At about 10 years old, engaged in terribly dark magic tried to enchant a boy with some magic and herbs at midnight at the full moon.
And then my mother gave me a lullaby for not sleeping so late, and the kitchen was dirty. Black magic is dangerous.

In the interview:
Staff: Are you drinking alcohol?
Well, every man drinks beer!

I like your ass too.
XX: I didn’t know how to say it more sensitively.
WOW: I would say so right away. In this phrase, the form is not important, but the content.
Unlike the ass, by the way.

Over the years, human wildness has become more and more civilized.

After long complaints and reminders, the husband finally took on repairing the shower in the bathroom. After half an hour in the bathroom, it turned out that it was necessary to buy some details in the store. My husband dictated the list and I went to the sanitary store.
Having bought everything on the list, I had already turned to get out of the store when I heard behind my back something ironically said by the seller:
I’ll be waiting for you in an hour.
Did I forget to take something? I asked a bit confused.
No no no no no. Everything is normal. Only, I know from experience that if the owner himself takes to repair something from the sanitary, his wife at least three times have to resort here to buy something.
I hope my case is an exception.

Unfortunately, half an hour later, in the bathroom, something crumbled, a silenced mat arrived, the evil face of my husband emerged from the door, and I already realized that I would have to go to the store again.
The boys looked around and one of them showed me two fingers. I pretended I didn’t understand their nonsense.
They saw me for the third time – when it crumbled again, I went to another store.

We learned to fly in the sky like birds. We learned to swim in the ocean like fish. Now it remains to learn to live on earth as people.

The Provider Forum:

xxx: guys, my friend's payer is configured on the m-101 transmission.And wi fi.The modem is connected to the stationary comp, everything connects perfectly.And she also has a mac book, which calmly connected to the modem through the вай faia and everything was okay.But a couple of days ago, the mac stopped connecting to the вай point. He sees the point but does not connect.

nn: This modem does not have a Wi-Fi device at all. The big question is who your girlfriend connected to before. Most likely to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi point.

Can’t it be easier to do it yourself? I personally have been doing my own shaver for a long time. It is done very quickly, and it is much more delicious than the one purchased from which the fat from all the holes flows. And 100% certainty that there are no traces of someone else's manual activity or saliva in the sauce!)) You can also get into Botkin for a week with poisoning.
gogoman ;The previous comment was written by Canibal (!!!) is

yyy: and in our area there are the rivers of Ubla and Wobla, I seriously
zzz: see, the water is cold, and the name is given by the shouts of swimmers

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Valentine Fomin

-I went to see RWJ, what fucking I have 15 seconds to watch this fucking advertisement about tiles?! to

by Enclave888

“Because if a man can’t put Adblock and forget about advertising, he doesn’t have eggs. There are no eggs, so you need pads. You need tiles - look at the fucking advertisement about tiles.

What kind of car does he have?
Tagged: white
Oh no, is it ours?
Why is our...
He is him.

You say a lot of shit today.
You haven’t seen me tomorrow!

<ganja_spirit> I recently felt immortal.
<ganja_spirit> just went out into the yard to take out the garbage. But at the same time I was dressed in the dress of Superman: three-stringed shorts, a maika-alcoholic, a drunk hole jacket, plastic super-cheap boots from Ahashan.
I walked through the courtyard and clearly understood: now it is not that the hops, but the mints will stay away from me.

Never argue with your wife, just start crying.

With D3:
Talk about the cold in Moscow and Siberia:
Okay, the weather is normal. You have blacks walking without hats.
Pavol: They are punished.

Where are you going to meet NG?
Tagged: with friends
MMM: I have never been cut off.

Download Me Notes for the Bayonne, Mendelssohn's Wedding March.
I cannot find something.
I try to imagine Mendelssohn in the battlefield.
- Oh, you go into a dog like that, and you are angry with Mendelssohn's ballerina.
The seat.

"Science and Technology":
Take the example of X-Men. The author endowed Magneto with the ability to interact equally with all metals, not taking into account that the magnetic susceptibility of different metals differs very significantly. Okay, he wanted it so. But how could you miss out on the fact that calcium (the basis of bone tissue) is also a metal?! to

And the calcium salts that are part of the bone do not have magnetic properties.
borrowed out of debt.

In a conversation, my grandmother said, “The internet chat doesn’t work.” And it would be nothing, but she is a philologist with a great teaching experience and the word “READ” from her sounded like mat.
Everything was fine, just yota.

The post of Russia.
On the work broke one device-small 5 on 10 centimeters, weighing a gram of a hundred.Called the suppliers, sent us this small thing by mail, we went to receive - we received a huge bullet weighing a kilogram of three...and as they opened, roasted for another half an hour.
As I later found out from the suppliers on the mail, the package was not accepted because it was too easy!!I had to attach a natural tiles to it.
Post of Russia, such a post of Russia