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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69706
 08.09.2012
by derti.ru
It is time to standardize many spare parts so that the same applies to different cars. This would significantly reduce their service...
You buy the car emblem that you like more, you put the car in it.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69705
 08.09.2012
Series car on compressed air

Tata Motors (a major Indian automaker) is preparing for the serial release of the car AirPod - a car on compressed air. In the 175-litre cylinder replacing this car, the gas tank on the refuelling station will be pumped under high pressure ordinary air. One gas station will be enough for 200 km, while the cost of one full gas station is expected to be about 1 euro. The manufacturer assures that the first air-powered AirPod cars will appear in France next year.

The first comment:
What a Euro! We will pump the pumps!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69704
 08.09.2012
Worms on Mile:
Please help! I slept with my friend’s mother. What to do now?

The answers:
The best :
You are like a daddy now!

Another commentary:
The Fighter!! Do nothing!
I once slept with my girlfriend’s mother.
It was a shame, Poppy!
Nothing is! Everything will pass.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69703
 08.09.2012
X: What did you give for your birthday? Probably the car keys. and :-)
YYY: Oh yes, of course. The keys. The Gaia.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69702
 08.09.2012
RRR is a gift! What are you, like you? How is family life?
NNN: Fuck... I gather a little morning in the kindergarten, my wife smoothes my shirt and sings “Oh, beautiful boy, how many girls breathe, how many tears they shed looking at you.” Little continues "Mommy's mask, older sister's boots..."
RRR: ))))))))))))
NNN: I got the ass, now it blows...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №69701
 08.09.2012
Forum, theme xperia x8
fff: uff... asked Android 4.0.4... hunted some bugs from Kungur... get rid of it)
Here I found you!! Do you talk loops?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69700
 08.09.2012
The Wife:
I bought a fish to burn, I don't remember what it was called.
The Polycarp?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69699
 08.09.2012
Looking for Miley.
What is the century now?

I brought someone.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69698
 08.09.2012
I am surprised by people who write about the "Lada XRY" that supposedly a cool car finally came out of the AutoVAZ... It did not come out!! This concept car will not be for sale! During the start of the release of the Kalin and Priora style, the concept was also released in the AutoVAZ "LADA C" and what? Where is he? Concept implies - in the direction of what changes the car manufacturer is now working and what updates can be expected from him in the next models. Now look at the "LADA C" and the Kalina 2 and you will understand how implementing its concept AUTOVAZ in Russia! For the Russian manufacturer, the concept is not a rental for improvement, but a trolling of the people... see how we can but you can wait for it!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69697
 08.09.2012
XXX: recently discussed religions
xxx: well I didn't think about pasteurism x)
YYY: about what?? to
xxx: Flying pasta monster if anything

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69696
 08.09.2012
We just don’t understand each other, you know?? to
YYY: I don’t understand

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69695
 08.09.2012
Five times in a row, what would that mean?
Maybe it is time to work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69694
 08.09.2012
and Eugene:
We separated, but by habit, in the evenings, I came to her house, sat down on the bench under her windows, got my smartphone, and sucked on to her wai fau.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69693
 08.09.2012
Judging by the sounds under which I fell asleep yesterday, the neighbors organized an orgy with the Jedi, Darth Vader, the Banshi and the Yorkshire Orchestra.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №69692
 07.09.2012
With each release of a new version of any OS, developers promise to improve performance. Logically, in this case, every new version of any OS should be able to work on an increasingly weaker iron. But the minimum requirements for "iron" are growing every time...

Where have I been fooled?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69691
 07.09.2012
In America blackjack and prostitutes, what about us?
Preference and Lady.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69690
 07.09.2012
My parents, not to say that it's straight, but people with a sense of humor.
I do not like fish. Especially the sea!
I come to visit them. My mother was naturally at my table. I look at the table, it’s fried. I look at fish. I think the river, it's okay so that my mother doesn't hurt eating a piece. I bite and understand that the fish is marine with a characteristic smell and taste. I spit out and started eating a salad.
Mother with such a dull smile on her face shakes her father’s stomach and says, “Hone the hundred, I said he won’t eat her.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69689
 07.09.2012
xxx: I saw this picture today: weighs advertisement - "A missing cat. Gray, fun, kind, playful, sociable " and photo with a request to return for reward. Next to the mark mark mark "If he is sociable, he will not ask the way home :D"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69688
 07.09.2012
As a child, I watched my dad read newspapers with a serious look. It looked so cool. I thought I would grow up like that too. I grew up, I read, I write like that. I feel like I’m fucking grown up.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69687
 07.09.2012
The thing is, when I speed up to 135 on my fifth, it begins to vibrate, and at 150 the vibrations pass.
WOW: well right - 150 km / h speed of detachment from the ground

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