A normal guy's socks are considered to be finally hollow when you start to think of which side to wear them.

My husband goes to work in the morning:
Something needs to be done to expand consciousness.
Accept the Islam.

At the question, why he does not take part in the fighting in the Verkhovna Rada, Vitaly Klitschko replied: “Free? Have you saved? For one battle, I usually get $10 million. In an average battle, I do 100 strikes. So each of my hits is worth $100,000! Who will pay them to me?”
Ukrainian voters thought about it and started collecting money.
YYY: I would have fallen off too.
YYY: and in general just need to sell tickets.... from those wishing to see the departure will not be :)
XXX is 100%
yyy: throw an announcement - a fight in the VR with the participation of Vitaly Klitschko!!!! ticket to the balcony 1000 UAH.... participate in the noise 10000
On the side of Vitaly.

XXX Dear colleagues! Due to the limited budget for 2013, expenses for the purchase of toilet paper are not provided.
Yyy: And I’m all hoping for paper towels in the toilet.
xxx: If you stretch your hands hard, they will dry up on the way to the workplace :)
What about the ass? Going along the road too?

My plastic windows are sound insulating. There is no homon of children chasing for soccer under the windows, alarm screams, drunk broken-outs, cat mid-series, and only the shooting of the wool in the winter and the slashing of the grass-cutting machine in the summer can be heard so clearly as if I, a fox, were sleeping on the street.

I look at the collection. The registrator has a car in the forehead, everything is in dirt, the cap has risen, the camera has fallen. After a minute, the ironic commentary of the navigator is released: "you have gone off the route"

This is what you need to be a pederast in order to be a pederast in Ivanovo.

GwarriorG: The clever Jews invented Satan to sell his soul to him!

Deputies are proposing to revive the family estate in Russia.
What did they not write about the serfs? Are they embarrassed?

XXX: Did you see it in Kazan? All around and beautiful.
Yyy: I saw rice with carrots and meat in Kazan. It is beautiful. I have not been to Kazan.

My boss is a superhero!
– to?
A fool simply.

by VKontakte:
Hi let’s be friends!
I am also such a winter hockey sports in the summer roller coaster. Unitary
I forgot about the Russian language textbook.
I am very literate, I am still a bachelor of economics.
A. Well then yes.

Nashville
When I don’t want to learn, the walls become interesting for me.)

Nashville
Last year I studied, then looked at the wall and fell asleep.)

Tongor: At one of the exams, I actually got a ticket with a number 5 in the middle.
The Lord. How did the predecessor interpret this?
Did you put 5 at once?
Tongor: Yes, there were three tickets with five and five with four. One about the color of the textbook, one about the name of the teaching, also, like, there were tickets about the degree of the teaching and the name of the subject.
Tongor: And the super prize was given to the one who stumbled in the basement for the mineral, lol.

Ownworld: The ones I built
You have a lot of "D"
Ownworld: Soon I Saul West

I was in the pension fund today. While filling out the application from one of the employees, the other asks the third:
- Listen, she has a pension by age, disability and in the clamps of veterans of the WOW. When she dies, where will she go?

XXX is bl. I hate these antibots.
YYY: What’s wrong with them?
XXX is all! I had to enter the code on the exchange: shluh terier. He broke out that beliberda.
YYY: The Prostitute Terrier Is this kind? HDD
XXX: Oh, the leg for "Chappie" gives?
YYY: And the eggs lick not only themselves!
Blatter, Maryn, how did you trust your children to teach?

@tummyl0ver: If we save, we read the menu from left to right, and if with money - from top to bottom.

I too...We and my brother in the distant childhood, when our parents sent us to the village for the summer, these same flies, the hands on the scraps caught...This is where I have such a reaction...And above the skill was shielded to release and immediately sharply catch, for such an indicative performance I could win a whole day...I don’t do, the whole day is working the loser. A couple of adults.)

Tagged cash, cash
You may even call, 5 years have not been seen.

FanMax PixPam (10:37) :
You have a vacation.
Bring me a goose from the village.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
We do not hold goats.

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Fuck, there is a goose.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
Should I steal?

FanMax PixPam (10:42) :
Why steal
Tell him to go to the city with you.

Alexey Kalyuk (10:42) :
O_O