I thought here, but all sorts of sellers when they shout the names of their goods in a variety of variations, such as "cake, hot, delicious, fresh, with cabbage, with meat, with potatoes, juices, tea, coffee", they are just tags indicate, so that in the search easier to search.

BNKTOP: The hardest method of removing pubic lice heard from a fellow student. He and two of his friends, when in their village the mandaws were crushed by three from one b..di, were poured with petroleum and then naked in turn were riding a motorcycle under 100 km / h, so that the wind would blow them away. He says it did not help.

>"Russia" wins at the exit "Locomotive"
XXX: Congratulations from the heart to the Lower Cities!!!! to
YYY : Nothing. Next time the locomotive on the move will beat the wolf.

Kirill: shit, specifically came home to play with the guys in the mafia, tired of the road, close to rest, and eventually woke up only at 2 o'clock :(
The city is asleep, the mafia is waking up. and :)

Guys, do not act. The cars do almost everything. Girls: enjoy life
Mmm, and they are cooking? Do you eat cars too? They smooth, clean the dust and wash the floor.
Just when you don’t do it yourself, it seems that everything is easy, quick and simple. And by the fact, for example, I, half a Saturday torch in the kitchen, the rest half a Saturday clean up in the apartment. On Sundays I wash the washing machine and so on. and etc. At night, at work until evening.
No, I am not complaining. I’m fine, I just explain.
P.S And yes, men, of course, can do it all by themselves, but usually do not want to.

XXX: Don't tell me if there is a movie here on the trailer: I don't know the name, I saw one scene, there Rocco fucking on the stairs a red girl in socks

yyy: I remembered someone looking for a movie in which Chuck Norris hits his leg from the turn :D

Comments on 4pda

XXX: Just let’s go without speech, okay?

YYY: How is it without whistleblowing? - We are all here, in vain.
Gathered something?! to

If the tax inspectorate does not touch you, it gives you a chance to crack.

The air route.
A real case of 1976. We fly first from Leningrad to Krasnoyarsk on TU-154. The airport in Krasnoyarsk at that time was still within the city. It was probably built during the time of Jeremiah. And we need to move on the An-2 and fly further, to Novobyrilus. Comfortable, and large and small planes are here. The month of February, we waited for our corn and flew. It feels like an old road for 12 people. Something screams, something blows out. And we are in shape, i.e. in shells and boots on fish fur. Well, some puppy was rolling on the floor. The feet are covered. Fly for 40 minutes. It was cold, minutes counted. It’s time to sit down and we’re all flying. Thoughts are already crazy, maybe the wind is strong. Here, the pilot comes out of the cabin with the question - "are there locals?" My friend replied, I am local. He's a pilot - enter the cabin, we seem to have missed. As the fellow told me later. He says, look where we are. We will understand nothing. Sasha looked at him, quickly oriented. He says, turn back and take the right. Let’s fly over that village. A road behind her. We fly over the road about 30 km. And carefully before the next village you take to the right and see the flying field. Arrived, not the Tajiks still drove)

Russia has promised the United States to respond symmetrically and freeze the money of Americans holding their savings in Sberbank.

I have a smell today. I drink honeymoon, smoke a tube and wait until 3 kg of meat is ready for the guests. Only men are invited. I play heroes, I sing to Our Radio.
I am just a girl. I wonder if I have a chance at least for one flower today? and :(

Risk: A story for a thriller.
by 2015. Lurk and the demotivator are closed and forgotten. Only school teachers and administrators write in the hub. The tape and Wikipedia on informativity are equal to the news of NTV
Riska: The decisive battle of the rebels - the villain Commander tries to get an invasion on the leprosy

Xxx: I want to argue.
YYY: You are wrong.

Do you remember telling me that my father promised to give me a car for the wedding?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Give to?
xxx: gave
What a brand.
XXX is Mark? Bosch
XXX: The laundry
The car is good.

XXX: I have understood.
Angry Birds is a brutal satire that ridicules Muslim morals.
xxx what we have. Birds, with large eyebrows, lead a sacred war-jihad with unbelieving pigs.
Not only are there birds that undermine themselves and everything around them, but any bird that kills a pig goes to Heaven, which brings the player points.
It turns out that the goal of the game is to get all the birds to paradise and that all the unbelievers are exterminated.

In Africa, a school is considered an elite if children can soak the cloth in it.

How many mice do you give?
He: I can end up, I still have two.
Why do you have two hands?
I am O_O

You can’t imagine how lonely I’ll be after December 21...

References to Yandex Market:

Disadvantages: Functionality is lower than the box from under the router. After the router showed that over the course of a week itself ceases to work and neither reboot, nor firmware update, nor subtle adjustment fixes this, decided to put a empty box instead, in which the router itself was packed. It became more beautiful, performance did not deteriorate, but did not improve, i.e. I did not notice the differences in the operation of the box and the router, but the box does not require connection to the socket - saving electricity.

Recommendation: I recommend the purchase. You won’t buy such a box anywhere. When buying, the router is better to throw out immediately, and leave the box.

The news:
Russia refuses beef from the United States, where it is called a reaction to the adoption of the "Magnitsky Act"

From the comments:
All right, for refusing to accept Russian animals decided not to allow American animals