If I smoked every time I had sex, I would have the healthiest lungs in the world.

and epic. Some defaches on a mobile phone with someone in the courtyard (I smoke on the balcony at 50 meters), a shopkeeper... and now issued:
Close your mouth when you talk to me!!!by 1111
I did not smoke a cigarette.)

XXX is Hi! I bought it anyway!
The Android?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Processor: NVIDIA Tegra 3, 1500 MHz
Number of processor cores: 4. Give the Brain!! to
WOW: Be more careful! Here you will get up one day to drink water, go into the kitchen, and there... he is eating your sandwiches!! to

What type of browser do you have?
I have a wifi!
I understand, and the browser?
Wow: Well I don’t know, there are different sites I have here Facebook and Wifi!
Facebook is a social network and wifi... stop where do you get wifi? Buying a router?
I don’t know, I have Facebook here.
Damn, IRA, what’s the problem with you?! to
The picture has not opened.
What type of browser?
WOW: How is it?
The blue letter E or the red letter O on the label?
Tagged: blue
XHH: I mean
WOW: I am like that! I don’t know your abbreviations. It’s like TP, right? so you went...

xxx: to me here in skype were tapped: "مرحبا! من فضلك هل من اممكن أنهون من بين أصدقائك"
YYY: And what did you answer?
xxx: "أنا لا أعرف الغة الخاصة بك"
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: the respondent’s reaction?
xxx: ignored
YYYY : )
yyy: it should have been written this way: "איך טאָן ניט ויןדיין שּראַך"

But the elephant has a big cock and the sperm is small, why? Does he have a big cock?
WOW is big. Apparently you put him at work?
Oh boss, it’s not you! forgive me!
Specifically, sperm is very interesting.

“This was the last drop in my garden with your bell" fairy combined, didn’t it?

Here, for example, we in Peter have a Military Communications Academy.
>So this academy is called the Buddenno, and in front of the main entrance stands
The > Monument to Chapaev.
And I have been tormented for forty years by the question of what attitude to communication (except
> out of marriage) have these two people?

XXX: Expressionism is beautiful (:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is architecture.
XXX: This is the reason.
YYY : Okay.
Yyy: Here is the refutation: mayonnaise.

smerch112: My computer trolls me frequently.
smerch112: I understand what is there with USB wires or what static voltage and all that...
smerch112: but it turns out very symbolic, only I get up from behind it and go, the sound of equipment withdrawal is played, and as I sit down - the sound of connection >_<

Poster in the dentist’s office: “God gives us teeth twice in life. This is the third time you have to pay for it".

We sit somehow on the change, waiting for the pair to start.
Here, in a rushing walk, a guy comes to us and slowly surrounds all those present with a glance. A long pause during which we are looking forward to what will happen next.
And then the guy gave just a brilliant phrase and the best question I’ve just heard.
"Hmm, am I not studying with you?"

I brought my sports protein home. I bought a lot and cheap. So that parents didn’t stick so and said: “cheap dry milk, protein.” I had a delicious protein blend in the morning. My mother added my sports nutrition instead of dry milk.(((((((((( One enjoys the bled really tasty ))))

I’m not a grammar-nazi, but when my boyfriend wrote to me that I was a baranesse...

I haven’t played on your internet since recently.
I had a girlfriend with whom we had a good relationship for over a year.
I thought she was my best friend and shared all my secrets with her.
xxx: well, she said from the male sex, but I was not embarrassed because many people do so.
X: And her name was Waley, how did I know?
It was a time when I wanted to see Irene.
XXX: It was a man.
xxx is in love
XXX: I had to fuck.
XXX and getting married
So I’m no longer on your internet!

In the internet cafe opened the story, I read the search query: why so many old fat girls gather in the internet cafe in Moscow and occupy computers.

xxx> I often dream of apocalypse or post-apocalypse
yyy> asteroid is too simple
xxx> Yellowstone super volcano is also a topic
yyy> no, it would be cool if the world afterwards.
XXX> the world afterwards? OOO
yyy> world after )))))))) ahahahaha flood of course
yyy> the world after is my Olya when I stick to her +)))))

Going out of the metro on Mayakovskaya, I see a man standing and talking on the phone, looking at the concert hall named Tchaikovsky. I walk past him and I hear a magnificent phrase: I am at this fucking philharmonic, and where are you?

I am a wife:
“I have a to-do list that asks you to make my jeans.
Please ask...
Anna, give me my jeans
is accepted. Go out (continues to do your business).
Aahane...
You have written " ask". You fulfilled

Jam Hadar: You're my friend, don't hide anything from me... well except the genitals