I will add:

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to this:

"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Stonehenge is like a calendar. Can you imagine what they had with the clock?"

Cuckoo, you must assume, still lives in Loch Ness.
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And once in a hundred years with the voice of the Jigourda says: "ku-ku, bleaa - vektaki-to"

After five years of free swimming, a friend strikes a cliff to a girl he once lived with, but separated. She has been struggling long and persistently, and I have to say that for the first time he has been struggling with her for six months. Published today:
"Yes, I’m already a second term on her friend zone!"

This is:
And you think how good it is that your wife is with your friends. Then comes a man and says, “Well, you are a bad guy.

You are really bad.
Do not trust a friend or wife. Believe in the Left. The young man.

Do not be surprised later.

...
Who are the diopters?
yyy: this currency is... in the country of Myopia

From Habr:
Your website in Opera 12 does not work.
Well, okay, we only have 2% of visitors with Opera 12.
Or maybe you only have two percent because your website doesn’t work in it?! to

XHHH: I found a flick that I wanted to read for a long time. The comic. About the Superman. Superman type landed in the USSR and was raised in the spirit of communism.
HH: Funny, by the way, I read with pleasure. Comics can really be read.
XHH: Only one thing bothered me: there are a lot of pictures.

xxx: Crevedko, Ulitko...But here at our university computer science is assistant Katko :D

to this:

Man missing in N-sk was found dead
The missing woman in N-sk was found drunk
Missing on January 29 in New Urengoy, an 11-year-old boy was found by a long-distance driver
The question. How did an 11-year-old boy become a long-haul driver?

Like the drunk and dead found those man and woman in N-sk

I sit in the dining room. Here the guy enters the main hall, inspects. Suddenly his phone rings:
Masha, I have 3% of the battery left, and you call me to say you don’t want to talk to me, baby!! to

Deuce: In honor of 23 February, Russians are given a two-day rest - 22 and 23 February (Saturday and Sunday).
The Day of Defender of the Fatherland falls on Sunday and another non-working day was to be added to the weekend, but the Ministry of Labour postponed it to November 3, 2014.
Danila: Well here (
Deuce: until November
Deuce: That then not next year at all?
Deuce: Hole there, for 30 decades
Danila: I don’t work in Minneapolis
Deuce: no one works there - it's Minitourism

xxx: Call such, ask "you will soon?", I am "ah, I am going to go out", I answer "oh, don’t need to be so soon, approach three".
XXX: I was sleeping.
YYY: I thought so :D

Miracles of Copywriting:
The video of the opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympics, posted on YouTube and presented on the official website, was blocked by the International Olympic Committee.

I have the right! Today is Saturday!
NN: You are not a Jew!
On Saturdays is a Jew.

The opening ceremony of the Olympics:
The flying steam car hit not only the national teams of the Netherlands and Jamaica.

I built temples and stadiums in the first civilization so that there would be no riots in the city.
I wonder why the Olympics...

Operation is going. The surgeon only opens the stomach, the light is turned off. In total darkness, an anesthesiologist’s voice: “The mafia is waking up...”

Beats, beats on the rear seat, mints are tapped, trouble. And I’m driving a ‘Mask’ – a quivaldo from a tractor, not what’s minted, the brother is squeezing.

Sister(C) and Brother(B) discuss making work in the garden by February 23

C: Let’s make surikens from paper.
B: We are not preparing for Ninja Day, but for Defender of the Fatherland Day.

The scream of the soul.

People!! The people!!! to
You know this proverb - "Do not spit in the well - it will be useful to drink the water itself." Surely you know! Why do you so carefully produce shit in your life?

Not one ring burned at the opening of the Olympics. The whole internet is filled with these messages. Is that all you could see at the two-hour opening? A brilliant light show, a ballet production, 40 thousand light medallions, a collection in telogreeks and more! And all that your intelligence had enough was the mistake of synchronizing the illumination of the Olympic rings? Are you really so poor?

Don’t go into the country you live in!!! You will die in your feces like yeast in alcohol!

XHHH: I cry XD))) Zina came from the boss, she tells me that he is not happy :D
Why the smiley? I don’t understand the prize.
You know his favourite "Herr Morzow"?
I know :(
xxx: zina cultural plus we recently))) says confusedly so "you boss asked to communicate that you are a BOB member or something like that..."