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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74567
 19.12.2012
XXX: You are well oriented, you are visible and warm.
yyy: how you skillfully encrypted "big and thick"

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №74566
 19.12.2012
Karochi dreamed I was doing her a coon Oo. Carrots in order. I broke it first, put it on my bed and put it in a corner to make it more comfortable. That’s what I do and I catch my breasts. This is an epic. I wake up and the pillow is all wet and I hold on to its corners - my breasts.

[ + 48 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74565
 19.12.2012
@nixability
Apparently, most of them have resolved. Let’s now people for "dress-dress" to oppress!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74564
 19.12.2012
Den Stranger: Retro is a concrete gesture.
The Stranger: I found a film of the 70s here
Den Stranger: Digitalization from the movie is natural.
Den Stranger: If you’re honest about quality.
The Stranger: On a black and white picture.
Den Stranger: On the unbrittleness of actors in all sorts of places.
Den Stranger: Killed by the fact that instead of the usual sounds that should accompany this action, they put a fun, deadly regtaim.
In the end, a nightmare action unfolds on the screen, the evil maniac kidnaps defenseless girls, inclining them to the evil.
Den Stranger: You see it like a comedy with Charlie Chaplin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74563
 19.12.2012
From ZJ, discussion of wearing socks with sandals:

You are sorry, but a man is dressed beautifully if he is wearing both socks and fashionable if, while the socks of the same color!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №74562
 19.12.2012
My brother plays Hitman Absolution. He tries to do everything quietly. But if he is burned by a man... he kills him, and begins to chase others. Exploding everything, killing civilians, while wildly rushing.
When no one is left, he starts with the words: "No, no."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №74561
 19.12.2012
The Hobbit premiere. It is already dark in the room. The body enters with the voice "@father, and where to go?" From the room the answer "To the hurt, clear x@y!"

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74560
 19.12.2012
Provides status on, attention, page of WOMAN:
" A hot water bath. The Penna. No, I’m not cutting the veins. I brush the shit. You will not be able to get it."
I started to doubt her vanity. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74559
 19.12.2012
I have a good size of breasts.
yy: "not bad breast size" is it how? Very cute, the soul of the company? - O O

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74558
 19.12.2012
Tatiana
What to do if the water froze in the engine, illuminate the plush of the tea?? to
Bear Cube
If the sores in the nose are frozen - this is normal in the presence of a cold and critically low temperatures; if the water in the engine is frozen - this is not normal. There should be no water in the engine at any temperature. Just as abnormal is the absence of the brain in the human head...even the auto-tea.by Coolio:
Tatiana
The absence of a brain is certain.
Bear Cube
Nippon to yourself! Tanya, such a peaceful reaction to my provocation indicates that your brains have little of what is, but it is incomprehensible for male logic to work.
Freezing water in the engine.
Put antifreeze in the cooling system.

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74557
 19.12.2012
Leah: Hi to you! Press Ctrl Alt and shoot down together.
Tagged as: fucking The Idiot! How to go back?
I don’t know, but I can go to you. to find out!
See also: Fuck!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74556
 19.12.2012
xxx: I have become accustomed to a lot - to sleep in the bus stop, to sleep in a chair or on a party, to sleep 2 hours a day... but to go to take a bath and sleep there all night until morning!!!! It’s even a shit for me.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №74555
 19.12.2012
Bilbo picked up a ring, and three cried out to the whole hall:
Give up the cacao!
I found hemorrhoids on my ass.
and...
Three more films to be made

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74554
 19.12.2012
From the release of news on TV: Moscow student cheated an affairist, forcing allegedly to remove the corruption to bring all the cash and jewelry. The damage amounted to more than 2 million rubles in cash and 300,000 rubles for jewelry. Moscow students are not happy! and the dictionary wasn’t even surprised.

[ + 24 - ] [18 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74553
 19.12.2012
The word of Russia: Hey you, America! If you decide not to let our scammers and thieves come to you, we will immediately begin to destroy the future of the unhappy and homeless orphans!
U.S. Congress: What are you there, exactly E6"No?
Duma of the Russian Federation: AH TA-A-A-K! Then we will also lower pensions for pensioners and raise taxes for everyone, and we will raise the prices for everything legislatively! You will know, you treacherous ones, how honorable is the deceiver and the thief to defile!! to
US Congress: What about us?
Duma of the Russian Federation: AH TA-A-A-K!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №74552
 19.12.2012
Due to the mistake of the inexperienced, recently appointed head of administration, the entire budget allocated to the development of medicine, went to the development of medicine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74551
 19.12.2012
Ahhhhhhhhh...
Felis: The torment of my dreams – and married...
He is married to you, is he married to you?
Felicia: Yes
Tagged with: ><

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74550
 19.12.2012
I met a new neighbor. The musician. There are all the known musical instruments in the apartment. He also said that the apartment just needed a major repair and joyfully added that he has all the possible tools including 4 different perforators so that if something is needed I can take it from him. Good luck with the neighbor.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74549
 19.12.2012
Advertising on the site about spiders - "spiders wholesale"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74548
 19.12.2012
My teacher of Russian and literature, the lady was very intelligent (in some generation there, as is commonly said). She took her granddaughter (4-5 years old), who visited her in the summer, back home. The girl was a straight angel in curls, blue eyes, curls-chips, sat and painted. Half the car admired her. One of the admirers:
What are you doing? Do you put pencil?
The child cried and said:
The hero does not go!
Fifteen years have passed, and the teacher still remembers and redens.

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