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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94727
 02.03.2014
(this year)
Sierra Leone authorities announced on Saturday the discovery of a diamond, the estimated value of which could be up to $6.2 million, reports Agence France-Presse.
The diamond was mined last week in the eastern province of Cono. The weight of the diamond was estimated at 153 carats, which is significantly greater than the largest discovery of 2013 — a precious stone weighing 125 carats.
(YYYY)
The price of the diamond is such that now the entire population of Sierra Leone can rest a year in Sierra Leone.
and ZZZ
Is it possible to make glass cuts?


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94726
 02.03.2014
YYY: I decided to sing songs with a sick voice, after 30 minutes came a neighbor from below and knocked on me for the fact that I was beating a child and he clearly heard the child’s voice, I said it was I sang, he didn’t believe it and said the police will call...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94725
 02.03.2014

Fighting between Russia and Ukraine has spread to VKontakte.
In two days of fighting, both sides lost much of common sense.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94724
 02.03.2014
Do Russians want war?
Ask the silence.
Over the breadth of pastures and fields,
And in Berez and Topol.
Ask those soldiers.
which lie under the bars,
And their sons will answer you,
The Russians want war.
Not just for their country.
The soldiers died in the war.
For the people of the whole earth
They could sleep peacefully at night.
Ask those who fought.
Who embraced us in Elbe
We are faithful to this memory,
The Russians want war.
We know how to fight,
But we do not want to again.
Soldiers fell in battle.
on his bitter earth.
Ask your mothers.
Ask my wife,
Then you must understand,
The Russians want war.
The dog and the fisherman.
Understand the worker and the barracks,
The people of any country,
The Russians want war.
___________________________
Don’t forget and don’t let yourself forget that war is not just a word.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94723
 02.03.2014
The milk will escape.
No one has ever escaped me!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94722
 02.03.2014
Germany has demanded explanations from Russia why the early morning, illegally invaded the territory of Ukraine

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94721
 02.03.2014
Tagged: blaze
Loki: "shaped tomato, remove the skin and squeeze it, then add to soup"
Did he see that tomato?
The wind :?
Loki: He’s hard like Stallone’s eggs
Tagged with: rofl

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94720
 02.03.2014
Where is the Ukrainian flag on the Ukrainian ship?

Of sheets, blue color and pure enthusiasm.

[ + 35 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94719
 02.03.2014
Why is everyone so concerned about the Russian flag in Crimea? Why does nobody ask themselves the question "and where did Crimea come from in Ukraine?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94718
 02.03.2014
God, what’s going on in your head! This is the reverse side of logic.
I always knew I was wearing something and now I will be beaten.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94717
 02.03.2014
from Habr. And don’t whisper – the IT-source, everything on the subject.
I propose to think about how to live and work in conditions of a total ban on everything, when there are no legal ways to obtain the rights guaranteed by the Constitution of Russia.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №94716
 02.03.2014
Amatorero: And sweets "Rumashka" would be much more in demand!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94715
 02.03.2014
Another video on YouTube where cliché does not expose, the first comments:

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I don’t know how to say in language.
Don’t bother him, let him explain it in Russian.
— — —
He is also a Russian idiot...
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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94714
 02.03.2014
Comments on the article "Russia will demand from Belarus support in the conflict with Ukraine, experts are convinced" on тутбай:

Gregory, don’t take off the phone!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94713
 02.03.2014
Students: We smell of smoke there.
Let’s go and smell.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94712
 02.03.2014
Postal mail: writes to us, the Russians, the Canadian.

Hi there,
Thanks to those who have already sent in their inventories.
and Rich.

P.S And thanks for a great Olympics! The Hockey...Ahem...I mean the figure skating was great!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94711
 02.03.2014
Someone, David Barker, reports on a blog that he was searched at the U.S. airport and tried to find bitcoins. And they touched everywhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94710
 02.03.2014
I go to the shopping center. In front of her, she tries to reassure her troubled daughter. The child, I must say, is charming. I could not resist, smiling at the little girl. The child immediately hid behind his mother, and she added: "Here, right, or the aunt will take you with her." Sleep more, and paint more before leaving.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94709
 02.03.2014
From comments to the message that Obama may not go to the G8 in Sochi, which is linked to recent events.

Maybe he doesn’t want to go to Sochi. Allergic to this particular city :D
The G8 summit in Crimea.
Day of the Lander in Washington.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94708
 02.03.2014
from Habr. Law on compulsory registration of websites.
nnn: - Websites, as I understood, do not have to keep abroad. Abroad you have to keep yourself.

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