For the first time in the history of a newborn Canadian girl, three parents have been officially registered in the birth certificate. The new legislation allows up to four persons to register as parents of a child.

This is shit, friends.

I got plastic windows today!! The workers took them into the apartment and placed them in the hall near the wall. They said they would come in the afternoon.

From July 1, 2014, it will be prohibited to manufacture, sell and import swing trousers to Russia.
<Trollface> Why?
<Trollface> and without cowards can not?
<Spi> without a coward?
<Spi> without the cowards!? to
<Spi> is a coward!
<Trollface> And the Demon Pants

LittleSlivo: to protect
LittleSlivo: I sit in a cafe with a friend
LittleSlivo: we made 2 cappuccino in honor of the holiday on February 14 at the expense of the institution
LittleSlivo: I don’t think you understood me so :D

Something is wrong with your head lately – eating too much.

While in the North African Theatre of Action of World War II, German tankers have established a tradition of moving heaps of camel debris for happiness. Seeing this, the Allies made anti-tank mines masqueraded under these mobs.
After some of them worked, and German tanks exploded on them, enemy tankers began to carefully avoid the untouched rubble.
Then the Allies made some improvements to such mines: they began to be manufactured with traces of the tanks that had already moved them.

Two men cried out:
My wife suffers from alcoholism.
What, is he drinking?
and no. I drink. And she suffers.

If there is a field called sex (a purely biological value), then the sexes are yes, only two are male and female. But if there was a gender field, then, as it is correctly noted, there are variants.
It is...
The Egyptian enters the states, fills out a questionnaire at the entrance, he is asked:
and sex?
5-6 times a day
I mean male, female?
Male, female, sometimes - camel

This is before sexual puberty.
A virgin, but still a virgin.
The girl
A woman is no longer a virgin, but a woman.
And they say, becoming a woman means losing her.
and virginity)
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Do you want the girls to clarify this point before talking?

These two bugs:
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Help me find the movie:
The plot is like this: a drunk man is not in his apartment, the hostess of a cute blonde is first angry, but then they have a reluctant relationship. She has another old boyfriend.

I watched a few times very drunk before the New Year and so I can’t remember anything more. Can you tell me the name or how did it end?
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Can you tell me about a film from the 1990s?
I only remember how a few men question a beautiful grandmother who sits in front of them on a chair, throwing her foot for her foot.
And then at some point she moves her leg, and you can see such an enormous hairy p*dish.
What kind of film?
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It is the same movie. It is called "Let's Go Out of the Resource GOVNO-TROLL"

Actress Brittany Snow’s father is named John Snow.
WOW: And he knows nothing?

This is what I noticed: If our athlete appears in advertising, he definitely loses!

When we talked about castles made of sofa pillows and tanks made of wooden boxes, we remembered a summer in the village. In 2000, girls aged 8-11 years of age played in the royal court and magic, using bricks prepared for the decoration of a house. Not dragging far, they built the wall of the throne hall in natural size. And I also pulled out to us and my girlfriend two halves of scattered bricks, painted their mouths and ears on them and proclaimed them our dogs. We fed them, washed them, built a booth and walked on a rope. There are two small ones, bricks trailing along the asphalt and talking to them.

And then we decided to become sealormons, and I took on the stroke training, making a scare and teaching the girls to chew him with his legs and scary verbal formulations.

I remember shaking. XD Happy childhood!

XXX: And by the way, you don't know which pills he is unwanted child
YYY: by EM How long has passed?
XXX: The Week
YYY: short
Take three fingers.
YYY: large, indicative and medium
YYY: Connecting
XXX and the Crusader.
YYY: How guessing you are

I agree :

I want to upset you guys. You have a good boss ;)
Sochi has nothing to do with it.
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You guys will be mocked how often we in Russia "help the Olympics". and other examples. Even in the state structures there are double accounting offices, and in the "clean" employees are indicated, who have never been, but they get salaries properly, and their work is weighed by the addition to real employees and explain that there is a lot of work, and nobody goes. Have you ever received money for participating in Saturday holidays, at least as ordinary citizens? But the money for cleaning is spent and not small. Well, if the inventory is given. And so people are driven out to the streets, they are called to conscience, they are used. administrative resource, and the money itself is written out in the pockets, while they may not repair trottoirs, stops, lights, etc. for years. Private people also have us "burn": they take people for "test periods" for poor salaries for months so two, and then they say that "You have not passed" and recruit new "interns". As long as we look at how to fill our own pocket, rather than how I and my children will live here, we will have a lot of serious consequent problems. Let’s turn a little head, not for somebody, but for ourselves first.

Normal parents are simply obliged to do so that the child does not feel worse than others!

My sister and I were all jealous. We had the most fun holidays, the best competitions and costumes for the New Year and Birthdays, family table games in the evenings, nightmares, pirate parties at the fire, we knew most of all the puzzles and spells, and even built a real house on a tree with our parents. We were envious even of those who had branded jeans and the first in the area video magnetophone. But the crude piece of us, I remember, did not worry.

Helping the suffering:
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I hate this "You can't delete the file, the file is occupied". What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? Does the fifth division solve the equation?
and----
Under the screw there is a wonderful Unlocker program - it adds to the context menu (right-click on any file) to find out what "work", or rather what process or application it is currently operating, after which the third click "remove" the file from the process.

The program is small and free.

Use with caution.

I say to my wife:
Today I had another dream with your participation.
My life with you is your life, my dear.

X: I should have put it somewhere.
YYY: You will have a very sad family life with such a motto...

In this difficult time, some people can be loved just because they don’t post food on Instagram.