I go home after Insta. On Saturday night, the cat is there, the bags are loaded with food. The bag is on the legs. It’s frozen like a cockroach, the brain doesn’t cook. The rest too... and here... I’m going across the bio-toilet... a new one, a blue one.... the shock is going............. I thought, the cockroach has already gone. I wanted to call 03..... and it turned out, the man went to the toilet without a whistle, opened the door and carried it somewhere.... half an hour later watched, thought, glucose or not... =))))

Is there anyone who wants to combine alcoholism and mountain skiing?
yyy: Ahaha, incompatible things, stop them.
XXX: How is it? How do you invent new tricks?

No dictator has yet managed to teach the shaved monkeys to be humans by organizing shootings, torture, emergency trials, making their people slaves.

Listen, naive man, and you are now definitely not a slave?You have not taken a loan or a mortgage and you do not go on three jobs as an obsessive, just to have a place to live and what is there?The whole country sees nothing but work, just to survive, without even having the strength to set other goals.
What if the money suddenly falls?Right, nightclubs, limousines, boxes of drinks and snacks.More?Buying football clubs, building houses andining mistresses.I don't see any difference between a poor office rat, a crazy rapper and an oligarch - all three in the spirit of a slave.And you're an idiot if you haven't understood it yet.

Linus Torvalds said that after reading Tolkien in the original, he incredibly pumped English.
YYY: Didn’t you try to pump English like that?
XXX: I will not take it anyway :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: The Father

How much time?
and 8.51
Can not be!
Her clock has changed...
No more Russian clocks.

Send a thousand error reports to Microsoft Support and get a backup certificate for free!

There was a Churov report on the shortcomings of the U.S. electoral system.
Report of the Russian Foreign Ministry on Human Rights Violations in the United States.
We are waiting for the report of the director of AutoVAZ - on the shortcomings of American cars.
and c)

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. Like men’s pulses and breasts grow... well, I drink beer. Where are the breasts?? to

The situation at work: a new employee is arranged, a conversation with the boss.
Now put a painting under the date.
Do I have to drink and sign the contract?! to
On the contract at the bottom of the sheet is a date, underneath it put a drawing.

A acquaintance told me.
One evening, a bell knocked on the door, on the threshold of the mint. Very polite
Ask for assistance in an important matter. I have agreed.
They immediately removed the sewage pipe in the toilet instead.
She was wearing a thick wooled hose, and the other end was sunny.
In a plastic barrel. There were two understandings nearby. They began to run into the apartment over me. It turned out he lived there.
The drug dealer. He went straight into the bathroom and washed. and type, I
You can’t prove anything, haha. The drug is already in the menus in the barrel.
understood are recorded. A poison dealer in the city.
became less.

Correspondence on one of the sites that sell the wooden keyboard Oree:

XXX is class! A wooden monitor.
and a wooden mouse.
xxx: and a wooden system with a wooden motherboard :-D
yyy: now the phrase "I have a computer burned" becomes meaningful)

Military Department, Military Department "Folder exercises" on working with a telescope. In theory, there is a formula for calculating the distance type: D (distance) = U (angle) * B (distance) * 1000 (D = U * B * 1000). For ease of memorization, the subterfuge advised to read as "Due in a thousand". So here we stand on the stadium, measuring the distances.
To calculate the distance, use the formula...
(C) the subjects: ? to O_o (no one remembers natural)
P (for a long time): Dooui... (wait to continue)
In the Hueyoui!! to

From a discussion in one of the VK groups:
- In the village lives one narrow-hearted, limited cattle.
Lomonosov for example.

- I saw cockroaches in the chamber... Now as I imagine they are crawling on me...
The main thing is not to get into the ears.
I'm sorry for you, I won't sleep anymore.
They are the most sterile insects.
- And that, I am now glad that they will cut my cookies at night and sweep on me with their sterile legs.
The cookies are hidden, and the cowards are hidden.
In the ears?!...
But the cockroaches run...

Commentary on the video of the battle, where Alexander Yemelianenko lost.
XXX: Further Fedor his home will...

Discussion in the forum:

xxx: the cat will break or not when falling mainly depends on the body weight, the more the less the chance of survival +)

The video showed the cat on which "palm" was sitting for a week (it could not tear), "palm" meters..... a lot. It ended up with the fact that the forces left her, she did not stand up and fell, remained alive, and judging by the speed with which she stumbled from the place of falling did not hurt anything, but if she did not sit there for a week, she probably would not survive a fall-hop.

WOW: She calculated the correct trajectory and angle of landing for a week.

Are there no neighbors with a perforator in your house? I thought they were everywhere.
- In my entrance lives Uncle Vova, rough, large-scale, hairy. He works at night, so he sleeps during the day. If grass, in the morning there is a thunderstorm, which paralyses courtyard dogs and weak-nervous people with their eyes. 80% of Yeti and Bigfoot meetings are actually Uncle Vova. Trying to use a perforator while Uncle Vova is resting is a high chance of getting into facking machines. The growth of neighbors-perforators for all factions is zero.

111, so call him to you.)
Mom, this guy we met on the internet three days ago, he is 7 years older than me, and in the questionnaire he wrote that he loves hardcore and breasts. Today he has no place to sleep because he broke up with a girlfriend and she drove him out of the house. Can he sleep in my room one night?"
222: And she is like this: "Yes-yes, of course, sweet, only the couch do not stumble" xDD

You have feathers everywhere, don’t you bother?
I don’t even know whether to hurt me or not. I ask myself, am I a chicken or an angel?

Ilya hurt me very much.
XXX: What did he do?
Yyy: When I asked him what he was doing when he started missing me, he replied "I remember what you are":'(
XXX: Don’t be sad, he’s just a fool, I’ll talk to him about that.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I was told here by Katya about the "brun", you’re a hundred right, but it’s overwhelming.
XXX: The Blind