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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84747
 26.07.2013
Happy System Administrator Day!
Let all your users understand that no one is better than you on Earth!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84746
 26.07.2013
Do you know we are leaving on Saturday?
Now I know.
Who said?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №84745
 26.07.2013
Fuck you here to fight on the topic of relationships - go to dating sites and in "comfortable"!
Give the moderators back.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84744
 26.07.2013
Called for a meeting. I took a note with me. There was no room on the table, I put it on my knees. Hardly a habit.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №84743
 26.07.2013
I have a map of Africa. Stop, let’s give up, I have all black.
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And nothing that on the African continent, a lot of countries where indigenous white people live. Fuck you, not the rejection.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
And nothing that you, shit boring, and like you, just unrealistically engaged?

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84742
 26.07.2013
Comments on the article on the HUB:
Mizulina proposes to block websites for mat
This is due to the fact that we receive a lot of appeals from parents, that there is too much obscenity in the internet publications and social networks that children visit..."

Is it easier not to let children on the internet?
YYY: Is it still easier for MPs not to let them on the internet?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84741
 26.07.2013
......
The xxx:
There are also dogs killed by headhunters.
YYYY :
Who is???? to

[ + 16 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84740
 26.07.2013
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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №84739
 26.07.2013
The wife brought the son from the kindergarten and said that the teacher complained about him, said, an approximate quote - "He today forced everyone to play some warcraft, divided everyone into Russians and orcs, began to build a citadel of everything that was in the corner of toys, and who did not want to play, then sent them to the toilet to extract gold."

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84738
 26.07.2013
News: A man found a bomb under his car, neutralized it, dismantled it and took it in an unknown direction " I love Russia)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №84737
 26.07.2013
Six years ago, I watched a rather unusual (which is why twice funny) picture:
In the middle of summer. and Odessa. The sleeping area. Through a quiet cross-country courtyard, immersed in an afternoon sleep, two boys under the age of 30 go.
There is the following “dialogue”:
With a breath and condemnation in the voice - Give her everything...
* Agreeing and sympathetic kiwok
Give the children...
Kiwi with a breath*
Give me a shirt...
and Kiwi
It’s getting more and more burning – eat it!
and Kiwi
* suffocating from indignation and shouting in the voice * - Possy give!

What was next I did not hear, as I became wild and unconsciously roaring :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №84736
 26.07.2013
Role-playing competition, where teams choose some roles, although historical, although modern and play in this role throughout the competition, and then the jury evaluates this game and the best team is awarded... And there was that competition in addition to all the other teams - a team of 5 girls-vampires and a team of two guys - Bivis and Bathhead - two fools from cartoons and from the MTV channel. At that time, the two teams met in the field. The girls:
Be afraid of us! We are vampires!! to
and BIVIS:
GG... Who is it?
and Bathed:
GG... the girls.
and BIVIS:
GG... And what do they say?
and Bathed:
GG: They say it’s sausage.
Everyone who heard this dialogue (and it was almost the whole camp) was barely hysterical! The first place was given to this couple.


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №84735
 26.07.2013
xxx: I found the focus of evil, on Novocheremushkinskaya street is a two-story building, where on the first floor of the Sberbank, and on the second post office of Russia.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84734
 26.07.2013
On a walk with dogs (the 2nd keeshonda (like a chava-chava) and a decent yard terrier, all good to madness. To meet a man with a chihuahua, angry like a Doberman. Chihuahua rushes into the battle dragging, a man with a loving voice: let’s go Vasilek, their three....
My wife and I almost fell 6 can think of one he would do them))))))))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №84733
 26.07.2013
Sitting in the monkey, the backdoor noticed: A small hole in the wall, sucking into which he got puzzles.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84732
 26.07.2013
xxx: I go to the underwear department, ask how much the extra "pants" in the swimsuit cost, and I got them for free! I know I don’t have much there, but not to the same extent! and (
zzz: ahaha, Naduha, I’ll hide it! )))))))))))))))))))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84731
 26.07.2013
xxx: I wonder how to find a thrombus in a person?
The post fact.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84730
 26.07.2013
At the funeral, it is also time to introduce utilsbor, or the Russians die for free.

Fortunately, no one was buried. Murt may be free, but they are buried very much. Such is a expensive pleasure that even benefits are provided for poor relatives (to do this you need to bring work certificates and so on). So grandmothers don’t just put money on funerals and buy the tombs in advance – "utilsbor" in all its glory.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84729
 26.07.2013
Incompetent people often find themselves higher on the career ladder of their more skilled colleagues due to the Dunning-Kruger effect. According to him, people with a low level of qualification tend to overestimate their abilities, and, when making unsuccessful decisions, are often unable to realize their error due again to weak competence. People with a high level of qualification look at things more sober and, on the contrary, underestimate their abilities, and also believe that others also value them low. These findings were experimentally confirmed by psychologists Dunning and Kruger of Cornell University in 1999.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84728
 26.07.2013
At the table next to me is a charming grandmother-engineer. Just a typical grandmother: talks all about grandchildren, cakes from home... And here in the lunch break I hear her conversation with the courier on the phone: Grandma: send on my name such a documentation. Courier: FIO, address of delivery. Grandma: Bucaeva Courier: Repeat the name, I did not hear. Grandma: I dictate by letters - Boris, Ulyan, Cianid.

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