As one of my former bandmates said, when asked why he enters the master’s degree, “I’ll sleep all day long in the next two years, play computer games, and I’ll be a tuna-eater. But I will enter the master's degree, and I will sleep all day long for the next two years, and I will play computer games, and as a result I will become a Master!

xxx: I wonder why every time I look at something, and someone decides to look around or pass by, the characters begin to say something like your own ears swing into the pipe?
YYY: Everyone has it, everyone has it.

The boss has been upset for a week. The general assembly decided to sacrifice her to the most evil client. Hopefully our mini-turtle will be pleased.

What pizza did we order last time?? to
Tagged: barbeque
XXX: How is it called?
Tagged: barbeque
XXX is mild. Imagine that Barbeque is the tariff, and the provider who?
Tagged: Milano Pizza

Gays should be treated like fools. Until they go to bed with me, I don’t know about them.

Until what does not bring people to the craving for the internet :) I recognized it today on my own skin.

As practice shows, in order to get the Internet, it is necessary not only to buy a modem, but also to find a place where it catches. One day I decided to go on an exciting trip through the bathroom with a notepad in search of the desired habitats of the Internet.. By the law of wickedness they were nowhere... I had already thought to give up, but noticed a window that came out on the almost flat roof. I was good, decided to climb through the window (30 cm in height, 80 in width) and, s**a, so stuck with a notepad.
I’m still sitting here on the internet :) I even post from here :DD

I have a younger brother, Vasily. I went home yesterday:

Do you know what Vaska did? He does not confess to me!
I: I did not hear. Is there any other information?
Mom: Just Anton called you and asked when you came back to knock Vaska...

We have a new employee in the warehouse: a rat-commodity.

XXX: Is your husband okay with the fact that you go to Saratoga?
Okay, of course) what are the questions?
XX: Well, my, for example, does not like saraphanes, long sweaters and disguised dresses.
So let’s not wear them.
Let him dress like a man!!

Fuck how I envy you.
I want the sea.
mistakenly
I see all the pictures from the sea.

You are thin. comforted

Forum of Radioelectronics

XXX Comrades of Profession! Tell me, I pulled the nest from the TV tuner. I bought a new tuner and changed it. The TV shows one first channel across the entire setup range.

YYY: The TV shows one channel... It can’t be turned off – only reduce the volume. There is also the feeling that you are being watched.

ivilai: A bullet of caliber 7.62 easily breaks a large beard bone
BackSlashOZ: along
Tagged: coincidentally
Tag: abandoned hand
Tagged: Chuck Norris

An asshole in the 21st century: a man in a row in a supermarket at the box office paying for milk and bread, stretches the card of the collector, then moves to the cashier a bottle of beer and stretches another card.

The word "squirrel" sounds like it is a whirlwind, which at full moon turns into a whirlwind.

Your place in the kitchen!
Do not wait for me in the bedroom.

XHH: No, he is, of course, beautiful, educated, smart. And all would be well.
But it lives – like a protein from the "Ice Age".

by svetk@: greeting
Ludoman7x: Hello
Svetk@: can you ask a question?
Ludoman7x: throw
Svetk@: Are you a sex sprinter or a long-distance driver?and :)
Ludoman7x: The Astronaut
Svetk@: in the sense?
Ludoman7x: As long as I dream =/

Natalie today is:
:-D with everyone may not run))) first talk / rewrite, enchant - otherwise they can take for a perverse and call the police))) - in general - while it is better to take the lunch of marriagelessness, you think of my tranquility, right? and ;)

Anthony today is:
Unmarried Lunches Are Solitary Pellets?

Commentary from a famous tracker:
It’s not a porn tracker, it’s Wikipedia somehow!!! And they will correct, and teach them how to do the right thing, and they will provide a seal for knowledge. I am glad that it is registered here.

In the news:
The governor of the Krasnodar region promised residents of Crimea, who were affected by the flooding, to release them from payment for water supply until November.