They want to deprive us of the free internet, and we will take away their expensive cars, the right to drive with flashbacks and much more.

The Chinese are like the Chinese – from correspondence about the delay of the parcel:
We would be grateful if you could give our hard-working pigeon another 5 days to deliver your amazing item.

You are double fool because we have 200 under the hood to ride 60
Buy a bicycle.
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Grow up to serious cars of the E-Class - then you will be something about how to speak to, and while going to NFS play on. Yes, and the power of the engine does not cancel the PDD - drawn on the mark 40, but on Bugatti Veron.

Elvis: Here are you, the knights, so brave... Take your head to save the princess and you don’t even suspect that when you see the dragon, you will turn around first, and then your horse...

I practice in the prosecutor's office, in the assignments pause, I read a book of reports on crimes, where the duty writes reports "On the chimmas, snooty humanoids kill pets from laser weapons, take action". The curtain.

I was in the movie and watched a great movie)))
XXX: The Lying
XXX: The Illusion
Yyy: A lie is great!
yyy: The sequel will be called "Lenin is a liar!"

yyy (21:00) :
fucking

I am now crazy again.

Such a fool

yyy (21:02) :
I am shorter now. In the room the door is double, well two doors. On one weighs the washed cover is dried, the slices with semi-transparent glasses. And the frog part of the cover is illuminated through the second cover so from the bottom a little and it seems like someone's mouth is sitting on the corks and looking.

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Was it covered?

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Yyy, where are you gone?

Just talked in the office.
Does anyone know any clowns?
A few people chore: Yes a bunch! Why to you?
Employee: Child on Birthday
Oh no, no, there are no such people!

A few days ago I returned home with my six-year-old nephew and a few Koreans spoke in their own language to meet us. After they passed, the tribe asks, "Why did they come to our planet?" and for a long time he could not answer.)

In my childhood I played a lot of dendi. And one day I saw in the newspaper an announcement of some service center, "cartridge refuelling". When I asked my brother what this meant, he replied that the cartridges were devastating over time. After that, I started playing Dendi very little – I was afraid that Mario in the cartridge would end first. So it continued for a while. One day I made a comment to my brother, like don’t play a lot, the games are over. Then came the enlightenment. Both me and my brother were called

Answer from Mail:



What is Mike Jackson? I have often heard the mention of this maike from fans of pop music, what is it?

yyy: Mike Jackson is a type of unisex clothes, over which the Bain jacket is worn.

Danil Kolodin (22:26:08 8/07/2013)
I wanted to tell you the best story.

Danil Kolodin (22:26:31 8/07/2013)
4 o'clock, the hour of day, the heat

Danil Kolodin (22:26:54 8/07/2013)
Everyone fills the forms.

Danil Kolodin (22:27:33 8/07/2013)
People from the southern outskirts in large numbers are waiting for their turn.

Danil Kolodin (22:28:00 8/07/2013)
And here, on my left, sits such a person.

Danil Kolodin (22:28:25 8/07/2013)
in the certificate on the delivery of the egge it is written that the Russian he gave up 96 points

Danil Kolodin (22:28:44 8/07/2013)
and... in the form writes "Russian Federation"

X (22:28:59 8/07/2013)
O_O

Danil Kolodin (22:29:00 8/07/2013)
This guy made my day.

A drunk airplane passenger had almost calmed down and stopped singing songs loudly in the cabin, but then a stewardess named Jeanne came to him.

> As you got representatives of the consumer society", the person has other values in life, neither as not related to the desire to "smash the bubble",

I apologize, but it seems to me that the author of this - the essence of a schoolboy, whom food and accommodation mom and dad provide, and the money is associated exclusively with walks, gadgets and pants. Family values are good, very simple. but. Even better when your child can walk in normal quality clothes instead of clothes. When children can eat as recommended for normal development, not every day empty pasta, and on holidays to get a piece of chicken and an apple. When if someone in the family got sick - the main thing is what the others will think about, how to cure him, and not about who would borrow money for medications and treatment. When you can buy a child books, kits of a young chemist, and other things for his mental development, instead of saying, "Take your papers, we have nothing to eat." There are, of course, libraries and circles, but they are either indisputably poor in material, or they are also paid. Optional, but very easier life, when you can take a child to school or to the doctor in a car, rather than shake at -30 in public transport for an hour and a half, and to get where you need to get up at five in the morning.
Now I am talking only about children.
You still think that those who want to earn more than 10,000. The consumption?

To the endless theme of life:

The East. On the road meet a wise man and a local resident (maybe a merchant, maybe a craftsman, not a person). The wise man looks at the landscape and says:
Life is beautiful!
But let me know, the wise man, how is it? My life is not beautiful at all, my son drinks, my daughter is a girl who walks, my wife is a straw. My friends are trying to get rid of me periodically.
You are right, your life is shit. But life is beautiful!

I visited German alone. For a week I walked it on my UAZIK for local beauties. Then he flew to Munich with a response visit. We sit in a bar with his friends, we mark the arrival. And one of my friends asks, what is the worst thing you’ve seen in Russia?
- The sign "Bad road", without consideration gives Klaus.
And I remembered how he was taken from the airport to the village on the dead road. He saw this sign and asked "What does this sign mean?"
I tell him that there is a bad road ahead.
Is that good now, Mick?
“No, it’s bad too, but there will be 2 kilometers full shit ahead!
When he got out of the car, he grabbed the hood and said Good car, Russian!

We work with a guy, the most typical programmer I know. Sweater, beard, cup, black from coffee. All the time in the workplace. One problem - he works as an assistant manager. And our programmer is walking in costumes and with a tie, slick and careful. I often think that they have changed places in dispute.

In order for a girl to not throw you away, you have to fuck her like a real man, not hug her like a real friend.

We sit, i.e., at work, in a hospital reception, coupled after duty. The door slowly opens in the office, a female head passes through, belonging to a lady for about an hour waiting for our extremely informal view of the X-ray, and asks: - Don't tell me where to find a doctor... such... with a scratch?
All three together: Death, is it?

Order "For Merit to the Fatherland 2nd grade"
Whether it is the merit of the second degree or the homeland.