We work in a photography store. Who doesn’t know, these are curtains with very realistic pictures printed on them. A male client (a rare guest in a curtain store) has long considered a curtain with printed chairs of real sizes. Then he commented (I pass it literally):"Figny, these are your photoshoots! Here I came "weary" I sit in a chair and... shake my head about the battery!"

Head of department: Vova respond to the application xxx - "The desk is not mine, there are no programs"
Vova: moved to another computer, did not take a desk with me, what can I help?

My grandmother doesn't understand English at all, it ruined my whole impression (((
WOW: How is it?
I got to read a book about Star Wars in English.
The grandmother looked into the monitor and said, “Skušalker... Do you read about Jews?”
Which kind of scarf? 😉
Skywalker is crazy!! The problem is that I am losing this name only as a Scushalker and can read T_T.

You are a girl. I have to speak gently.
of Nihua.

She: I left all the foods there on the borst, you just cook and sing, okay?
he: no matter what to say "I left all the details of the bicycle there, you just gather and come!")))

Vaily, February 13, 2014 at 18:51 #

Habr is a cake. Not on every resource the news about the Lunohod rolls into the discussion, who and how eats the peelmen.

How did you get to get out before what pregnant girls call, categories "girl" and "woman" have long been defined not by the presence of a virgin pleura.the language is not static, many concepts with time change their meaning.if you look into history, then you wonder how many obvious for you now meanings before were a little different.

I appeal to everyone who writes on the forum about some problem, describes it in detail, and then writes "all, decided by himself, you can close" and remove ignoring requests to describe the solution to the problem - you are wise!

This is:

I hate this "You can't delete the file, the file is occupied". What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? Does the fifth division solve the equation?

The toilet also does not build anything and does not solve, but it is often busy)))

The Turkish figurant demonstrated to the spectators five carpets, three shovels and a leather jacket.

to this:
to this:
God created the world in 7 days, and you are going to write one unfortunate report for 2 weeks.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY 6 days of development, 1 weekend and 4.5 billion. years of debugging.
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And then made a backup (Noah's ark) and removed the entire system of naher)))
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The hollow backpack was - the unicorns were extinct.

On the website of a large wheelchair store, review about the wheelchair(!) for 83 (!) Thousands of.
Advantages: Excellent, warm, well washed. The ladder is overcome very easily.
Disadvantages: A weak scratch is heard when riding across the crossed terrain.
Selling or exchanging for a VAZ 2110 not older than 2000 years.

James_kot: What do I think about the situation with Plushchenko? The man with a back pain was unable to leave in time. The outcome is an epic file for all of Russia.
James_kot: An alarming analogy, do you know...

A beautiful phrase said by a woman on Valentine’s Day on the bus: “Damn, your flowers, bought for my money?“!”

Comments to the photo: "One time a year go where you have never been".
I went to the military for a year 7 months ago, I still regret it.

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Odmin... It is time to break the branches and organize the usual forum... All office hamsters are here.

PiligrimPyp: Progress is fucking! >_< I go past the garages, on one of them a QR-code is drawn MELLOM, which is little of what was considered my phone, and the word is encoded in it - "HUY"

Pinguins are smarter than humans. Have you ever seen a penguin paying for university education for five years in order to do a different job?
You didn’t see it, and he paid.

Hi my dear friend! With you the Evil Psychiatrist, and today I will tell you how to calculate hysteria in the early stages and not turn your life into an illogical hell. Each of them is characterized by a ‘tragic hyperbole’, that is, a tendency to verbally exaggerate its ‘suffering’. Template phrases: "wildly painful", "monstrously offensive", "intolerably cold", "extremely lonely", "terrible injustice" and other variations on the topic. If you hear this from the lady all the time - run, bro.

And, according to a long-forgotten tradition, a bearded joke about missed opportunities:
Father, daughter and son caught a goldfish.
You have three wishes.
I want to eat!
Father: In the PI!! to
My daughter: Aaa! Eating from PI!! to

Today I went to the clinic with my daughter (1,5 years old). Polio vaccine – drops in the mouth.
The doctor looked at me, filled out the card, picked up the drug and said, "And now take the baby as you breastfeed him."

It would be okay, but I am a father.