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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75587
 09.01.2013
The time at 22.00 in our family is called "Well, let’s check what we didn’t eat in the day".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №75586
 09.01.2013
Enjoyed a comment to the video, where the guys on the tenth try to catch the camaz master on the track:

What a dozen! We were behind such a barrel on the teaser 170 flying, wanted to shoot. But when they "hoped over" the railway shift at speed 110, I had to give up the photos)))))))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №75585
 09.01.2013
Bryozoa: I made a bomja in the three sims — there all the map is available to the sim, and he lived in the park, smelled, tore hamburgers at picnic eaters, slept on the bench and gathered charity, playing guitar.
But then he was pumping the skill of the guitar game, he started kicking 100 backs per play hour, gathered a band and went to France for a tour. After that, playing for him became disgusting and uninteresting to me."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75584
 09.01.2013
Comments on YouTube
xxx: And how did I get here from the video of sea cabbage?
yyy: How did you get on the video about sea cabbage?

c) Klaid

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75583
 09.01.2013
XX: In the NH, I learned what multiculturalism is. At two in the night I go out into the courtyard - a Muslim neighbor in Santa Claus's hat with the cry "New Year's Eve" turns a Chinese lighthouse into it.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75582
 09.01.2013
French actor Gérard Depardieu, who recently received Russian citizenship, invited the Tyumen Grand Dramatic Theatre to his band.
<nullie> His salary, according to the terms of a temporary employment contract, will be 16 thousand. The rub. "plus all kinds of benefits and payments for roles".
<beef> nothing to yourself. Just such a salary. Without training at work.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75581
 09.01.2013
I bought today in the supermarket, date 09.01.2012... thought mistake.
At home, he bite the bull - Anne is not okay, no mistake.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75580
 09.01.2013
We need to brush the rabbit’s teeth and sleep.
Do you want to brush your child’s teeth?
VN: Let’s go, I think I’m poorly brushing his teeth.
Tambo: Why do you think so?
He doesn’t scream 😉

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75579
 09.01.2013
of UW. Newspapers "Sunday plus" - good to fuck from here jokes. You are not funny :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75578
 09.01.2013
...When a new foreign woman introduced herself: "Nana Lew" – we offended her with her rust... A week later, after lunch, she says: "Now, I’m on the table!" and she pouches her beer straight at work. We love you!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №75577
 09.01.2013
Comments on the opening of a motor school for disabled people.

UUU: I am now also not walking for three months, and I will tell you honestly, for disabled people in the city almost nothing is done, so we do not see them, and they are a lot of them. And abroad they are called people with increased needs, and we have disabled people.

XX: We have people with increased needs – they are deputies.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75576
 09.01.2013
From 4pda to news about the new mobile processor:

Support for 7.1 channel sound – this was so lacking for mobile phones...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75575
 09.01.2013
Once the glorious god Perkuno went on a journey through the earth with the underground lord Piculo (Patolo). They wanted to see if they would keep the eternal fire. The travellers came to the goddess of earth. She welcomed them both with love and had a great meal. In thanksgiving for this, Percuno gave her eternal youth, and Piculo presented (the hostess) a festive suite of girls. At night they worked doing what was necessary for the goddess of the Earth, for which they received forgiveness of sins in thanksgiving.
They sinned during the day and worked at night.
This is how freelancers appeared.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75574
 09.01.2013
xxx: I took the skates, went to the skate in Tsaritsino, and he was paid. Well, I was upset and bought 3 banks of condensers.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №75573
 09.01.2013
...When we went to the clinic, the doctor said, ‘Put Lilia here for examination, and Tita can sit next door.’ That is to say, if we were to come with the dad, she would probably have asked, “And let Pisa wait at the door.” Pisa, Tita and Lila are such a family.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №75572
 09.01.2013
Do you remember Max, my ex?
YYY: Then you forget your epic breakup, what happened?
xxx:the fucking...the post of Russia - connecting people.We with him when left?A year and a half ago,and so never communicated more.And somewhere a month before the separation he ordered a book at our address some,self for the candidate.So here - she came!!A month ago!Directly into the box!I got married and got pregnant!She was from Chelyabinsk for a year and a half.
It is blue 😉
xxx: well, I'm the girl right, I wrote him to the work mail, so said and so.
YYY: Have you met?
We are now family friends!!He also got married and was able to do the double)Truth, the candidate never wrote)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75571
 09.01.2013
Fucking Moscow medicine... Popugaev foolish is not taken anywhere. And in the only place where they still take such a turn that our poppy died in the line, not waiting for the reception, fool! And that, shit, is characteristic, because with people absolutely the same.

So fuck in your mouth all your legislative initiatives, political games and other shit. If you can not make the most simple honey. To serve the people, you are not rulers, but fools.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75570
 09.01.2013
I always knew that Gandalf had not just a tobacco in his tube. It was only after the film that I understood why Gandalf was such a good-hearted humble in life. Radagasta is out like it was, and the grey man smokes it all the time.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75569
 09.01.2013
[8:06:24] yyy: I was very ill from the fact that my head was wildly hurt.
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[8:06:59] xxx: a funny title! ) That’s how all the pills are called.
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[8:08:24] xxx well and of course
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[8:08:41] yyy: Is sex for what or for what?
[8:08:56] xxx: well this is not to be alone ))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №75568
 09.01.2013
YYY: Forgive your grandfather. He has a spare battery, candles, a mileage extender with a 10 kW heat fan and a launch for the T-34 tank, shut down during service.
The trigger for the T-34 is a gasoline engine, which was later put on the first Zaporozhye. I'm not sure if it's needed to drive the knee of the car, because it can check the entire car regardless of the consequences.

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