the driver? The answer bended me in half: I said, I was driving alone. One one!

Good morning is when you wake up before you get up.

In the entire galaxy, there is only one unresolved question: Why was Captain Green red?

by Habr
The project takes as much time as it needs. Cut the deadline in half - and you will get a packed project and code filled with coffins. Working with a hard shortage of time is a bad habit.

I heard a compliment to her today:
You’re pretty, you don’t even have to drink.
O_O

What is sex for you?
and sex? For me? Is there??? Where is???! to

This cat fell from the 10th floor and nothing. A bit of myself.
YYY: Have you swimming in the fountains since August 1?

Dialogue from the Construction Forum:
A: I have a cottage of 700 square meters. I want to make a central vacuum cleaner with my own hands, from sewer plastic pipes, to carry only the suction pipe from the socket to the socket... Your opinion, gentlemen?
B: There’s really enough subtleties here. Ordinary sewer pipes. How do you deal with the fact that all the dust absorbed into the socket through the hose will not reach the vacuum cleaner, but will be magnetized by static electricity to the inner surface of your pipe?
A: Well, we start with the fact that in the ordinary vacuum cleaner tube accumulates a lot of dust too, and when it accumulates a sufficient amount in the pipe, sooner or later it will go into the vacuum cleaner, and finally when using the above vacuum cleaner you can just regularly arrange cleaning the pipes, say just dry the water with anti-static through the longest pipe, and all. The dust allows it. Well, or just a hamster suitable in diameter in the pipe to push as a spark and the vacuum cleaner to turn on, just think of this will make him worse, although the "Animal Planets" showed the vacuum cleaner for the vacuum cleaners, as if nothing was alive afterwards.

When the meteorite felt in the Chelyabinsk region, the news flew around the world. My German colleagues approached me and asked: “Have you heard what happened to you there in Russia?”

The second question was always this.

And what, is it true that almost every car owner in Russia has a video recorder? Does he really record everything? And why?

From Inscher magazine.

What is "50 Shades of Grey"?
The weather in Peter.
- A "50 shades darker"?
Peter's weather in the winter.

Asked Yandex to suggest the road from work to the shopping center - 40 minutes. Then put " with consideration of the block". Yandex thought a little and suggested to walk.

Panda: Most of all I don’t like when the opponent doesn’t play chess as I planned

Normal education is difficult to get. In the question of understanding this is difficult, and in how the states have grown,and in how the price of electricity is formed. And in the fact that in the east of Russia there is a surplus of generation, at the expense of hydropower plants on the Siberian rivers, in regions where neither population nor industry.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Well, and explain to me, the poorly educated, why do we have a surplus of generation on DV, and at the same time I pay for electricity not only more Chinese, but also more Moscovites?? to

Some bananas humiliate my dignity.

A new shit? 😉
The Cultural:
this
to this

<<...yesterday noticed that the cat by the command: "crab!!!" automatically cancels the last movement in space...>>

I have all the dogs and cats know this team very well)))

I am not married in the family.
= the =
Where are you, you are such a shit? Do you ever really get bored?
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Believe it or not, I’m upset, but my wife hasn’t heard of me. I’ve been married for 3.5 years, 5 years.
And yes, I talk to her and sometimes even argue))) And I am not dumb and she is not deaf. I am not a member of the sect.)
I just believe that these are not the words that a loved and loving person should hear. All of.
Bayko