A very subtle trick is when an unbeliever tells an unbeliever that he is fucking like a god.

Demanded a friend to make a sleeve "under the shirt" (the shop will not conduct), she does not like her until a small quarrel. I come, everything on the table is a chin-chin. Almost almost.
What is this?
Did you ask for a silk?
I asked.
Under the shirt?
Under the shirt.
Stay away :-)
The silk was carefully covered with a doll hat, above the cellophane.

Where to buy the pill from paranoia?
Y: I know the place, but I don’t trust them

Purchased in the supermarket for the weight of varennes.Now those that you get from the refrigerator.
Mom: I tried these salads, and something I didn’t like. There are artificial potatoes, like these.
I: Mom, they are, in fact, with the crocodile...

To this "When the spouses have to divorce, share everything honestly, from the point of view of the wife - "true men leave with one suitcase"" and they divorce because the husband "unfulfilled thing";

If a person can tell with an accuracy of at least 1000 rubles how much money he now has in his wallet, he is as poor as a church mouse.

maya.j: the mail of Russia knows no equals!
Upviqq: Yes, the mail is the same everywhere. I heard an American joke:
- Recently advertised the delivery service, do you remember the name? You order something and send at any time within a month or even a year. It seemed like a surprise - I forgot the baggage.
Are you talking about USPS?
USPS – The United States Postal Service.

This is:

Regarding the coverage of the Olympics in Western media: a day ago on the PBS television channel in the U.S. a guest said that on the site of the Olympic village in Sochi was carried out genocide of the Khazarian people, that is. "The opening of the Olympics will actually be held on the bones of the Hakas people".

And the fact that the entire Homeriga is built on the bones of the ideals - nothing terrible, they can!
= is

That is, the fact that the Hakas live in Siberia and to Sochi have about the same attitude as any Chukchi, did not confuse you at all?))

Information and media portal:
The virus of hepatitis "A" infected 15 inhabitants of Lipetsk region from a holy source

Just in these people Orthodoxy proceeds with a complication in the form of hepatitis "A".

Asgerd 20:45:05
I went to pay for inets.
The family unloads the car
A small pot stands in the luggage compartment, waiting for it to be given there.
in the hand of a dog.
and a small dog.
The fucking hanging. In the air! silence
It moves, it swims.
20 centimeters to the earth.
But the dog didn’t even see it until the dad told him to let the dog go.
Why am I
It is nice to be a small dog.

Ride by 20:45:32
by DDDDDDD

I got married :(
Congratulations to you :(
The man is a man :(
The love of love :(
What are all smiley sad? and :(
The solidarity of men :(

Computer games are when you run, jump, ride, control with a weapon that requires both hands, perform the most difficult tricks... and at the same time eat peelings.

Hello to you, yyyy!

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by Gizar.
Team WinnersAcademyTeam

Yyy: You can see, Gizar. I registered in your chatroulette by mistake. To see what another hernia my hyperactive girlfriend is involved in. As a psychologist, and in general, a person with an intellect above 20, I want to immediately warn you against trying to persuade me. and short. In the next letter from you, I want to see the link "reject newsletter". I am extremely loyal to your business. You see, I even give you a chance not to be sent to spam. Even though, confess, I hope someone will find you and kill you.
I really hate, without respect, yyy.

News in the publication VK:
In the hypermarket IKEA was found a machine that killed four people.
I knew they could make a machine from their furniture.

Time about 12 nights. I went to a store where they sold alcohol. In front of me, a 25-year-old man quietly asks the saleswoman:
M: Girl, can I have a beer?
Q: Do you have documents?
A man trained in the movement gets a police certificate (or like there) and shows it to the girl. After a second, a confusion appears on the man's face and he slowly clears the documents.
Q: Well, you have 18, I see, but unfortunately, after 10, we don’t sell.
The curtain.

Regarding the coverage of the Olympics in Western media: a day ago on the PBS television channel in the U.S. a guest said that on the site of the Olympic village in Sochi was carried out genocide of the Khazarian people, that is. "The opening of the Olympics will actually be held on the bones of the Hakas people".

And the fact that the entire Homeriga is built on the bones of the ideals - nothing terrible, they can!

I talk to my grandmother on the phone.

B: What did you do all day?
I cleaned up, the refrigerator unfreezed.
In short, all in creative works.
Why in creative? in economic
You always approach everything creatively.
Yes, the freezer is frozen.
B: Here is what I am talking about.

and :)

upviqq: Yesterday I saw a price for my shoes in a local store. He stumbled, looked underneath the staircase and left.
JJ: You need to drink less.
Upviqq: That’s what I’ll write in a book of reviews and suggestions.
Upviqq: Shoes are twice as expensive as delivery from America to the door at a convenient time.
Upviqq: I thought they were either carried out illegally in the rear or there under a heroin pad.

The wife, preparing for the upcoming birth, read the educational article and addresses me:

I don’t want to give birth anymore. Is it too late to refuse?
I: This is for you, my dear, my revenge for forcing me to turn my socks before washing.
I’t be happy early in your place. It is written here that the usual sexual life is restored only 3-4 months after birth.
I: I hope that’s not about oral sex?! to
J: Maybe, but I don’t think you’re going to be very pleased with me doing it after what happens to me when I give birth.

A Russian couple had sex for 20 minutes live on PlayStation 4 before they were betrayed.
Commentary :
Igor is not.