Modern clothes are filled with all sorts of options hidden, as a rule, under lightning. The lightning did not open the collar - a cap. Between the sleeve and the shoulder was a jacket. and.
I saw a man today with a vertical lightning on his back in the lumbar area. I never understood what could be hidden in such a hard-to-reach place. Maybe a propeller?

I’m 23 and still don’t know what I’ll be when I grow up.

DEGZ: Well, you hanged like three topols over Palestine?

I thought I would go to bed early, but remembered that I would wake up tomorrow and changed my mind.

I talk to the client.(guest(s) from nearby abroad)
Q: Good dan, what is my t'riff?
I: Your tariff plan is called "I want to say"
G: Hattyete – Hattyete is well!
I: I say, your TP is called "I want to say!". This is the name of the tariff - "I want to say" =)
G: Well I’m listening, tell me!! to
I: Yes, take a piece of paper and a pen. Write to. My tariff plan. The double. The cafeteria. I mean the cockroaches. Read it.
G: Aaaah thank you
(Thanks to Facebook!)

FLASH: There was something attractive about it... Probably that I didn’t have sex for a long time.

From the forum on eye diseases:
(Guest) Alexey 29.06.2012 22:18
I advise you in the feudal, do not treat.I advise you in the Institute of Eye Diseases named after Helmholtz.metro red gate.there are better doctors.I am treated there for 10 years

The day started fatal.
admin formatted external hard with backups of servac...

Jora Alkas: That I accidentally sent you
Tomorrow is just a sober day.
Zora Alkas: In the sense that I am alkas at yours

On the other day, neighbors came from below, with the whole family, even pulled their necklace baby. God presented everything. What can only a primitive mind imagine, not supported by any education. In response to reasonable remarks about smoking almost under our door and the many hours of nightly arias of their young gifts, there was just a dog whisper in response. Today it is unusually quiet. I hope they finally hear that we’re not making any noise at all.

Middle of the 90s. Money in the family is not thick. The younger sister (about 7 years old) was sent for bread with 20 rubles and allowed to buy something for herself. Returns home all raised and in the hand snickers: "naaa chlieeb no hvaatiyilooo"

From Habr:
The budgeter on the Android gives time to think about whether you wanted to call the contact and change your mind. And not so that these loud phones, just clicked on the person, and he is already taking the phone.

Tagged with: hunger I carry a package of ordinary salt with me - real eye helps on the sidewalks.I stand at the stop, a woman falls next to me, I lift up, with a pot of salt filled, she thanked me, I stand further. Someone else had his legs broken, well, I also struck him under his legs a little...
Jarumil: I feel like a doctor from Warface XD

Tarantino: By the way. Thrak - how to pronounce you correctly?
Thrak: Everyone pronounces in the measure of their disappointment :)
Toruńko: Well okay, I always "th" pronounced as "s"

Technical: How are you?
Yes, with variable successes. How are you?
Technical: I work
Fake: I would force myself.
fake: when a lot of different work is thrown on me - I don't prioritize, but just put the fuck on everything at once

from Admin to All Users:

Who took the green pencil and did not return it?
Please urgently return the clamp and a bottle of 0.5 liters of whisky to the 321st room.

And writing is an invention of the Sumerians. In five thousand years, they have received so many license fees that I fear that all the Jews together will not be able to earn such a sum.
YYY: First you need to find at least one pure shimmer.
zzz: Nikita Mikhalkov (pure blood sumer in the 3rd generation) is ready to take this heavy wear on and receive 1% of the license fees.

Cake will save the world from the end of the world.
B: They will not be saved. Only cakes and cockroaches will survive the end of the world. And some of them can evolve into a new civilization. I’m in favor of a civilization of intelligent cakes.

A deep thought came to mind! The situation with delicious food, like with sex: the first time after the process, it seems that it is not the main thing in life!

The daughter:
And I thought, say let's buy a carpet :D or put this... the word forgot

Mother :
The Fuck?:D :D :D

The daughter:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

We should not blame teenagers for illiteracy and illiteracy, but such parents. I am afraid for my country.