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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103729
 07.10.2014
I remembered. I wanted to somehow order a merch from the website of an American rock band. I selected everything, put it in the basket, entered the data and selected the country of delivery. I press to calculate the cost of the purchase with delivery, and the site officer says to me: "Unfortunately we can not deliver to this address. Please try changing your country of residence and repeat again". Since then I have tried...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103728
 07.10.2014
Comments on Halloween celebrations in 2014:
What to wear in order to be original and not expensive to make yourself?
The costume of introduction. View the sketch in m/f "Baby and Carlos"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103727
 07.10.2014
If someone suddenly finds the opportunity to destroy humanity in a moment or save his life - in no case let him read comments on YouTube!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103726
 07.10.2014
"...which situation hit the Volga. The team ceded to "Solaris" in the departure match "West", after which, according to the club fans' page, the footballers were not allowed into their own club bus.In the end, only the administration and captain of the team Sergey Korovushkin went home in the bus, and all the others had to return to Tver by electric bus.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103725
 07.10.2014
There is a lot in the Bible to read between the lines.
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If you understand what I mean.

Your trust has been feeding fraudsters for hundreds of years. And they also regularly organize wars, shaking horrors.
Drop the "Orthodox snipers" and think that in every century they found an interpretation on the basis of which the crowds went to kill. All with good purposes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103724
 07.10.2014
I did my housework. He washed the curtains, washed the windows, washed the floor, cleaned the couch.
XHH: Because you don’t have to, @#$, put the preparing cider on the battery!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103723
 07.10.2014
But you look at your figure, you can’t shake without tears!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103722
 06.10.2014
I call the neighbor’s dog “Pristom,” he laughs specifically at me, “BAF!” WOW!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103721
 06.10.2014
of Europe. and Paris. The Louvre. We talk with a comrade about the fact that if you count to 4 in foreign countries, you will hear Russian. The speech.
1.2.3 and 3.4
from far away –
You are your mother, you are your mother, you are your mother!!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103720
 06.10.2014
xxx: Hi my brother. Listen, I need your help very much. The 1000r. for two days
XXX: I will answer
yyy: As my great-grandmother Ustinya told me, on the basis of anterograde amnesia: "Who are you?!" O_o

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103719
 06.10.2014
I look at the payment bill.
Managing Director – Epatko, Accountant – Jidel...
How can you work with that?!?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103718
 06.10.2014
I woke up by the alarm clock...from the window in front of the house!!! He spoke three times.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103717
 06.10.2014
And it will be much easier for us to survive in the Russian Federation than for the outcast Americans.
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There are very few people there. Yes, all of Oklahoma is one big village :) Plus, most of the United States is even warmer.
But they have a lot more trunks per capita and ten million archer hunters. In the bowl to the bearers!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103716
 06.10.2014
Oh the irony! Yandex shows contextual advertising of perforators on the website задолba!li.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №103715
 06.10.2014
I add to this.
It is ===
I’d rather read about real heroes. Rescue Real People from Real Problems
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I work as an operator in the MSC. Every day I see heroes who devoutly save people. And they don’t scream about it in every corner. They think it’s everyday work. Many of the rescued do not even see their faces (closed with a mask). I am proud that there are such people in our country.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103714
 06.10.2014
Not a question. A kilogram of potatoes will cost a kilogram of gold. Your actions?

I start growing potatoes.

by INB4
“You’re in your mind, 2050, a nuclear winter on the street, and he’s going to plant a potato without a hat!
In that case, I stop eating it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103713
 06.10.2014
I’ll add a bit of the classic :)
It is ===
I’d rather read about real heroes. Rescue Real People from Real Problems
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I am dealing with delivering products to the shops. Work is well paid, but boring to shame. So, if I hadn’t imagined saving the city from starving death every day, I would have been asleep for a long time.
It is ===
From 8 to 10 is a feat.
How to understand?
This means that from 8 to 10 in the morning he has a planned feat. Well, what would you say, Mr. Mayor, about a man who goes to the feat every day, exactly to the service?
I am serving myself, Sugar. Every day at nine in the morning I have to go to my magistrates. I will not say that this is a feat, but there is something heroic in it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №103712
 06.10.2014
Peter's friends in the toilet had a broken door pen. In fact, there was simply no pen, and instead there was just a square hole in the castle. They kept a spoon in the toilet to insert it into the hole from the inside with the reverse flat end and turn it instead of the pen. Someone gathered in the apartment, someone went to the toilet, and suddenly shouted in silence from the sortir: "Where is the spoon?Those who were there for the first time roasted for a long time.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103711
 06.10.2014
Posts in VK:

Congratulations on the loss of a cousin! This morning. He lived all summer in the country, apparently forgotten the area and confused, did not come from a walk, under the rain will not find traces of his (
Lost on the lighthouse, in the area of the streets of Glass-Crystalline, where nine-story store, fairy tale store, cafe Cosmos. But he could have escaped far away (with a black collar against fleas. If anyone has seen, please let me know. If you find it, we look forward to it at home!

I hope this is about the dog.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103710
 06.10.2014
"New Google technology will notify the careless user of a likely collision with a train"
Google plans to insert sticks into natural selection wheels.

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