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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75307
 04.01.2013
friends, observe safety techniques, especially when dealing with Chinese fireworks. On the New Year's Eve, I was witnessing how, in a swallow, a drunk neighbor pulled into the yard a large battery of fireworks, more like a pvo complex, in miniature, and after putting it on the ground and fire, did not get far away, and stood meters in two, the feather shot three times and with a stunning explosion and flash exploded wherever it stood, it was beautiful, especially to watch how this shahid ran from the cloud of smoke, indeed he oraled not, allah akbar, but the more familiar to our ear mother... but that ran he almost without touching the ground and the shelf forced himself to leave the feathers from the broken puppy, it is, it is strong. By the way, the neighbor is alive, only got rid of injury and burns, beats himself in the chest and says that he would be sober, there he would have died.
All health and good luck in the coming year.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75306
 04.01.2013
Okay, I’m going to go, I’m going to go to Max on the red.
At home she was sitting.
I’m going to go on an orc.)
Shield O_O
XXX: I have been stunned.
Tagged: horse

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75305
 04.01.2013
Collega: My project reminds me of a Chinese player. You want him to change the batteries - and his wires fall off.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75304
 04.01.2013
From Khabr, a discussion of the service that helps fight the Russian Post:
With both hands for this service. The most expensive package, sent from England in late November, has not yet arrived. The seller returned the money with the words “I don’t trust your mail anymore.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75303
 04.01.2013
Ohhhhhh I have a question about apples, is the Ipad heterosexual edition sold somewhere? Then I will tell you what it needs.

Oh well. Yes is. The Samsung Galaxy Tab.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75302
 04.01.2013
Ahhhh... the time. When I didn’t take my hands out of the table, I could write a type of sms-Hello, how do you do? There are advantages in button phones still)) on the sensor then try it!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №75301
 04.01.2013
[Geisha]: Now is my turn. The capital of Russia, 6 letters, the first M.
Mordor is Mordor!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75300
 04.01.2013
Bogomol: My girlfriend told me yesterday that we have nothing to do with her. When I was a child, I didn’t squeeze my cat’s fingers in the mouth when it sneezed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75299
 03.01.2013
Comment on the IP Webcam program on play.google

Tagged Denis:
I followed the example of a fellow underneath. To find out who is referring in the entrance, put the phone in the mailbox, the camera targeted the hole. Not only did they laugh at the entrance, but they stopped the phone. Citizens developers go back to your phone. I have a Nokia 3310.
c) isotope

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75298
 03.01.2013
xxx: This is not a phone call, go out in the aska.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75297
 03.01.2013
X: A girl should cause a man's desire to suppress her, and with such weight you will only cause a desire to feed her.
Y: No, let it be right - let it feed first, and then press

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75296
 03.01.2013
xxx: "Fundamentals of Religion" will become a compulsory course in schools.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY At a drawing class, the teacher mixed blue and yellow colors and turned out to be green, the children decided that she was a witch and burned her naphyg.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75295
 03.01.2013
It would be great if, in the fifth or sixth Terminator, machines began to win, and people exploded most power plants and blackened the sky. And SkyNet would have to transition to bioelectricity from humans. And it would be "The Matrix" :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75294
 03.01.2013
The news
“AutoVAZ” wants to revive the “Eye”
Among the "enthusiastic" comments I liked one:
Congratulations to the Russians!! Small Salary, Small Apartment, Small M A S Y N A. Miserable Opportunities!! to
I would like to add from myself: "And Nanotechnology!!!and "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75293
 03.01.2013
I held 5 in my hands today.
I have already held 5k before the NHG.
Evgeny: I’m about the size of the chest, and you’re about the phones?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75292
 03.01.2013
Included the telecast, and there "The Field of Miracles", "Guess the Melody", "The Song of the Year" and etc.
It feels like it was not 2013, but 1996.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75291
 03.01.2013
January 3 is the time to search for food in the apartment on the principle "what would eat and not digest";

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75290
 03.01.2013
The celebration continues. Just in the Far East, the STS turned the third part of "Back to the Future" in the original language. 15 minutes later, I switched to English.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75289
 03.01.2013
About the film "Anna Karenina"
thin dolls and rookies with sticky beards will play an elegant figure-like woman and powerful fat nobles.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75288
 03.01.2013
Laziness is the habit of resting before you get tired.

by Jules Renard

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