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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75607
 10.01.2013
Annual service centers:
How to recognize this phone! He has a spiral model.
I know Dick.
to whom?? to
The phone is out! Look at the IMEI in the base!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75606
 10.01.2013
The owner of a sex shop in Chita paid off with swallowed women (ITAR-TASS). Directly I imagine this picture: with the words "X. you, not money!" the businessman rolled out a few expensive phalloimitators on the shelves in front of the shelves!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №75605
 10.01.2013
ariawb: Office 2013 is out
ulovka22: I haven't found the buttons at 10 a.m., early

[ + 11 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75604
 10.01.2013
Shaken from mother money for contraception.motivating the fact that money for gifts to grandchildren will need much more

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75603
 10.01.2013
The Russians mined software in three ways: theft, robbery and exchange of robbery.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75602
 10.01.2013
Grelectric: Once again opening the refrigerator I realized - the holidays are over!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75601
 10.01.2013
Hi, why are you not sleeping?Late afternoon at work)
In the morning is
The Blue

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75600
 10.01.2013
You know, not all mosquitoes are so bad. Name a good one! For example, Gerard Depardieu.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75599
 10.01.2013
How convenient it is:
Suddenly, the girl is offended by you, and you don’t know why.
Opened Firebag, you look, and there "point" missed or somewhere "box" forgotten...
It is comfortable.

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75598
 10.01.2013
They ruin words and terms.

They have survived until two men on the street are perceived as gay, rainbow - as a symbol of the movement for freedom to fuck in the ass in public and so on.

The words "democracy, liberals, freedom, the homeland, the people" were dropped. It has gone crazy to color.
The jeans are not painted in blue or, on the contrary, only in pink.
The West is no longer a direction, not a geography, but a mentality.
You are in real. Wherever you go - everything was shattered by brands, politics, their crumbling essence.
It is no longer a bird, but a hollow division; it is no longer a term, but a football club; Vladimir is no longer a name, but a position; the dynamo is no longer a device, but a kiddal without swallowing.

Didn’t you fuck up there?

Look, blasphemers of good words, maybe someday you will laugh at two men who have embraced on the street and ugly bypass them, but know that it is possible that it will be just friends, fellow soldiers and one of them will get a carabin and smash your sick rainbow head on the nearest wall.

The rainbow is a rainbow and do not sweep your sick fantasies into it. Need a logo? Need a brand? Imagine yourself an elegant sleeve and order it from a top designer.
But do not let the rainbow fall into the folly of your quarrels.
Fuck, marry, love, communicate - for health.
To deprive children of the rainbow?
Nahuya dropped the word "Democracy"?
Why was the word "Fatherland" drowned into dirt?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75597
 10.01.2013
2 Snowboarders condemn ammunition.

Strong glasses...
What company do you have glasses?
I have shit.
I heard she did a lot.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75596
 10.01.2013
and RJK. The letter is received)))"Sergey Bezrukov offers you friendship in My World" :-D

YYY: I was somehow "noise beer" knocking. The Beer

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №75595
 10.01.2013
[09:31] diamant: today has not yet any baggerport come!
[11:46] diamant: it turns out, the mail server quietly died at night.

[ + 44 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75594
 09.01.2013
-Yes, the modern schoolchild even about the word "bake" thinks that these are cookies in parental pattern.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №75593
 09.01.2013
>> and the Ukrainian
Workers with Russian
Passports speaking to
The Ukrainian language!

When did passports begin to speak?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75592
 09.01.2013
XXX is
I came across a pirate gallon with a proud Spanish name "*Ederaso". The Truth! I was rugged. He wanted to take him in his fleet so, for a hitch, but he could not take him on board. Three times over-played—beating like beasts and drowning with the scream: "P... do not give up!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75591
 09.01.2013
XXX: I am a dog.
Do you go to bed late and get up late?
No, I’m silently flying and eating mice.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75590
 09.01.2013
With my taste preferences, I’m afraid to get pregnant. Maybe I want wool or machine oil. Or take Bulgaria.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №75589
 09.01.2013
Do you remember the stripes of ice on the sidewalks wrapped by children and adolescents? Today I saw a man over 50, in a suit and a coat, who from the run, with a smile on his face slipped on this trail!)))) Let us always be a little kids!!! to

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75588
 09.01.2013
Zheka: About the exhibitionists reminded... in being my young sixteen-year-old girl, a whiteboat, I walk somehow on an empty street, eat ice cream. Suddenly I met my uncle. 15 meters from me, I see his face reviving, climbing the width to stretch behind his instrument. And I have such a good mood, sunny, I think: "Here is a shit, the whole idea of ice cream is a hint to me!" Yes, like a barrel on the whole street by a bass: "Just try, just try, I'll cut off all the stuff! " And my hands with ice cream threatening meat. What in the end? Uncle pinched through the bushes with a frightened look, and my ice cream did not withstand the involvement in the psychological attack, and fell to the ground. The pig was like that, but it did it. and :(

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