by Misha.
Can I ask a modest question?

and Stalin.
Give it.

Misha
Have you ever betrayed your boyfriend?

and Stalin.
Good thing, I put it.

Are you playing cards?
YYY: for what?
xxx on the map.
YYY: For what?! to
XXX: Are you a fool? I am talking in cards!
YYY: I am a fool. What are we going to play cards with?
zzz: I understand, you are going to play in translation? Take the third?

Advertising has struck me now. In the bus: I am looking for a young man. It can be without experience. I will learn everything myself. I already get the phone in advance, but below the small letters: with love, your work... :)

A colleague told me.
He worked for a Japanese company. The Japanese chef spoke Russian well, but, traditionally for the Japanese, he did not pronounce the letter "l", replacing it with "r".
The secretary first shrugged when the boss said to her:
and Masha! I need to remove the fax!
Then she got used to it and calmly replied:
Okay, let’s get so out!

A: by the way
A: The new programmer does not drink wheat
A: He looks like he’s drinking.
B: There is a lot.

It’s somewhere in Russia in the courts at the entrance. And we, in St. Petersburg, young people are resting on the bricks near the parade.

About the game WoW.
AURKA: Well, yes, because when I came, and the first time I went to the raid, I was fucked on the table and caught in a cloud of formulas and schedules.
AURKA: And when I bought the box with the game there was no nichuya written about gaids, theoricraft and dps rotation.
There was written: Become a Hero, Kill the Dragon!

At the beginning of the year, four girls studied in our group of engineers. The teacher looked around the class and said:
Ladies and gentlemen, let us learn. From the representative "Reno" every year calls, ask if we have no car technicians girls.
The French are French.

Vitaliy70: I'll tell you one instructive story
They were found in the bathroom of a dead newborn baby.
Mention has triggered the case
Working on the residential sector.
We found a suitable 19-year-old girl.
What they did with her and her friend science is silent.
But in general, she admitted that a week ago she gave birth, killed and threw out the baby.
She was not taken in custody.
A lawyer is happy.
A certificate from a female consultation.
5 month pregnant girl
Ask for involvement in the case
Stop the case
The investigator makes a decision - the document does not relate to the case
In two months the court
The stomach is visually visible.
The document does not relate to the case
She was born in the area.
Released by decision of the Supervisory Authority
Luckily I go.
I could sit until the end.

XXX: I worked on the schedule - fucking full!
YYY: I also... In other words, I worked on a schedule.

About TP
We had one such. Pumped lips, because of which the shape of her mouth resembled
The suitcase. In terms of content.

Mrlik: My friend said he’s going with an iPhone because he doesn’t have money on Samsung.
P.S. I think he’s the first person to say that.

XXX: How to get acquainted?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don’t know you, you don’t know me, why ruin such an ideal relationship?

I raised my eyebrows and went to bed. I woke up in the morning, one of my eyebrows broke. I decided to break. I cut off both my eyebrows with my own... Fuck, I’d better build my brains.

When I slipped to work today past the school, I watched the picture of boys from the upper classes, crushing the snow in front of the school, cheering that they had canceled physics...)))

I know for sure that there are two kinds of creatures that are drawn to shit: the flies and the journalists.
Joseph of Egypt

In the late 1990s, a young mechanic worked at an electric company in Detroit for $11 a week. He worked 10 hours a day, and when he returned home, he often worked at noon at his barracks, trying to invent a new type of engine.
His father thought that the guy was wasting his time in vain, neighbors called him crazy, no one believed that anything would come out of these activities. Nobody but his wife.
She helped him work at night, holding a kerosene lamp over his head for several hours. Her hands bleaked, her teeth knocked from the cold, she got a cold, but... She believed so much in her husband!!! Years later there was a noise from Sarai. Neighbors saw a man and his wife on the road without a horse in the same chariot. His name was Henry Ford.
When, in an interview with Ford, a journalist asked what Ford would like to be in another life, the genius replied simply, "Whoever... only if my wife was next to me."

The whole day on TV shows disasters, murders, violence. And the cartoon “Well, guess!” You can only watch it after 23:00. The wolf is smoking.

Q: Who are you studying with?
At the pathologist.
and = )
Chapter 8: Suddenly
Q: Why did you choose that?
As a doctor, it is a great responsibility.
UUU: And there is work with fabrics and quiet quiet work.

The dialogue:
I opened the Word file with Excel, what am I doing wrong?
Open the Word file with Excel.
Aaa... I understand. thank you.