It seems soon it will be more appropriate to advertise laptops on which the operating device is not yet installed.

You know how to drive a car and try to become a Junior driver without experience, so no, everyone wants to see a resume of 5 pages about what brands of cars you know how to drive, whether you are familiar with the control of the radio and the glass lift, whether you can open the box and the luggage compartment.

A cloud is when you invite a few girls, and you think that at least one of them in your bed at night and will be, and then you come to sleep - and they are filled there all and crack, because you have no room there.

printed on a 3D printer a female torso, according to the view of Viner Milosskaya

The winery? Is it crazy, Winnie?! to

to this:
Alcohol and passports. It is noted that if a bottle of wine is purchased along with chocolate / cheese / fruits - a passport is required. If the wine comes with laundry powder, vegetables, milk, baby juices/pure, sunflower oil, etc. They never ask.
The same store, the same sellers, approximately the same time, the same evil and lame I=)
and...

I am 35 and I have a beard. I look at 25, with the purchase of alcohol problems have never been, but as soon as I tried to buy just a bottle of champagne and chocolate, so immediately asked for a passport :))

When you were a child, did you build houses in a room of blankets and chairs?
No, I did not build.
And seriously? Do you have blankets and chairs? :D
I had a sofa with eight square pillows, from which a whole fortress could be built. So I did not build from chairs and blankets like holops, I lived in a castle in a boyarsk way.
Burn in Hell.

Looking at Ukraine, I want to say... thank you Father for peace in Belarus, for clean streets, healthy food and hope for the future.

Mikhalkov was placed to carry a flag to show the world that our pydors are not oppressed.

from JJ:

...I remember my sister dragging me (small, 12 years old) with her in the shops. She was usually with us her best friend (110 kg + ambitions)
I never understood why they first bought hot dogs and ate them fast and fast, and then went to the cafe, ordered green tea with maia-lanny sandwiches and ate them doolgo, never ate them and complained loudly that they were eating like birds and all right!

The roller:
Where did you read it, can you ask?
I’m starting to miss and think about a post for science_freaks, already seeing the words “yogic.”

All posts and comments are like:
In fact, all the problems of modern man are due to the lack of biophotons. The ancient Chinese knew this for a long time and therefore invented Feng Shui. And we are ready for the funny (8999r.) The money to provide a wonderful device, thanks to which you have disappeared insomnia, headaches, hemorrhoids and obesity. Only, please do not understand, or there is a battery and a diode inside.”

Flying as Gurbanguly Meliqguliyevich Berdimuhamedov on the Ketsalkoatle over Eyjafjallajökull...

to this:

You are not an important lawyer unless you know that in Russia there is a presumption of innocence.
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Before commenting, it would be good to know that in Russia the presumption of innocence is used in criminal proceedings, while civil-legal relations are often based on guilt principles. The parties in the proceedings must prove the circumstances they are referring to. The question of proofing a negative fact has not once been considered in the specialized literature and is very controversial.

to this:
Cost optimization in Russian - is to remove the supplementary payment of 2.5th from the employee for the washing of the floors in the offices and to hire an outsourcer to perform the same work for 15th

Economy in Russian. As a result, the same employee will wash the floors for the same 2.5 thousand, and 12.5 thousand will be divided in half between the outsourcer and the director.

In the UK found traces of human legs, left 800 thousand. years ago.
To which club these gentlemen went, the British scientists could not establish. c) golosptic lj

xxx: Fuck, I don’t have a single picture of naked grandmothers in my chosen one, only cats.
Congratulations, you have grown up.

About the Statistics.
XHH: By the way, if my salary is combined with the salary of an effective manager, and then divided into two, then on average, he and I make a nice pair. But that’s the fact that in the statistics he shares, and in life he doesn’t want to, damn :-)))

We are all wrong. Others are mistaken more often.

I am lucky to meet with intelligent bombers. Maybe they just got more?
Appropriate recently at the store comrade such with a paper bag:
- Man, and you know, for example, how much does a collection of poems of Joseph Brodsky cost in a cardboard twist?
and no. Probably a lot...
and yes. very much. But I am willing to give you for 80 rubles.
I take. Why are you so easy to break up with Brody?
- Well, you see, Brodsky, I know by hand, but the taste of "Gus Zhatetsky" unfiltered for me is still a mystery...

If you sleep on long winter nights, do not turn on the light and computer, do not watch TV, then you can fit in the social norm, and saved electricity will be enough for the 24-hour lighting of the skyscraper LenEnergo in St. Petersburg on the Constitution Square.

silv_m> 4-1 women in hockey played
Jasan> You need to enter the Olympic Games discipline "Enter the burning cabin" and "Stop the horse to race". And then all the pores.)
Jasan> Well, these are summer species