I go to the lighthouse. In the left row are two BMW, in the middle two Toyota, in the right one Nissan. In short, I swept the whole picture with my hunter...

Boy: We all (nearly all) go home from work/offices in the evening.
We all want to get there with a minimum of time.
In order to realize these golden dreams and get to the fast, you need at least not to be vegetables to drive aggressively, and the maximum - to violate the PDD.
So here are friends: who do you feel in such moments: a hero or a villain?

Girl: At such moments, I get out of the barbecue red panty and put it on the jeans, open the side window, pull out my left hand compressed in my fist and kick, feeling like a superman.

Since this is almost the forum of the Council of Philologists, I want to find a solution to the question that has long tormented me: why the "player", "variant", "plan" and so on. and etc. "sapeless", but here "output", snook, must "sapable"? Who invented it? How to pronounce? Is it in Russian?

NIS removed the file with the wording "Most users find this file malicious". I removed NIS with the wording "We do not need to compile this House-2 bleat".

>>And maybe it's just a sad "new-Russian" mudila decided to take advantage of the free space?

Hell, Holmes, but how did you guess?

Discuss the first photo from the Star Wars 7 film, which depicts R2-D2.
XX: I will not be surprised if it turns out that the true ruler of Sith was R2-D2, and all the trilogies are only examples of his filigranal manipulation by the primitive minds of biological accomplices.

At night I laid off my hand, jumped up, she was so all the hollow, barely moving... And in a half-sleep in my head I opened the console and saw that my hand license was over. Almost the wife with this shit didn't wake up, to say that urgently need to extend...

Dvd Rom has flown.
and far away?
Looks like shit.
In a warm country, that’s okay.

From the advertisement for the sale of the house tree: "requires a pot height of 1.5..2 m and more than 30 cm in diameter, with immersion of the base in a dish with water".
"Please be"
I am afraid of that man.

In China, two new power plants are opened each week. What do you think?
Are they burning too much?
Zzzz: Lies is all. The Chinese do not produce electricity.
There are half a billion Chinese and a third half a billion cats sitting on ebony sticks. INF is 100%
XXX: This is when the cat gets done
zzz: COTES - a new clean energy source )))

I saw a comic book from Lin about the Internet Explorer. Something is regrettable.
So sensitive images came out that from the fool (although there, even asleep) I started it. I immediately remembered why I didn’t use it. I do not want. I will not be again.

I have been injured since childhood. They brought clowns to school. Let us be tormented. They had a scene about a Dawn orchestra. I am pulled onto the stage by one of these painted spiders and says:"Direct me!" Because the music has not been turned on yet, my very logical question was:"And how many quarters?"The clown just took my hand and let me swing for 2 quarters. I am:"A! of two? Well, okay..." she’s already mourning from this action. Then the monsoon began. It is four quarters. I say:"But it is four! And the clown, the genius of the fools, just takes my second hand and directs with both hands for 2 quarters!!! So many years have passed, I was in 2nd grade then, and the injury still exists.
I still dream about it, once a year.
Luckily I would find this fool....and a thick textbook of solfegio to remove him.

On the same Taobao with machine translation I look at different selfie titles, in the names mostly a bowl of semi-translated words and hieroglyphs, and here got just a masterpiece that brought me to tears - "Cabotage ship of death / dead flies bicycle." Oh, what psychedelic paintings the imagination paints trying to imagine it!

Yesterday walking with a loved one I meet a girlfriend, respectively, we stop to start sharing news, my happiness humbly awaits on the side! To him with a compassionate expression approaches the man and says, "Chuvaaaak, you go out at the stall of fasting, a cup of drink, it is for a long time! " and sadly shaking his head continues his way.

I love my leadership. It is proposed to build the pyramid of Cheops in 2 weeks, and the drafts of the project I have to go somewhere.

Carlos: The morning in the subway seemed uncommonly positive: standing next to the door, when the doors were already closed, a cute thin girl broke up to them, shaking up all the passengers. The door closed right in front of her nose. "Bliyan" - it has been stretched out. But here, the doors literally opened for 20 cm, and the girl, having demonstrated miracles of reaction, stumbled into this gap. Naturally, only one hand and head had passed through. "Bla" - she cried and, getting red, hanged on the door. I thought for a couple of seconds, but finally I found that standing in the position of a stuck vinny puha to the girl was somehow not a comilfo and opened the doors. “Thank you,” she joyfully whispered and, stumbling at a small threshold, fell onto the platform, whispering something at the landing point. The bag, which flew for a meter, accidentally flooded, some body, from which she flew even further. "Yah-yo-yo" - A girl jumped behind her on almost four limbs. The train touched, and I never knew the final fate of the girl with the bag. ( by

[Friend postgraduate, writes today after the first seminar]

and leash:
This is what people call children now, foolish. There are beautiful simple names.

by Nicholas:
Who is there? and Harry? and platon?

and leash:
Maria-Gabriella was at the seminar today.
This is not scary.
Then there was Mary-Hope in another group.

by Nicholas:
Ahha
The goose-labs flew, and behind them were the straws and the pingwins.
Vladimir-Vasily
Ivan-Edward

and leash:
Son of Igor-Igor Gennadievich
Those who don’t want to shut up.

I thought I looked young at 27, but when a client at 26, looking at 12-13, came to me, I realized I was still young.

The one-year-old daughter walked into the toilet with a lowered lid and described herself right there. The Father:
Well, you understand the concept, there are still details to work out!

Jozzy: My upper neighbor comes home at 2 o’clock at night and, as I thought, starts fucking someone, 10 minutes of breathing, EVERY DAY!!!! to
I hesitated to listen to it and once stood up to him. You won't believe, he opened one, there are no furniture in the apartment. He, the fox, daily inflates the mattress with an inflatable foot pump.